I know from previous threads that at least a few of you listen to love line, what is the strangest/funniest thing you’ve heard?

Here’s one from Adam:
“I would stick my finger in a blender before I’d put my dork in one; However, I would put my junk in a butt hole before I would stick my finger up there. Figure that one out.”

Ok, one more:
“All these skateboarders do is smoke weed and drag their nuts down handicap rails. Thank god they can't reproduce.”

"No, seriously. Tell me more about space camp. I wanna here it."

"I don't need some guy seeing my dork at a Baseball game! 'Guess who I'm with in the bathroom... That's right... Looks like he's peeing out of his belly button...' Ooo, Drew like that one."

"Here's what I want you to do. Wrap yourself in wet blankets and crawl under the coffee table... I'm calling in an air strike. I'm taking out your whole block of retards with napalm."

"You had your lesbian friend inspect your vagina? ... One time I had one of my gay buddies give my penis an inspection. Yah, he's seen a million so he knows what to look for. But it was weird how he was handling it and getting all close with the mouth and everything..."

"Hold on... let me write that down..."

"I like a little nipple play."

"A cat is essetially a vagina without the woman attached. Well, at least by nature."

"I pull my penis aside, 'What was that in there! When you act like this, it's like I don't even know you anymore!'"

"Everybody stay home!"

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This message has been edited by PersonGuy on November 09, 2000 at 07:00 PM

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“Are you sure that your are measuring it correctly? Remember, you measure from the center of your anus to just beyond the tip of your penis.”

And remember, if you don’t have a date it’s probably because...

“you’re fat”

I don’t really like getting hand jobs, usually I look at my masturbating hand and it’s just sitting there looking at her like "pfffffffffft! What the hell do you think you are trying to do? That’s not how we do it!”

This message has been edited by Blain on November 10, 2000 at 10:45 PM

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