Topic: what should the Spydir review?
started by: Spydir
Posted by Spydir on Feb. 26 2002,03:12
we all know I'm an asshole and proof that humans sucks. It says it right over... <-- THERE! So, what do you think would be a great movie for this cynical adolesent, white, suburban male with a aditude to review? Keep in mind I'm not looking for any bombshells you want to make me watch because you got a gurge about some flame I posted about you 800 topics ago. Seriously, what's some great movie that you love that you want a second opinion on, namely mine? Or some movie you want someone else to go see before you do to tell you just how much it sucks...Or, better yet, what are some great movies you think everyone should go out and see? Keep in mind it has to be something you can either go rent almost anywhere (we're a wide spread grouping of individuals, you know) and/or something you could go see at most theathers.
Again, for something for me to review, it's gotta be legal for a 16 year old to go see. Let's keep the porn to a minimum, I watch enough as is...
or, better yet... set up a really bad situation for me to do, something like "Spydir, you should go ask some really hot preppy girl to go see this really shitty date movie. And then on the date whisper in her ear 'I'm the devil'" and walk away..." Or something stupid like that. You know, I'm just trying to help out a little, and seeing as it seems most of the admin'ing/designing is being taken care of, I figure the best way for me to help is be myself: the usual dumbass thinking he's got a clue and taking everyone along for the ride
Posted by Vigilante on Feb. 26 2002,03:31
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Posted by editor on Feb. 26 2002,03:57
We absolutely love your attitude! At least I do...I am aware that some think I post too much. *sorry*
Your best bet is to review current movies to preserve interest and traffic. Methinks the server can handle it!
You want a toughie? Wings of Desire, (Wim Wenders) (1987) is one of the hardest movies you'll ever watch or review. And one of the most rewarding!
If I were you, I'd review Pi. You know, computer stuff.
Posted by Uberkommando on Feb. 26 2002,14:17
Do a review of Lord of the Rings. It was a good movie, but flame the hell out of it anyway. The fans will crawl out of the woodwork.Alternatively, dress as a stoned hobo. Make repeated attempts to enter the local club/rave/disco/whateverthehellyouamiscallit. When asked for your ID, show them a Safeway Club Card. Get nervous and panicky when they won't let you in. Freak out after the third attempt.
Posted by smartsnake on Feb. 26 2002,22:57
My useless opinion... do a review on Pi just saw that this weekend thought it was great.
Posted by liquid metal on Feb. 26 2002,23:12
Barney - the Musical.it would look -great- on your repetoir
Posted by Spydir on Feb. 26 2002,23:35
I don't know if that was a putdown, but it was funny. I might actually do that, liq. It'd be hilarious."If I see one more purple faggot running around hugging kids and squeezing their asses I'm gonna rip off their styrofoam tail and shove it down that green thing's throat."
Posted by editor on Feb. 28 2002,04:30
a review of Barney had better be fucking hilarious. To post here at least.
Posted by gambit on Feb. 28 2002,04:51
Miramax's "Four Rooms"
Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 28 2002,05:19
queen of the damned or warcraft 3
Posted by veistran on Feb. 28 2002,06:45
| Quote (CatKnight @ 27 Feb. 2002,23:19) |
| queen of the damned or warcraft 3 |
Warcraft 3 would be as easy as "It stinks."
Posted by editor on Feb. 28 2002,10:48
Who the fuck did your avatar?Can I have one?
CK, sometimes you're a jerk, and sometimes you rock!
wow
sir, you scored.
Posted by Nikita on Feb. 28 2002,16:44
saw queen of the damned last night ... and saw teaser for Resident Evil ....
Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 28 2002,19:07
pffft i just stole it off a war3 message board...
Posted by Spydir on Feb. 28 2002,19:44
I was planning on seeing queen of the damned soon, so I'll try to get to that this weekend.