Topic: I Survived
started by: Wiley
Posted by Wiley on Apr. 29 2002,05:50
I just returned home from two days of the undisciplined merriment that was my bachelor party. I’m still alive for the most part …although some things are still kind of hazy. I left after work on Friday looking like this:
but was quickly forced to change into the outfit I would be forced to wear for the entire weekend:
Now, admittedly this getup ranks high up there on the lame-o-meter but I soon found out that strippers love to tease the groom to be.
I spent a lot of the weekend < here >, and it's everything it is said to me. I fell in some pretty deep lust with a few of the ladies here and I think put a few of them through this semester of college. I also learned that Chris Rock was right when he sang the tune There's No Sex in the Champagne Room. The Champagne Room is just there to put your wallet in a world of hurt. Although you will find yourself right back in the Champagne Room the next night because Karina is so damn fine!!! (if any of you go to Club Paradise anytime soon tell her I said hello). I also learned a lot about some entertainment laws in Clark county and spent a bit of time being detained by the authorities ...I didn't get any mug shots 
but I did send some cheap ass lying no good skanky hookers to jail 
It’s a long story but it basically boils down to the fact that I have no shame and I will call the police if you try and rip me off. Admittedly I was originally bluffing when I threatened to call the police but they called me on it …so what was I to do? I couldn’t back down to some hookers …I got some pride. And there are plenty of more freaky entertainers around Sin City just waiting to exploit themselves for some cash.Viva Las Vegas!!
Posted by editor on Apr. 29 2002,07:08
Mr Wiley, you set us up! We thought we'd click the link and see girlies!
It's a building.
btw, I remember you called me the other day asking about my computer woes.
Thankyou.
Posted by Jimi on Apr. 29 2002,11:52
Sounds like a bloody good night, let us know if you remember anything more.
Posted by Wolfguard on Apr. 30 2002,13:10
Could of been worse.They could of sent you on a scavenger hunt.
Basicly, the stripper gets you naked and your friends toss your drunk naked ass out of the hotel room. To get back in you had to have a list of things.
A Budwiser, a pack of Marlboros, an ashtray from the Hilton and a pair of womans panties(red)
Now, this was panama. You could not get budwiser, marlboros were hard to find and we were not staying at the hilton.
Needless to say, its a good thing one of the people at the party was a panama cop...