Topic: lucky cigarette
started by: CatKnight
Posted by CatKnight on Mar. 14 2002,21:37
this was so odd. last night, i was just outside hanging out with friends and enjoying the foggy weather. it was about 3 am i think. i was down to my last cig, which was my lucky one (lucky cig is the one you turn upside down in a fresh pack). anyway some asian guy came out of nowhere and asked if he could bum it. i gave it to him cuz i didn't care anyway. he said "thanks, do you want a flight?" I didn't know what he meant but I assumed it had something to do with drugs so I said no thanks. Then he walked away, and we were discussing what he meant. I knew this would keep me all night so I asked him again while he was walking away and he said "don't you know what fellatio is?" and i was like "oohh..." then he walked off. I yelled "hey wait a minute!" but it was too late. He was wearing a sorority t-shirt so I assume he was with some hot chick somewhere. so anyway--DOH! I passed up a free blow job! 
Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 14 2002,21:40
Are you sure he wasn't offering His own services?
Posted by Wiley on Mar. 14 2002,22:17
Um ...just to be clear, you were rethinking turning down a blow job from some dude? 
You really are hard up. 
Edit: no blow job is really free ...there's always a catch.
Posted by CatKnight on Mar. 14 2002,22:56
at first that's what I thought, so I was like "uhh...no thanks" but then beth pointed out that he was wearing some girl's t-shirt, meaning he was probably hanging around with some slutty chick.oh yeah and sex generally IS free, at this college anyway.
Posted by Rhydant on Mar. 14 2002,23:27
uhm.... am i the only person that wouldnt want a BJ from another guy?thats just weird.
Posted by Wiley on Mar. 14 2002,23:29
| Quote (CatKnight @ 14 Mar. 2002,14:56) |
| oh yeah and sex generally IS free, at this college anyway. |
Damn I miss college ...sex in the outside world costs a fortune. And the girls in corporate America no longer think it is "neat" to drink a whole bunch and show you their titties.
Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 14 2002,23:44
| Quote (CatKnight @ 14 Mar. 2002,08:56) |
| oh yeah and sex generally IS free, at this college anyway. |
Obviously I am not looking hard enough.
Posted by Spydir on Mar. 15 2002,00:15
| Quote (Rhydant @ 14 Mar. 2002,11:27) |
| uhm.... am i the only person that wouldnt want a BJ from another guy? thats just weird. |
yeah, that's just nasty.
But think if you could give yourself a BJ. would you? I wouldn't. That's just to... ugh... nasty