Topic: Your Mom...
started by: PersonGuy
Posted by PersonGuy on Mar. 19 2002,06:19
Your Mom was all slimy and smelly. Your Mom crawls around in the dirt all day. Your Mom has a big hum on her back. Your Mom's a hemafrodite.
Posted by editor on Mar. 19 2002,07:21
OK, we get the standard insult-references. But what is a "hum on the back"?
That's a stinker here in LA.
Please advise, worldwide Detnetwork.
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Mar. 19 2002,08:09
at least my mom knows how to spell "hump" and "hermaphrodite," you moron.
Posted by solid on Mar. 19 2002,13:15
All that, PG, and you still let her in your room? Hell you deserved that.
Posted by Carnivore on Mar. 19 2002,15:50
Hey Personguy, what ever happened to that chic Luscious? She looks like she is drunk or something in that picture on your website.
Posted by editor on Mar. 20 2002,02:43
I had to spend several minutes crawling around personguy's site to find the drunk Luscious; aren't you glad I saved you the time to find this?< tipsy Luscious >
Hey PG, I see you like pictures of girls like I do. You have some beauties!
Posted by PersonGuy on Mar. 20 2002,22:00
Heh, I just got a pet snail, and I named him/her Your Mom. It's great when I get to talk to people whove never heard of Your Mom. Your Mom is the butt of everyone's jokes at good ol' Digi Pen. And fortunately we don't even have to know how to spell heem-afro-dite to TALK about Your Mom. Gotta love the tounge. 
Anyway, back to the topic of Lucious... I'm not 100% sure if she was drunk in that picture (I didn't take it). But I'm about 80% sure. It's also possible that she was high. But I'd say it's most likely that she was both drunk AND high. Anyway, it's strange that you ask, cause just yesterday I was thinking about that. On the bus I was looking for a singer for my band again (that's how I met her by the way) and I saw an ad that looked a lot like the ad that I met HER with. And the name of the person who wrote the ad was the same. So it made me wonder if it's her.
She owes me $200 bucks, and I should look her up. So I'm going to call the last # I have for her right now... yep still connected. Now I just gotta compair the number in the ad to this number... Damn... the # doesn't match. Now I'll call that one... Damn. It's a guys voice. Ok, I'll just call later and when he pics up asks if she's there. Whew...
So that's the update on her where-abouts!
But something interesting has just come up! I just met a chick! w00t! When I ran out to get the Seattle Weekly 2 seconds ago to get that ad I met a chick at the bus stop and she says she might come over tonight! w00t w00t! 
Ahh... I gotta go take a shower now... then I'll work on some muzak... this my friends is the life of PersonGuy. Tune in next week when I wear a giant hat made of styrophome with a giant foam #1 hand glued to the front. And, no, I'm not joking!
Posted by fatalbert on Mar. 21 2002,03:03
< hehehe >
Posted by CatKnight on Mar. 21 2002,06:19
that guy made a meat-yarmulke. hilarious!
Posted by Nikita on Mar. 21 2002,16:19
hey PG long time no harass So did you let Your Mom crawl all over you and leave a trail of slimy goodness?
(eew eew eeeew!
Posted by kuru on Mar. 21 2002,16:40
I wonder if he snuggles up with Your Mom at night....Nice to see you again Jeep.