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Topic: Compressed grain soaked in cow lactate!
started by: PersonGuy

Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 16 2001,23:19

Frooty, flaky, and sugary... we all like the stuff. What's your favorite?

I'm goin with "Frosted Wheat Bites(TM)"!

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Posted by masher on Jan. 17 2001,01:55

Nothing beats Weet Bix.

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Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 17 2001,03:55

i'm gonna have to say crispex

Posted by solid on Jan. 17 2001,04:02

its only good when ur into it.

...crispix

Posted by kuru on Jan. 17 2001,04:36

chex.

or lucky charms. hot damn i still love lucky charms.

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Posted by DuSTman on Jan. 17 2001,08:21

Ricicles!

Posted by Neophyre on Jan. 17 2001,11:35

Rice Bubbles!

and Weetbix of course

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jan. 17 2001,13:27

Fruitbix man!!!!

Pleasure comes at a price though this stuffs expensive

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 17 2001,15:24

ill stick to my scrambled eggs...

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Posted by askheaves on Jan. 17 2001,17:04

Call me a pussy if you want, but I like Special K. I don't care if it's good for me, it's good cereal.. provided you eat it less than .7 minutes after pouring milk on it.

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jan. 17 2001,18:20

good god, I like ALL of the cereal listed so far... special K, mmm...

all except Weetabix. I've never tried that one. I see it in the grocery store... "the #1 cereal in the UK." I've been tempted to try it, but never have (it's expensive... 8 for ū). I might have to run down to Safeway tonight and grab some.

Posted by Prometheus on Jan. 18 2001,02:53

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Lucky Charms....
I'm still a big fan of Cinnamon Toast Crunch!

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Posted by kuru on Jan. 18 2001,02:54

even though eggs are really just the product of a chicken's menstrual cycle, i still like to eat them.

this probably doesn't make me a sick fucker, because eating eggs has been a widely accepted pratice for quite some time.

however, i gotta wonder about the sanity of the first guy who said 'see that white thing that came outa that chicken's ass? i'm gonna go eat it.'

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Posted by masher on Jan. 18 2001,09:06

eewwwwww

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 18 2001,10:32

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
however, i gotta wonder about the sanity of the first guy who said 'see that white thing that came outa that chicken's ass? i'm gonna go eat it.'

Kinda like sking.

"Im going to the top of that mountian with these to slick boards. Im going to strap them on my feet when i get there, face down hill, and lean forward."
Im thinking this was a drunken bet...

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Posted by kuru on Jan. 18 2001,11:11

it was probably invented by some drunk norweigian who was trying real hard to escape the yeti.

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Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 18 2001,13:37

ahahhaha i can just picture that

Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 18 2001,14:32

I had to!

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Posted by askheaves on Jan. 18 2001,15:12

The Win 3.11 skiing game!!!!!!

That so rulez!

Posted by whiskey@throttle on Jan. 18 2001,16:31

Without a doubt, the best cereals are the ones that have gone extinct...

Nerds, for example, was nothing less than sheer brilliance...in corn puff form.

Of course, there's always Frute Brute (the discontinued bastard cousin of Count Chocula, Booberry, etc. revitalized in Quentin Tarantino films)

But the pinnacle of breakfast acheivement was definitely Gremlins, 'cause anything good enough for a Mogwai is good enough for me.

I love you Gizmo.

Posted by masher on Jan. 18 2001,17:05

quote:

however, i gotta wonder about the sanity of the first guy who said 'see that white thing that came outa that chicken's ass? i'm gonna go eat it.'

How about the guy that said "How about drinking that white stuff that comes out of that cow?"

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Posted by kuru on Jan. 18 2001,17:11

as long as he didn't say 'how bout drinking that white stuff that comes outa that bull'

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Posted by solid on Jan. 19 2001,03:45

that win 3.1 skiing game that "rulez" was called ski-free.

and it was a classic, but it sucked, no offense. same thing with chips challenge, that one had some aweful puzzles in it.

go play deus ex

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jan. 19 2001,09:55

I just bought some Weetabix.

ATTENTION AMERICANS : Weetabix are most definately NOT intended for us. You can't pour them, you have to break them up yourself - how inconvenient is that? They turn soggy in 10 seconds flat, and taste like Raisin Bran without the raisins. There are things that make me wish I was English, but Weetabix ain't one of them.

Fortunately, I also bought Rice Chex. Now THERE is a cereal. If you eat them fast enough they'll draw blood from the roof of your mouth, like breakfast cereal should.

Posted by kuru on Jan. 19 2001,10:12

correct me if i'm wrong, but didn't the mogwai eat anything.....and that was the problem?

to stop them from eating after midnight.

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Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 19 2001,13:18

quote:
Originally posted by damien_s_lucifer:
ATTENTION AMERICANS : Weetabix are most definately NOT intended for us.

I had never heard of it until this thread... so I went to the store, saw the box and went home laughing!! It's like Shreaded Weat, but it's a bunch of Wheaties stuck together! BOOOOOO!!

Posted by masher on Jan. 20 2001,04:03

quote:
Originally posted by damien_s_lucifer:
and taste like Raisin Bran without the raisins.

Thats why you put about a desertspoon of sugar over them before you eat them.

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Posted by DuSTman on Jan. 20 2001,05:51

Well, i suppose it is more popular over here that it is over there, but i would hardly describe it as the english way of life. It's not _that_ popular.

I don't think, anyway.

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jan. 20 2001,07:24

the sugar helps, but it doesn't make them any less soggy.

BEWARE THE SOG MONSTER!

Posted by masher on Jan. 20 2001,07:26

then you aren't eating them quick enough.

You must eat faster grasshopper...

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Posted by whiskey@throttle on Jan. 21 2001,18:20

quote:
correct me if i'm wrong, but didn't the mogwai eat anything.....and that was the problem?

Don't fuck with my cereal, lady.

This message has been edited by whiskey@throttle on January 22, 2001 at 01:21 PM

Posted by ic0n0 on Jan. 21 2001,18:30

i personaly eat steak for breakfast all those cold grain products mixed with a liquid i can't Digested isn't on my list.

Posted by Rhydant on Jan. 21 2001,22:26

quote:
Originally posted by ic0n0:
i personaly eat steak for breakfast

you eat steak EVERY morning? are you rich or something?

Crunch Berries all the way! and frosted flakes with cheerioes. BOOH YEAH!

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Posted by whiskey@throttle on Jan. 21 2001,22:55

Maybe he meant dick steak...

Posted by jiggyfresh on Jan. 22 2001,01:27

i just assumed he ment dick steak

Posted by Rhydant on Jan. 22 2001,01:45

ok then, its settled
ic0n0 eats dick steak for breakfast every morning

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Posted by reman on Jan. 22 2001,02:50

well recently while visiting home i did the rice bubbles, cornflakes, weetbix combo...mmmmmmmm rice bubble, cornflakes and weetbix...uuuaaagghhhuauuauaaugghhh*drool*

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jan. 22 2001,03:00

this thread has made breakfast my new favorite meal of the day.

does anyone know if they still make Carnation Breakfast Bars? Those things kicked ass. I can't find 'em around here.

Posted by ic0n0 on Jan. 22 2001,09:37

not dick steak damn it steak itsn't realy very expensive i'm not talk fellt menon here i mean a strip streak or a 5min steak one you just fry up in a pan. NOT FUCKING DICK STEAK!!!!!

This message has been edited by ic0n0 on January 23, 2001 at 04:37 AM

Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 22 2001,14:15

It isn't expensive, huh?

Fry it up in a pan, huh?

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O wait... that wasn't clever at all...

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Posted by Rhydant on Jan. 22 2001,14:21

quote:
Originally posted by ic0n0:
not dick steak damn it steak itsn't realy very expensive i'm not talk fellt menon here i mean a strip streak or a 5min steak one you just fry up in a pan. NOT FUCKING DICK STEAK!!!!!

hahahahahahaaAHAHA! whoa, that was just funny
someone needs to go back to grammar school!
and yes personguy, that was pretty funny.

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 22 2001,14:34

the correct term is tube steak.

so "ic0n0 eats tube steak for breakfast" would be the correct way to put it.

wonder if he does the "Tube Steak Boogie" too.

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Posted by StanVanDam on Jan. 22 2001,20:12

LOL dick steak....that sounds funny...even funnier cuz i don't know what it is, ahahaha

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Posted by whiskey@throttle on Jan. 22 2001,20:30

Good God, man! Take that stupid fucking sig away. No one cares about your pathetic little system.

Posted by Rhydant on Jan. 23 2001,01:51

hells yes thats lame
mine's c00l. l33t infact!
plus, i have a better cd-rw that j00! HAHAHAHAHA!

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Posted by solid on Jan. 23 2001,03:47

except for his ram i have a much better system than he does, and .. ..... no i wont show off. good thing too id get flamed like hell if i did.

Posted by ic0n0 on Jan. 23 2001,18:13

I have never herd it called tube steak ever in my entire life. yes i am a bad speller dyslexia sucks, ive got a ph.d reading level but a 4th grade grammer and spelling level.

Posted by Rhydant on Jan. 24 2001,00:00

Bullshit.

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Posted by kuru on Jan. 24 2001,03:03

anybody can read like a PhD if they've got a dictionary around.

hell, you can ignore almost half the words in a doctoral dissertation, and it still makes sense.

spelling and grammar levels apply to writing... which apparently nobody who was educated in the united states public schools can do well.

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Posted by masher on Jan. 24 2001,17:56

quote:

hell, you can ignore almost half the words in a doctoral dissertation, and it still makes sense.

Damn straight. All you need to read is the introduction and conclusions.

If you want any specifics, then you have to read to rest of it...

Posted by ic0n0 on Jan. 24 2001,19:02

so everytime i post something i just spell check it? i think not, if you can't understand what i am "trying to spell" ask. You people need to chil out about the spelling as if it was an indicator of ones intelligence.

Posted by whiskey@throttle on Jan. 24 2001,21:23

crap.

This message has been edited by whiskey@throttle on January 25, 2001 at 04:26 PM

Posted by whiskey@throttle on Jan. 24 2001,21:25

So, what's your take on poor grammar and faulty syntax?

quote:
You people need to chil out about the spelling as if it was an indicator of ones intelligence.

Posted by cr0bar on Jan. 25 2001,01:55

quote:
You people need to chil out about the spelling as if it was an indicator of ones intelligence.

It isn't? I don't know very many stupid people who can write or speak well. (I'm not talking about occasional mistakes or typos).

I actually had one guy e-mail me trying to convince me that "gotten" wasn't the past participle of "to get".

Wait, he just said it wasn't a word. What's a participle?

Posted by ic0n0 on Jan. 25 2001,18:38

I can speek well i can't write and type well added to my Dyslexia it's not a good combo, i would think in this pretty understanding world on "detnet" people woudn't be so jugemental.

Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 26 2001,01:15

Hey, ic0n0... I understand. I was cheated out of my English education classes and it shows. However, I've made a big effort at trying to learn a little bit each day. For example, when I spell check, I got through without auto correcting, and then go back and change them all from what I read to be the correct spelling. Eventually you'll make less and less mistakes.

Anyway, along with being fat, it's a problem that alot of people can't understand (but I guess I'm being a hypocite, cause I DON'T understand "fat"), because almost all Americans had a fair chance at learning how to read write and spell.

I'm here for ya man!

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Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jan. 26 2001,02:10

quote:
Originally posted by cr0bar:
It isn't? I don't know very many stupid people who can write or speak well.

Unfortunately, I do.

Posted by kuru on Jan. 26 2001,02:58

i've seen ones who could write well. word's 'automagically make this document sound like an english professor wrote it' really SUCKS ASS.

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Posted by StanVanDam on Jan. 29 2001,18:44

and this has what to do with cereal?

Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 30 2001,02:27

It has to do with dick steak.

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