Topic: the fast and the furious
started by: liquid metal
Posted by liquid metal on Mar. 15 2002,02:37
who's with me?i wanna bastardize it i really really want to.
Posted by Uberkommando on Mar. 15 2002,02:39
Agreed. I didn't like that movie too much. Do it.
Posted by editor on Mar. 15 2002,02:43
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Posted by chmod on Mar. 15 2002,03:15
Jeez, you're right! That movie is begging to be bastardized. Come to think of it, that movie had a whole bunch of problems.1) What was the point of the racewars scene? Vin Diesel told Spliner to go to race wars and then they'll talk about him going into the little crime business thing. But they never even showed him race once....
2) What was the point of those cars with no engines and that whole little scene? That led absolutely nowhere.
3) Isn't it a strange coincidence that the asian gang had all that electronic equipment hoarded up, which happened to be of the exact same type that was taken in the robberies?
I'm sure there's more. Well in conclusion, that movie had no plot whatsoever. Give it a good thrashing.
Posted by veilside on Mar. 15 2002,03:23
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totally. waste of a nice supra, shoulda shown it kicking some ass at least.
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my question is, why is the dude asking for SR20DET engines when they don't use any nissans?
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| 3) Isn't it a strange coincidence that the asian gang had all that electronic equipment hoarded up, which happened to be of the exact same type that was taken in the robberies? |
a fine asian business isn't complete without a wall of dvd players, guy.
but yeah. should be funny if it's bastardized, looking forward to seeing it
Posted by Carnivore on Mar. 15 2002,13:04
I dont think it needs to be bastardized, its already bastardized with all the rice mobile stereotypes in the damn movie. If anything all you have to do is turn the volume down really low and start speaking ghettotalk when they are running around and racing.
Posted by BlackFlag on Mar. 16 2002,15:14
Fuckit. Just wait for Blade2 or Matrix2.
Posted by RadioActive on Mar. 16 2002,16:21
See, bastardizations had always been filled with geek humour. If you bastardize fast and the furious it will be ricer bashing all the way, but it is a good idea. I remember PG started doing some movie, but it didn't get past second or third page. I would say matrix2 would be great, possibly blade2, but since cr0 is not going to be doing it and nobody will be able to get his style just right we might as well start on something new and not coninue his old projects. Maybe he himself will find spare time for matrix2.Anyways, fast and the furious sounds like fun. If u can make that movie into something funny, why not. At least give it a shot.
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Posted by Spydir on Mar. 16 2002,16:52
he did fight club. but it had to many penis jokes
Posted by Megasus on Mar. 17 2002,09:50
personally, and i dont know if this has been braught up before, but i think that Blade Runner should have been bastardized by now, and if it hasnt, it should be. to me its one of the best sci-fi movies ever made, and the concepts of robot-people seems prime for this type of "geek" bastardization. but thats just my thoughts. granted they carry little to no worth to anyone but myself...... sorry. discard that last remark as me being bummed about the lack of happiness im reaping from my life as of late. discard that too. ill stop feeling sorry for myself now, later-
Posted by BlackFlag on Mar. 17 2002,10:12
Blade Runner eh?Well, i don't think a bastardization would be quite as funny to some if you bastardized a movie that was actually good.
BTW, still fucking pissed that the blade runner 2 project fell apart. Even more pissed that the song "hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me" wich was originally intended for the BR2 soundtrack got used in a batman movie.
/me wants to kill everyone in the movie industry.
<rant>And wtf is up with the Gen13 movie? Where's the Spiderman movie? Why the fuck can't hollywood make good movies?!?!?!?!?</rant>
Posted by Spydir on Mar. 17 2002,17:31
the spiderman movie comes out in a couple months, I think.You fuckers know I'm going to see that shit
Posted by Megasus on Mar. 18 2002,08:16
i think the spiderman movie already came out. i saw previews and whatnot for it for like a month and havent heard about it since, but that was about a month ago. fuck it, ill d/l it later on and save myself the 10$. thats a topic i could rant about for days.. movie ticket costs are just too damn high.BF, you didnt like the matrix or blade???
you know, id like to see some monty python bastardizations too, since im on this topic already. but then, the wonderfull, extremely intelligant, and very very complicated humor of monty python is often lost on people... and thats just dissapointing to me. so i say, shoot everyone who doesnt like it. or, cut off all of their heads with .............. a herring.