Topic: Danger, Will Robinson
started by: Beldurin
Posted by Beldurin on Apr. 25 2002,22:25
Well, just got back from a testing session for a job. With who you might ask? The FBI. Made it past the first application screening, so today I had to take some pre-screening tests and will move on to an interview next provided I passed the test.I may actually get a job before I'm 30!!
Posted by Wiley on Apr. 25 2002,22:39
um ...do you get a gun?
Posted by Beastie Dr on Apr. 25 2002,23:28
We should all be very careful what we say.
Posted by Rshias on Apr. 25 2002,23:37
He's a Monty Python fan, so he can't be all bad.
Posted by Non on Apr. 26 2002,04:14
I don't think you can be in the FBI if you ever smoked majiuana. If i ever got in the FBI i would seel secrets to the chinese for big bucks. $$$. Seriously.Beldurin maybe they will let you work on the X Files...
Posted by Beldurin on Apr. 26 2002,07:16
| Quote (Wiley @ 25 April 2002,16:39) |
| um ...do you get a gun? |
yup, not only that but training on how to use multiple firearms, self defense (already green belt in tae kwon do), and offensive/defensive driving
w00t
Pay sucks, but it's a gov't job, so benefits are cushy and 20 retirement/pension schedule.
| Quote (Beastie Dr @ 25 April 2002,17:28) |
We should all be very careful what we say. |
Funny you should mention that. I was talking to a couple of friends from my undergrad days and told them about the interview. One looked at me and said, "That's great, but if you get the job, you never knew us."
Heh.
edit: fixed quotes
Posted by editor on Apr. 26 2002,09:20
So about 2 years from now you'll be the chief assistant in the Duluth Minnesota FBI office looking for welfare cheats who cross state lines...How many times have you watched Silence of the Lambs?
Posted by WillyPete on Apr. 26 2002,12:01
Haha, 's funny. I'm going through my TA application here in the uk. Gonna join the Engineers - learn to blow shit up.I'll have some 'interesting' pictures in a few months.
Posted by Uberkommando on Apr. 26 2002,13:57
Great zombie jesus! Now even Bel's gunna have a cool job! Am I the only one destined to stare at a monitor until my eyes bleed?Fuck it. I'm joining the peace corps.
Posted by veistran on Apr. 26 2002,20:09
<gratuitous conan reference>The peace corps is a good job, for me to poop on.</gratuitous conan reference>
Posted by editor on Apr. 26 2002,20:21
WP, what is the TA?
Posted by t|nt|n on Apr. 27 2002,18:31
TA = Territorial Army ??Thats what it is here in Ireland anyway
Posted by Beldurin on Apr. 28 2002,08:43
| Quote (t|nt|n @ 27 April 2002,12:31) |
| TA = Territorial Army ?? Thats what it is here in Ireland anyway |
I figured it'd be Terrorist Army...or is that just Northern Ireland?
Anycrap, don't let it get you down Uber...besides the Peace Corps is the toughest job you'll ...ah nevermind.
Posted by Beldurin on Apr. 30 2002,20:05
Update: I PASSED THE TEST!!!! Next phase is a personal interview. Wish me luck!
Posted by Nikita on Apr. 30 2002,20:14
woo hoo! congrats! 
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(ascii ass shaking to cover my real ass if he gets the job
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Posted by Rhydant on Apr. 30 2002,22:16
sweet.'FBI Agent Beldurin' has a nice ring to it.