Topic: Club ideas
started by: Dark-Angel99
Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Feb. 22 2002,20:03
I have to come up and maintain a club for all 4th and 5th grade kids on Friday's and I can't think of anything! Can you guys help me think of something?? 
Posted by 1LT on Feb. 22 2002,21:03
I always liked the traditional wooden ones. Using a golf club is too focused. Not enough blunt trauma. Why are you stopping at only 4th and 5th graders?
Posted by kuru on Feb. 22 2002,22:26
I prefer golf clubs.Specifically a titanium sand wedge.
Good for all grade levels.
Posted by DuSTman on Feb. 22 2002,22:33
I had an idea for looking after children once:Affix metal rods to the cieling, and when each child comes in give them a harness, with a hook on the back of the neck.
Lift child up. Hang child on cieling rail. Leave.
They can't get into mischief, because they're basically immobile, they can't go anywhere, because they're basically immobile, they don't need entertaining, because they're basically immobile and can't go away if they're bored : Perfection!
Posted by Dysorderia on Feb. 22 2002,22:46
a cattle prod on the "low" setting works best(leaves no marks) 
Posted by Nikita on Feb. 22 2002,23:57
music, lights, soda to substitute alcoholic beverages, space to dance and schmooze? They can take turns being bouncers, bartenders, servers, and strippers ... hm, scratch the strippers ...
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 23 2002,00:22
DuSTman:Hey, if they get mouthy you can alway have a pinata party...
Posted by editor on Feb. 23 2002,00:54
well, can't improve on the humor but as far as a social club, why not use the kids to put on a play? They all get to do something and they all feel needed.Or teach them a new game, or make kites, or teach them how to play computer games....(please don't mention detnet this time)
Sorry I missed you in Bakersfield today. Too damn hot anyway! This is July weather; where's the rain?
Posted by Rhydant on Feb. 23 2002,19:17
give them all dog collars.not the regular ones, the ones that give 'em a little shock when they make too much noise.
works for the dog nextdoor.
oh yeah, bouncy castles work well, too.
Posted by just_dave on Feb. 23 2002,21:53
I agree on the dog collar idea, but make sure you super glue them on, and its the kind that if they walk outside the hidden wire fence it shocks em too. That way they all stay in one place outta trouble.
Posted by jiggyfresh on Feb. 24 2002,20:03
techno music and exstacy..
Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 24 2002,22:17
JIGGY!
Posted by ASCIIMan on Feb. 24 2002,22:36
Posted by Rhydant on Feb. 25 2002,02:24
Jiggy, not Ziggy.
Posted by ASCIIMan on Feb. 25 2002,02:42
So?
Posted by WillyPete on Feb. 25 2002,13:06
Teach them how to make dry ice bombs.Or if you prefer something safer: empty film containers, one box bicarbonate of soda and a bottle of vinegar. put them out side and tell them to have a 'lid popper' war.
They put a .5 teaspoon of bicarb in. followed by vinegar, put the lid on. Pressure pops it off.
Hours of fun for kids. It shoots, makes popping noises. What more would they want?
For those of you want to do more destrucive stuff, try using chlorine in a wide necked jar, put a medicine cup of brake fluid in the jar. Do it carefully so you get more time for the next thing.
Put the lid on securely for an explosion, leave empty if you just want fire. Knock it over and leg it.
Warning, I tried using this once with a bottle. Poured the fluid in with a pipe. The bottle turned into a venturi nozzle and burned down to a rim of glass at it's base. ie: this fucker gets HOT.
Posted by editor on Feb. 26 2002,05:04
I got both that stuff; mind if I go to the roof and try it? Unlike some certain others who don't reply to the polls, I'll send a suitable pitcher.
If I live.
Posted by Uberkommando on Feb. 26 2002,14:18
Yeah; and don't burn down your roof. Much.
Posted by editor on Feb. 26 2002,14:21
so I went to 7-11 thrice this night.Got beer, more brake fluid, liquid bleach.
< foom? > and then there was the liquid bleach and brake fluid and a < another try here. >
so did you try it yourself? It sounded like you did. There's untended bleach and shit above me on the roof... can I sleep?
Posted by WillyPete on Feb. 26 2002,17:08
OMG!Not chlorine bleach. CHLORINE! go to a pool/spa supply company and ask for some chlorine powder and tablets.
This would be obvious, but judging by your previous acts, here's a warning. DO NOT BREATHE IN WHEN HANDLING CHLORINE.
You never know.
Oh and if you let the brake fluid get near any paint covered surfaces, you probably know by now that you fucked it.
That's why you pour brake fluid on someone's car as a get-you-back.
For an easier alternative (and smaller payload) get some potassium permanganate and glycerine. (No, it's not nitro glycerine) Local chemist will oblige.
Posted by editor on Feb. 26 2002,18:24
O I Cpure chlorine.
Um, you try it first.
Kay?
mmm, are you a Scorpio?