Forum: The Classroom Topic: Contemplation started by: ic0n0 Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 13 2002,04:37
Just think about your tongue for 5 min and respond with your thoughts about it.
Posted by Anztac on Mar. 13 2002,04:52
After much contemplations I have realizedA) My tongue rules B) If I didn't have a tongue I couldn't eat right, speak, or please the ladies like I want to so much.... C) it'd be really strange if I didn't have a lowwer jaw... D) My tongue seems to be really helpful channeling chi Posted by Vigilante on Mar. 13 2002,04:53
My thought is that it is a great injustice that my tongue is not currently in contact with an attractive and affectionate female human between the ages of 18 and 26
Posted by Nikita on Mar. 13 2002,05:02
1) It's squishy2) looks like an AirHead that acquired sentinence 3) looks like a pink mutant slug with it's own mind 4) one skanky looking muscle 5) eew the tastebuds look funky 6) mmm salty ... 7) oooh maybe I should pierce it ... 8) "oh the places you will go?" 9) i wanna lick my bf's nipple ... and chest ... and ... Posted by Carnivore on Mar. 13 2002,18:44
Piercing it can only mean one thing!
Posted by editor on Mar. 14 2002,01:22
Trouble eating popcorn.
Posted by mqa on Mar. 14 2002,08:17
would'nt it be cool if your arms had the same musculo-skelatal structure as you tongue. you would never have to pay for anything in a vending machine again.... then again you could just train an octopus.
Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 14 2002,17:16
Octopuses are pretty cool
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Mar. 14 2002,22:38
Here's an even better one : you are breathing right now. Discuss.
Posted by Spydir on Mar. 14 2002,23:06
... *looks around in a paranoid manner...*... ... ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... ... ... Posted by chmod on Mar. 14 2002,23:07
I'm getting a little verklempt...The Holy Roman Empire was neither Holy nor Roman nor an Empire. Discuss. Posted by Spydir on Mar. 15 2002,00:17
the name was given to them by the pope at the time, I wanna say Leo IX or X, but I can't remember. It doesn't go a lot further then that. Well, the name "Holy Roman Emperor" was given to the king (... chartleman? spelling sucks, and I don't think that he was the one) and then his empire got the name. didn't involve a lot more then that.
Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 15 2002,00:28
Charlemagne? He was Frankish mind you not French, which means he was of a Germanic tribe the franks. His son’s broke up his empire; the part of his empire that was to become Germany in the 19th century was called the Holy Roman Empire.
Posted by kuru on Mar. 15 2002,01:28
Mine is pierced.So, what in your opinion does that mean? Posted by Spydir on Mar. 15 2002,02:07
... ÿthat it's peirced? ÿWhy's it gotta be something bad?edit: icono - yeah, we went over that stuff about 2 months ago in world civ, so it's a wonder I even remember it Posted by veistran on Mar. 15 2002,04:55
the worst part about having tongue piercing would have to be the fact that you can't take it out for very long if you don't want to have it re-pierced, I'd have to guess. Your mouth is the fastest healing area of the body by far for good reason.
Posted by BlackFlag on Mar. 15 2002,12:38
results of 5 minutes tongue meditation:My first kiss for, some inexplicable reason, tasted like strawberry; (inexplicable because it couldn't be attributed to lip gloss, food recently eaten, etc.) Maybe it was some wierd psycological effect caused by pheromones. Eating pussy reminds me of kiwi fruit for some reason. Sensitivity to taste differences among ciggerete brands dissapears somewhat after a few months of not smoking. |