Forum: The Classroom
Topic: Soap?
started by: Rshias

Posted by Rshias on Apr. 22 2002,21:39
Think back to the last time you took a shower.  What brand of soap do you use?  What qualities do you look for in a good brand of soap?
Posted by kuru on Apr. 22 2002,21:43
Ivory.

It's the only one that doesn't give me hives.

Goddamn immune system.
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Apr. 22 2002,21:58
mmm... Ivory...
Posted by Rshias on Apr. 22 2002,22:01
Ivory leaves me feeling filmy.  I prefer something that makes my skin feel kinda "rubbery"


Posted by Wiley on Apr. 22 2002,22:33
Dial Anti-bacterial

Die germs, Die!!
Posted by Nikita on Apr. 22 2002,22:39
Dove
Caress
Yardley English Lavender
Posted by Wiley on Apr. 22 2002,22:52
Any soap that Nikita has on the sponge.
:D  :D  :D  :D  :D
Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 22 2002,23:14
What is soap? And this shower you speak of what is that? I bathe in a river downstream from the sweage treatment plant. Sometimes when i am in the river long brown fish with no eyes and iregular bodies swim along side me. :p
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Apr. 22 2002,23:22
Quote (Wiley @ 22 April 2002,14:33)
Dial Anti-bacterial

Die germs, Die!!

YEAH!!!!

only problem is it's really drying.  and it doesn't kill fungus or viruses... goddamn fungus!!! I got ringworm about a year ago. this shit is almost *impossible* to get rid of.  It laughs at Tough-Actin' Tinactin.  All that stuff does is help spread it.  It doesn't like Desenex much, and Lotrimin AF kills it real quick... but it just keeps coming back.  Why can't they make Lotrimin soap?  Gah!  I'd buy that stuff by the gross!
Posted by just_dave on Apr. 22 2002,23:31
Just reading that makes me itch DSL..
I use dial Body wash.

Qualities:

Rinses clean away,
Smells Ok, not to girlie,
Easy to handle in the shower,

I hate dropping bottles, the stupid shower is so little its like being a yogo intructor to get to them lol

dave
Posted by Bob_the_Cannibal on Apr. 23 2002,02:46
I use an all natural, lemon scented soap. no, I don't make it, but it's antibacterial, slightly acidic due to the lemon used. smells nice tho. and leaves no film, and makes your skin rubbery. can't remember the name of it tho.
Posted by TheTaxMan on Apr. 23 2002,03:13
Oh yes...
Yes..
Yes!
YEEES!

o_O
Posted by Beastie Dr on Apr. 23 2002,03:50
Dove, baby.  Ringworm wasn't that bad for me; I got it from wrestling (go figure), but it was gone within two weeks.  Actual athlete's foot itself however, has been IMPOSSIBLE to get rid of.
Posted by j0eSmith on Apr. 23 2002,06:17
Um, I don't know.. its green, I think it might be dove.
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Apr. 23 2002,10:49
Quote (Beastie Dr @ 22 April 2002,19:50)
Actual athlete's foot itself however, has been IMPOSSIBLE to get rid of.

Nuke it with Lamisil AND Desenex powder.  That ought to wipe out the little buggers.

/me shakes some Desenex on my arms... DIE, YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!  devil.gif  devil.gif  devil.gif
Posted by Bozeman on Apr. 23 2002,15:00
(goes to check)

The name's rubbed off.  I'm guessing either irish spring or dial.  I should really pay more attention, shouldn't I?
Posted by p0ser on Apr. 23 2002,22:06
You know what's cool, powdered soap.  The kind of soap that they have in gas stations.  You cover your hand with powder and add water to form a gritty paste that scrubs everything away.  I love that soap, and it smells good too.
:D
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Apr. 24 2002,01:08
the pink powdery stuff... mmm...
Posted by Beastie Dr on Apr. 24 2002,01:37
They use that in Milwaukee Public Schools here, because somehow people vandalized the bathrooms with normal soap.
Posted by Uberkommando on Apr. 24 2002,01:57
AH HA HA HA HA!! *whew* he he he...

Damn me and my graphic imagination...
Posted by mqa on Apr. 24 2002,05:32
you know how to get rid of ringworms???

GO TO THE DOCTOR!

he will give you this nice prescription cream that wil kill those mother fuckers quickly and efficiently.
Posted by Beldurin on Apr. 24 2002,06:14
Actually, going to the tanning bed gets rid of ringworm, too...dries it out.  Had a buddy in high school who got it while wrestling too.
Posted by smartsnake on Apr. 24 2002,21:51
Some kind of Dial not sure exactly.

Last year somone in our school set one of the soap dispensers in one of the boys bathroom on fire.  Yea just about everyone in my school is stupid.
Posted by BlackFlag on Apr. 24 2002,22:34
i like the wet rubber feeling zest or coast leave me with.

ivory leave me feeling dirty and filmy.  Dove is horrible (though it leaves my skin soft.....  girls like that sort of crap.)  I really like Leever 2000 body wash, but it sometimes dries out my skin, so i only use it occasionaly.

now on to shampoo.........
anyone know any good shampoo for dandruff?  Head&shoulders is crap.  Neutroagena T-Gel works wonders, but leaves me smelling like a tar pit from the neck up......
Posted by Rshias on Apr. 24 2002,23:59
I usually use Head & Shoulders for shampoo.  It's cheap, and comes in really big bottles.  Whenever I run out of that, I attack the Herbal Essense stuff that my girlfriend leaves over here for emergencies.  Sadly, it's never given me that "organic feeling" from from the commercials.  :(

They usually clear up dandruff, but dry my hair out.  Some conditioner takes care of that though.
Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 25 2002,00:29
Quote (Beastie Dr @ 23 April 2002,11:37)
They use that in Milwaukee Public Schools here, because somehow people vandalized the bathrooms with normal soap.

I live in the city of milwaukee but never had the pleasure of going to M.P.S i grew up in the suburbs.
Posted by j0eSmith on Apr. 25 2002,03:35
Quote (BlackFlag @ 24 April 2002,14:34)
anyone know any good shampoo for dandruff?  

Selsun Blue (or Red) is pretty good. I got bad ass dandruff over the winter, but its basically gone now, so I don't even bother with it anymore.

It doesn't smell like apples, but its not an ungodly smell either.
Posted by Beastie Dr on Apr. 25 2002,03:53
Uh, where do/did you happen to live, icono?  I don't go to MPS either, a child of the suburbs.  I was there one time for a wrestling tournament, and asked one of the kids from Hamilton why they had that shit.
Posted by Rhydant on Apr. 25 2002,04:25
i use blue shampoo and white soap.

thats about all i know.
Posted by veistran on Apr. 25 2002,04:45
I dunno, it's like suave I think, I bought it cause it was the cheapest of those "body wash" type soaps at the time I was at Target. It works pretty good and doesn't leave me feeling filmy.
Posted by mqa on Apr. 25 2002,06:44
Quote (Beldurin @ 23 April 2002,19:14)
Actually, going to the tanning bed gets rid of ringworm, too...dries it out.  Had a buddy in high school who got it while wrestling too.

get rid of your ringworms, in exchange for skin cancer....
Posted by Beastie Dr on Apr. 26 2002,00:50
*bump*
So where do/did you live in Milwaukee, ic0n0?
Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 26 2002,01:14
I live on the Eastside, i am not too far from U.W.M where i go to college. I am originaly from oconomowoc, then hartland.
Posted by Beastie Dr on Apr. 26 2002,04:10
That's pretty weird...you live a not-too-far-walk away from me.  I'm in Shorewood.
Posted by Rhydant on Apr. 26 2002,06:51
Quote (ic0n0 @ 25 April 2002,09:14)
oconomowoc

you made that up, didnt you?
Posted by Beldurin on Apr. 26 2002,07:10
Quote (Rhydant @ 26 April 2002,00:51)
Quote (ic0n0 @ 25 April 2002,09:14)
oconomowoc

you made that up, didnt you?

nope...been there
Posted by Rshias on Apr. 26 2002,08:03
It looks like the thread had gotten a little off topic so here's a story about how soap saved the day.

I was taking a piss at the urinal at work, and got distracted while reading a newspaper above it.  When I went to shake, I must have leaned forward or something because my dick hit the top of the urinal.  So I was freaking out, because my dick had hit the top of the urinal and god knows what else has been there.  So, I tried to piss really hard to clean out the pipes, but it was a no go.

I stood there and didn't really want to put it away because you know ... penis on urinal.  So anyhow, I hobble over to the sink, pump the soap dispenser, undo the rest of my pants, and start to quickly scrub my penis.  Everything was going good until I went to get a paper towel to dry off.  

Just then, the door squeaks and someone begins to walk in.  Well, I didn't know him, and he didn't know me, so he turned around and walked out.  I decided right then to just go ahead and put it away semi-wet, and ran for it.

So there's my story.  Good 'ol disinfectant soap saved the day.
Posted by Nikita on Apr. 26 2002,18:47
Urinal dick! Urinal dick! Rshias is a Urinal Dick :)

Well, I haven't walked in on some chick washing her privvies in the sink just b/c they brushed up on the toilet seat ...

Hm ... why don't you walk into the ladies room and I get to peek in the men's room? :p
Posted by veistran on Apr. 26 2002,19:58
Quote (Rshias @ 26 April 2002,02:03)
I stood there and didn't really want to put it away because you know ... penis on urinal.  So anyhow, I hobble over to the sink, pump the soap dispenser, undo the rest of my pants, and start to quickly scrub my penis.  Everything was going good until I went to get a paper towel to dry off.  

Just then, the door squeaks and someone begins to walk in.  Well, I didn't know him, and he didn't know me, so he turned around and walked out.  I decided right then to just go ahead and put it away semi-wet, and ran for it.

that's just common courtesy, and the fact that no hetero guy likes to look at another guy's package.
Posted by Rshias on Apr. 26 2002,21:22
If he had stayed, I would have been worried.
Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 26 2002,21:33
Quote (Beastie Dr @ 25 April 2002,14:10)
That's pretty weird...you live a not-too-far-walk away from me.  I'm in Shorewood.

You don't go to uwm do you?
Posted by Beastie Dr on Apr. 27 2002,00:45
Nope, I'm a senior at Shorewood High School, which is on the corner of Oakland and Capital.  If you're around there about 2:30 in the afternoon, you'll probably see me roll out of the parking lot in the passenger seat of a silver VW Bug [I KNOW] with altezzas on it.  Next school year I'll be heading out to Tacoma, WA to attend the University of Puget Sound, but the driver of that car will probably be at UWM.
Posted by Beldurin on Apr. 27 2002,06:33
Quote (veistran @ 26 April 2002,13:58)
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Quote (Rshias @ 26 April 2002,02:03)
I stood there and didn't really want to put it away because you know ... penis on urinal.  So anyhow, I hobble over to the sink, pump the soap dispenser, undo the rest of my pants, and start to quickly scrub my penis.  Everything was going good until I went to get a paper towel to dry off.  

Just then, the door squeaks and someone begins to walk in.  Well, I didn't know him, and he didn't know me, so he turned around and walked out.  I decided right then to just go ahead and put it away semi-wet, and ran for it.

that's just common courtesy, and the fact that no hetero guy likes to look at another guy's package.

Heh...reminds me of the joke:

What's the quickest way to clear out a men's room?

Say, "nice dick."
Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 27 2002,06:47
Quote (Beastie Dr @ 26 April 2002,10:45)
Nope, I'm a senior at Shorewood High School, which is on the corner of Oakland and Capital.  If you're around there about 2:30 in the afternoon, you'll probably see me roll out of the parking lot in the passenger seat of a silver VW Bug [I KNOW] with altezzas on it.  Next school year I'll be heading out to Tacoma, WA to attend the University of Puget Sound, but the driver of that car will probably be at UWM.

I live about Locust and Oakland, and my brothers girlfriend lives on capital in shorewood right acorss the road from the high school so yeah i know where that is.
Posted by t|nt|n on Apr. 27 2002,18:28
Quote (Beastie Dr @ 22 April 2002,19:50)
Dove, baby.  Ringworm wasn't that bad for me; I got it from wrestling (go figure), but it was gone within two weeks.  Actual athlete's foot itself however, has been IMPOSSIBLE to get rid of.

Does that mean that stone cold steve austin is riddled with ringworm ???

I ain't gonna ask him anyway, that bugger scares the hell outa me  :D
Posted by Beastie Dr on Apr. 27 2002,22:53
Quote (ic0n0 @ 27 April 2002,00:47)
I live about Locust and Oakland, and my brothers girlfriend lives on capital in shorewood right acorss the road from the high school so yeah i know where that is.

So you live righ by OGs.  Heh, I was at a party on Locust and Hackett last night.  Small world.
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