Topic: Translation Please!
started by: editor
Posted by editor on Feb. 25 2002,08:12
but the more I look at it, the less I'm sure what the guy said. Did notice his email is on an Argentinian server, apparently.I make money off my other site, selling photography. For obvious reasons, I disabled right click on my photos! I also can think of 3 ways off the top of the head to get around it. No matter; here's what this South American guy wrote about rightclickability! Read it again. More slowly. I was sure I understood his rant at first, now I'm really confused!
-----Original Message-----
From: Gustavo Abrevaya [mailto:geabre@intramed.net.ar]
Sent: Sunday, February 24, 2002 3:40 PM
To: kbreak@kevinbreak.com
Subject: rigthclick
your prohibition to my rigth click is an intromission in my private property an your photographs shouldn´t appear in my PC in those termes. so your site is, to me, a violent situation and I´m not just going to erase it from my favorite sites, but also reccomend the same to my friends. watching but no not touching is an absurd proposition of masturbation, and that speaks too about your r production.
Gustavo, I prohibit the right click as too many dating sites lift my pix and don't pay for them. In any case, right click/no is so easy to get around I'm not going to tell you how!!
kbreak
Are my photos really sexy enuf for him to beat his meat? Never thought of that! But what is he trying to say???
So here is another tease sent to him;
Actually, GA, I posted your email on another site, here;
< http://www.detonate.net/cgi-bin....478&st= >
Let's see if some other Norte Americanos pueden entender sus palabras. Or do you speak Portugese? Never been to Argentina.
Falklands, Falklands, Falkland Islands are British forever!
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Have a nice day, kbreak
Posted by Wiley on Feb. 25 2002,15:02
The guy is just an idiot who obviously doesn't understand that you are just trying to protect assets that you own the rights to. If I go into a bookstore I am allowed to look at and read some books ...but that doesn't give me the right to put said books into my bag and run out of the store without paying for them. Is that a violation of my freedoms? I think not.
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 25 2002,15:52
I have run this through the Wolfguard translator.Basicly it say.
"Im a complete fucking moron and i need to be shot. call me and ill send you my credit card numbers so you can send some one down to kill my non-english speaking ass."
Then again, this is all i hear when i hear spainish. maybe it has something to do with the 2 years in panama...
Posted by editor on Feb. 25 2002,18:02
and then he replied;"I can see you are a real asshole. I´ll tell you what, Falklands are English
and Argentina is North American, and my rigth click is yours, is that ok to
you? .Hey, I speak better english that you spanish, but of course you don´t
need my poor lenguage, so don´t worry.And, please don´t stop jerking, I can
see you can´t avoid it.----Give my best regards to Osamas, mother fucker..
Original Message -----
From: "Kevin Break" <kbreak@kevinbreak.com>
To: <geabre@intramed.net.ar>
Sent: Monday, February 25, 2002 5:27 AM
Subject: my website kevinbreak.com"
Umm, "Argentina is North American"
???So I replied,
"That's OK, GA, at least 38 ppl were amused enough to read your thread. Would you like to join www.detonate.net? You seem like you could be an interesting person...if you can calm down a little bit....kb"
Think he'll fall for it?
/me wishes innocently....
Posted by editor on Feb. 25 2002,18:30
Double Post! Send me the bill. I wasn't going to post this, but it was too good!Cruising the personals yesterday, I saw an ad where a person asked the reader to write an erotic story for consideration for a date. I wondered if the writer was a girl or not, and they replied, "girl" and so I wrote a true story. I blind c/c'd the subject of the story....since it was HER anyway.
I'm just going to blank out the emails, here's the rest.
-----Original Message-----
From: mxxxx [mailto:mxxxxa@mail.fea.net]
Sent: Monday, February 25, 2002 10
8 AMTo: Kevin Break
Subject: RE: one question
---------- Original Message ----------------------------------
From: "Kevin Break" <kbreak@kevinbreak.com>
Date: Sun, 24 Feb 2002 23:59:39 -0800
>well, maybe you is a she indeed...dunno.
>
>Tell you a true story, happened a couple years ago...
>
>Met this woman, a singer, incredible body to go with a 3.5 octave
>range...lives only 8 minutes away. Not too beautiful, but very *cute*, and
>dresses in country western trashy shit that actually flatters her figure.
>Had her in my darkroom one day to make her prints and we were growing rather
>close.
>
>I decided it was prime time to make a move on her...and so I edged into her
>personal space, just a bit, and stared into her eyes without blinking, just
>staring.
>
>"oh", she said, and backed up into a pillar, like I wanted. I reached up and
>put both hands to the pillar on either side of her head, not touching.
>"Well, I think it's time we might get that pesky first kiss out of the way"
>said I, and I reached down and softly grabbed her wrists and pinned them
>over her head. Her breathing deepened and she stared back into my eyes....
>
>Grabbing her hands, I held them firmly but so gently....over her head
>against the column. I leaned in to her face and she turned to the side. I
>breathed into her ear and justbarely let my tongue hit her earlobe. She
>drew in a deep breath. She turned back to me and opened her lips, eyelids
>half-shut...and now *I* was getting hot...
>
>
>She tried to kiss, but I pulled away! I held onto her and turned her to the
>other side and I gently bit her other earlobe, nip, nip. Very softly.
>
>I came back to her face and rubbed noses with her, like Eskimos. Slowly.
>She tried to kiss me again, but I abruptly withdrew and said "your print
>should be ready to wash now"...and returned to the printing process as if
>nothing happened.
>
>After starting another print, I suddenly wheeled around and kissed her
>fervently but gently. We Scorpios are actually rather gentle in affection!
>
>And that was how I kissed www.xxxxxx.com for the first time!
>
>I'm www.kevinbreak.com and www.detonate.net, where I'm "editor".
Wellll, the girl didn't write back yet, but the subject of the essay did;
>oof! buttercup! didn't know you were sooooo incredibly expressive!!
i'd have to say that was
theeee single most memorable ardent first kiss ever in my life
and i love you for it
(if your xxxx wasnt xxxxxx. we might've romped by now)
xo mo dot
>
>OK, so-called "Natalie"
>
>Your turn.
>
>Foto gets mine!
>
>kb
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: a z [mailto:xxxxxxx@yahoo.com]
>Sent: Sunday, February 24, 2002 5:43 PM
>To: Kevin Break
>Subject: Re: one question
>
>
>I is a she.
>
>Natalie
>
>
>--- Kevin Break <kbreak@kevinbreak.com> wrote:
>> Is you a she, or is you a he?
>>
>> KB
>
>
>
>Do You Yahoo!?
>Yahoo! Sports - Coverage of the 2002 Olympic Games
>http://sports.yahoo.com
>
>
--
< http://www.xxxxxx.com >
--
Some days are just too much fun! I usually DO NOT get emails like the above, so I have to show this one off to get attention and approval.
Thankyou.
That might be all.
Posted by just_dave on Feb. 25 2002,18:42
is it me or do you have to much time on your hands.... no offense but, i guess its me... hrm
Posted by editor on Feb. 25 2002,19:19
No, I live on the West coast and get up late anyway.You get funny/fun emails all the time? I don't. If Jimi can complain about wimmen, I can brag occasionally. Xxxx never did become a g/f. But she does still live about 3 offramps away....hmmm.
PS really like your designs....thanx
Posted by just_dave on Feb. 25 2002,19:36
No problems, its always fun ... i just like being stupid sometimes .. pulling peoples chains seeing if I can get to them or not. I just get bored here with 8 hours of nothing to do . 
But my stupid explorer.exe crashed on my office machine 
so I had to redo the stupid report 
i felt rather stupid. Maybe its time I update the office.... 
Posted by editor on Feb. 25 2002,19:55
oooh, I'm getting better at this. I thought you were the guy who had nothing but time...although I din't say anything about it...I'm starting to remember all youse guys....better watch out! heheh. I bet most of the ppl here are fantasizing what it would be like to have your job... it's kind of like Wiley's but without so much pressure, right?If I knew computers like you do, and had access like you, I'd be very, very busy... burning up the bandwidth!
Now, unlike you, I have work to do within the hour, ppl coming over, and I have to put clothes on.
um, you *are* wearing clothes at your job, yes?
just wondering.
Posted by Wiley on Feb. 25 2002,23:45
I dunno ...my job kinda just sucks as of late. I'd take anything else about now (as long as it's in the six figure range and I get use of the executive washroom). There's too much pressure here.
Posted by rockin' chick on Feb. 26 2002,00:02
people need to be compensated for their worki'm sure this argentine gets paid for his
i'm a songwriter who gives her music away free but had to move back in with mom and dad as a result
hey, if you want to play you gotta pay
Posted by just_dave on Feb. 26 2002,00:25
Ahh yea i wear clothes... and i burn up the bandwidth, I download games like a mofo, but I have broadband at home so the speeds are closely related. I should be studying or something like that but I just dont feel like. I guess I am alot like Wiley's job, with out any stress, most stress comes from White or Wheat when I am out getting my lunch at the local diner. As for the washroom, makes no difference we have two and 99.9% they are both open, and well I am the only one here when I work -dave
Posted by editor on Feb. 26 2002,03:04
Jd, I reiterate; most detvets would kill for that job!
Iffen it's boring, you can make it exciting.
Rockin Chick, glad to hear from you. Would you like to be flamed now?
Posted by rockin' chick on Feb. 26 2002,17:02
thanx for the offer, but i've more than enough spice in my lifeto keep me on fire
Posted by Nikita on Feb. 26 2002,17:14
| Quote (rockin' chick @ 26 Feb. 2002,12:02) |
| thanx for the offer, but i've more than enough spice in my life to keep me on fire |
booyah!!!
where are you editor? cat got your tongue? wait, where IS that cat's tongue ... you sick, sick bastard ...
Posted by WillyPete on Feb. 26 2002,17:29
I know it's called 'pussy' but that's going just a leeetle too far.
Soz, Nikita made me do it.
Posted by editor on Feb. 26 2002,17:58
Nyeugh? 'scuse me. /removes tongue. Hey RC; lemme get back to you.
Posted by editor on Feb. 27 2002,19:01
yowsa.found Nikita her new job.
can't say much but it involves her knees.
like it.
Posted by Nikita on Feb. 27 2002,21:24
yea, nailing you in the bollocks like a can-can dancer.right knee aaaaand KICK! left knee aaaaand KICK!
don't worry we all love you editor
(definition of love may vary)
Posted by editor on Feb. 28 2002,00:53
you sound awfully British for a mid-westerner.Bollocks my ass. Oops.