Topic: God be praised!
started by: Uberkommando
Posted by Uberkommando on Mar. 12 2002,03:15
After a grueling (sp?) four months of torture at the hands of the ultrareligious Oklahoman yokels, I finally get to return to Germany, home of 16-year-old legal drinking laws, my girlfriend, and all my druggie friends. Booze, boobs, and bongs in less than a week! Fuckin A!So who else is leaving for spring break?
Posted by editor on Mar. 12 2002,04:25
there's pot in Germany? really!What city in Germany? The most.....intense girlfriend I ever had was from Hamburg...
You're German and you use an avatar of a uhm, Nazi soldier?
That took balls!
Auf Weidersein!
Posted by Uberkommando on Mar. 12 2002,05:01
Landstuhl Germany. Small little town, right between 3 American bases. If you're out at the right time of night you can score almost anything you want -- shrooms, smack, dope, you name it. Pretty cheap, too -- all the weed's home grown.Naw, I'm really American. Just lived there most my life. The avatar didn't take balls -- dressing up as Hitler for "famous friday" during homecoming week (while still living there) took balls.
Posted by editor on Mar. 12 2002,05:03
/begs the obvious;got a pitcher? that was ballsy.
Posted by Uberkommando on Mar. 12 2002,05:16
I wish I did. The only proof I had was when the video productions team came around and taped me and my friend Tom (who was clad as my henchman -- I let him borrow a helmet). The tape never aired, and I'm not sure if they kept it or taped over it; they never gave me the copy I asked for. I'll find out when I get back there next week.Oddly, I didn't get my ass beaten. The only Jewish kid who saw me laughed his ass off, and I avoided the German teacher all day. The only people who really wanted to beat me up were the big black kids -- couldn't understand the logic behind that.
Edit: evidence != proof. And, for the first time, I just stumbled upon someone who used the phrase "web-based solution" in serious conversation. I almost crapped my pants laughing.
Posted by LiNeY on Mar. 12 2002,20:44
| Quote (editor @ 11 Mar. 2002,20:25) |
| The most.....intense girlfriend I ever had was from Hamburg... |
Must be because of the town. We girls from Hamburg are... intense.
Posted by DuSTman on Mar. 12 2002,21:37
hmm. Most girls around here wash when they get a bit like that...