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Topic: You might be a l33t hax0r if....
started by: tofu

Posted by tofu on Jun. 22 2000,18:52

You might be a l33t hax0r if: You dry shave in front of your computer using a aol cd as a mirror.

You might be a l33t hax0r if: You use aol cds as coasters.

You might be a l33t hax0r if: "0" is a regualer part of your vocablulary.

You might be a l33t hax0r if: Soda consists of 41\% of your diet.

You might be a l33t hax0r if: 700/21.7/23.8 is Good.

You might be a l33t hax0r if: Your computer case consists of screws and plywood.

You might be a l33t hax0r if: Sunlight is something you only hear about.

You might be a l33t hax0r if: You play Quake with your boss at work.

You might be a l33t hax0r if: You download from your hard drive to your floppy disk.

You might be a l33t hax0r if: You consider 1600*1200 low res.(talk about a bad time to make a stupid mistake)

You might be a l33t hax0r if: You consider HTML advanced.

You might be a l33t hax0r if: You have 4 items on your desktop

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[This message has been edited by tofu (edited June 22, 2000).]

Posted by Mike on Jun. 22 2000,19:04

Well damn, i guess i'm pretty l33t.

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Posted by Rattman on Jun. 22 2000,19:10

I can whoop my bosses butt at jedi knights.

Posted by Proteun on Jun. 22 2000,19:14

I hate this thread, cut it out.

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Posted by DrunkNigel on Jun. 22 2000,19:34

This thread is so lame. close it eng

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Posted by eng_man on Jun. 22 2000,20:38

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Originally posted by tofu:
You might be a l33t hax0r if: You consider 1600*1280 low res.

Um ... is that resolution even possible? 1600x1200 sounds more like it.

Yes this thread is dumb. Is it supposed to be funny? You consider HTML advanced What? Yeah, HTML _is_ pretty hard *shrug*

Hopefully you guys' lack of replies will make it drop like a fly.

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Posted by tofu on Jun. 22 2000,22:38

I find it amazing how much you people take this personally when all it is intended for is humor. The only people who might take offense are those who it is directed at and that is the newbie crowd who think they are better than everyone else.

As for dropping like a fly owell. Either way html is easy and that is the point behind the joke.
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[This message has been edited by tofu (edited June 22, 2000).]

Posted by Sithiee on Jun. 23 2000,01:58

he talks about "the newbie crowd" and yet he is still a lam0r himself...ill let you judge for yourselves

Posted by tofu on Jun. 23 2000,06:38

I must admit i am note one fond of posting on boards. Since when though has quantity of msgs posted had anything to do with being a newbie

Posted by Sithiee on Jun. 23 2000,10:38

if you havent posted much, chances are youre still a "newbie"

Posted by tofu on Jun. 23 2000,14:50

Belive what you will i can not change your preconcived perceptions.

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Posted by XaSERaX on Jun. 23 2000,15:43

not l33t yet, but some day over the horizon i can see it

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