Topic: V-Day
started by: Nikita
Posted by Nikita on Feb. 13 2002,17:18
I know a good portion of you don't give a hoot for valentines ...But I probably damaged my brain trying to think of something cool.
I have nothing up my sleeve except for my arm.
HELP!
Posted by Del7a on Feb. 13 2002,17:21
...well, if you live in the midwest, we could get together *smiles*.If you are already "spoken for", then may I suggest something with zip ties and duct tape? Preferably to hold the guy down while we go out?
Del7a
Posted by Wiley on Feb. 13 2002,17:26
IMHO, nothing says I love you like a good blow job. 
Me, I'm buying my girl some pretty stuff and letting her worry about the dinner reservations and such. I'm just not into it this year. In the past I've done picnics in interesting locations or scavenge hunts of hidden love notes. This year I'm just sending some flowers and then giving it to her good after dinner ...maybe a little on the way to dinner too. Just FYI, flowersdirect.com can still get your flowers to your mate by tomorrow.
Posted by Nikita on Feb. 13 2002,17:42
Aww, I moved to PA for grad school 
I did have the stuffed animal and duct tape ideas ...
Or I can do naughty things w/ the leftover Nutella ...
Or I can drag out the leather knee-highs and (pathetically few) accessories ...
Posted by Rshias on Feb. 13 2002,17:59
I'm becoming strangely infatuated by Nikita...
Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 13 2002,18:02
you have no idea 
Posted by editor on Feb. 13 2002,18:09
Yah, I was hoping I set meself up good by sending Nikita a slightly used detshirt as worn by the "trailor trash" girl...I was hoping that would be good for a real spanky!(Meanwhile, N, you can go on a real picnic; when was the last time you did that? Or you could switch and be a submissive...)
And she doesn't need many accessories. Just a whip, handcuffs, and hot wax....and silken ropes.....
ouch ouch
ouch
HEY THAT HURTS
ouch
mmmm
thanks!
Posted by Nikita on Feb. 13 2002,18:28
excerpt from "Valentine" :Denise chick to guy tied down on bed with silk restraints:
"you still want me to wax it?"
Dumb horny guy: "ohhh yea"
Denise: *grabs a nearby burning candle and empties hot wax onto his crotch*
No, I won't do that
Posted by Hellraiser on Feb. 13 2002,18:54
OUCH!!!!! Remind me not to ever go out with anyone named Denise. 
Posted by ic0n0 on Feb. 13 2002,18:59
fucking hate v-day. i am too fucking shy. 
Posted by Spydir on Feb. 13 2002,20:24
it's actually pretty odd how much me and icono have incommon... POSER!!!! 
Posted by editor on Feb. 13 2002,22:40
waxing the NADS? Never thought of that. *ouchy*I better go check on Spide's/Ic0n0's IP's, wouldn't it be too much if they were the same?
heheheh
Posted by BlackFlag on Feb. 13 2002,22:45
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| Aww, I moved to PA for grad school |
What part of PA?
BTW, never waxed, but have shaved, and routinely trim.
Posted by smartsnake on Feb. 13 2002,22:46
Its not Valentines Day its Singles Awareness Day. I hate V-day alot.
Posted by TheTaxMan on Feb. 13 2002,23:02
That is all.
Posted by Del7a on Feb. 13 2002,23:28
What is really fun is around here if you go to a restaraunt by yourself on v-day, they always ask you "Oh, you are by yourself?"I hate that.
Posted by Nikita on Feb. 14 2002,01:27
do not do this checkout line faux pas:do not get these items at the same bloody time ... the cashier was looking at me funny ...
small stuffed animal
duct tape
chocolates
chocolate syrup (I snub plain old boring 2%)
candles
rubbers
fantasy tickler/feather
toy handcuffs
wtf was I thinking?
Posted by Wiley on Feb. 14 2002,01:42
| Quote (Nikita @ 13 Feb. 2002,17:27) |
| do not get these items at the same bloody time ... the cashier was looking at me funny ... |
hehe ...reminds me of < this >
And we all know what you were thinking!
Posted by PTL on Feb. 14 2002,01:52
I am a serious lamer when it comes to creativity for this sort of thing. My plans for tomorrow?
Cook a really nice dinner, already bought a bottle of my hubby's favorite wine, going to take a trip to Tammy's (my favorite 24hr sex shop) for what ever looks interesting to him and finally, something tasty and lickable. Maybe chocolatey, maybe something more fruity, still not positive on that.
And HE has got something in our spare bedroom that I'm not allowed to see. Hehe...I'm such a good girl...I haven't even peeked.
Posted by askheaves on Feb. 14 2002,03:15
I'll be taking my 'girl' to a singles party for a radio station where we're going to try to pick up chicks and dudes, respectively. And, if we both strike out... eh... whatever.Not terribly romantic, but it's a budget thing.
Posted by PTL on Feb. 14 2002,03:19
Heaves? Is this "your" girl? or a friend who is a girl?
Posted by askheaves on Feb. 14 2002,03:54
She's a friend-girl. 
Pretty 'whatever' sort of relationship. Neither of us really particularly care to end up with each other, so it's win-win.
Posted by j0eSmith on Feb. 14 2002,05:51
I WAS getting depressed about Valentines, until a friend of mine cheered me up, probably unitentionally.I was saying something about how depressing Valentines is, and he said "What's depressing about cinnamon hearts?"
.. Thats all there really is to valentines day. Cinnamon hearts.
Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Feb. 14 2002,08:28
I went to Wal-Mart tonight to pick up some valentines cards for my class of 30 5th grade kids and they were all sold out! I ended up making them and printing them out. They turned out really cute!
Posted by mqa on Feb. 14 2002,08:30
at least none of you seem to have been rejected for a valentines dinner invite.... at least my hand will always love me (sigh)
Posted by ic0n0 on Feb. 14 2002,08:39
I love my hand and it loves me
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 14 2002,13:54
i got a woman to unbutton my shirt and lick my chest on the dancefloor last night no sex though the gurl i was really aftre was this cute one behind the bar i went up to talk to her but she'd gone when i got there so i asked one of my mates who works there too whether she could introduce me to her but she said she had a b/f who was like 6'4" so so much for that idea 
Posted by editor on Feb. 14 2002,18:02
Yah, well;Last Valentine's, I took me to a dinner, drinks and a movie, then I took me home, dimmed the lights and put on some music, and after an hour, I still wouldn't put out....damn!
Posted by kuru on Feb. 14 2002,18:10
Last VDay I got the absolute best present ever. This VDay, I'm at work.What was that best present ever? Well, some of you guys probably remember.
The rest of the world is going to have a hell of a time ever topping what heaves did.
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 14 2002,19:18
| Quote (Guest @ 13 Feb. 2002,18:28) |
| What is really fun is around here if you go to a restaraunt by yourself on v-day, they always ask you "Oh, you are by yourself?" I hate that. |
Just look at them funny and start talking to the empty chair in mid conversation.
Best if you talk to the chair like its your therapist and your discussing the voices in your head.
Service tends to go down hill at that point but the stupid questions grind to a halt.
Posted by kuru on Feb. 15 2002,00:15
If I didn't have to work all day and all night, I'd spend VDay at my favorite place on earth... having a nice, romantic date with some very very lucky guy who I would allow the pleasure of my company.Mood lighting. A firm grip. Good handling techniques. Light finger action. Rhythmic pulls. Intense focus.
And a thousand rounds of 9mm.
Ahhhh the gun range. No better place to take your lover on VDay.
Posted by askheaves on Feb. 15 2002,08:38
Ok, advise time... How'd I do?There was a cutie at the party and I'm the shyest mofo on the block, so it was tough for me. Then my friend-girl went and told her that I thought she was cute while they were in the bathroom. So, the bet was on. She was rubbing it up with some guy most the night, but I caught a break near the end... and I made my move. I went up to her and talked to her. Blah blah, she said she wasn't involved with anyone, the guy she was with was a 'friend', do dah do dah. I told her that I liked her look and wanted to get her number before I took off. She said she wasn't real comfortable with that... and I asked if i could give her mine, and she didn't like that either. Then she said that we might see each other again, and I said it wasn't likely since I hide well. She asked if I'd been to Club Congress before, and I said i had. She said that she'd be there on Saturday. And, we exchanged names, etc. I left.
So, is this considered scoring? It's better than a straight out rejection... but it's a little weird. Do I start getting excited? do I go? Ack...
Anyway, fun time was had by all. Happy Valentine's Day!
Posted by Nikita on Feb. 15 2002,15:26
I was under the impression that it's like this ...1st base - no score
2nd base - no score
3rd base - no score
home - S C O O O O O O O R E ! ! ! !
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 15 2002,16:26
Its not scoring but the hunt is on.
Posted by Del7a on Feb. 15 2002,16:53
So I saw a gal I like. She wanted to go out to eat, but had nobody to go with. So I asked her if she would like to go out. She said yes. So we did.At the restarunt we start talking. Come to find out, her fiance had died (!) not too long ago (was a proff's son). So we just talked and gave strange looks to the waitress who kept telling me to be good to her (!).
Why do women only want to talk with me!
Del7a
Posted by Wiley on Feb. 15 2002,17:20
| Quote (Del7a @ 15 Feb. 2002,08:53) |
| Why do women only want to talk with me! |
Because you act like you care. Next time she won't stop talking put your tongue in her mouth ..that outta shut her up ...then move on to better things. If she freaks out and runs at least you get out of talking about the dead bf.
Posted by gee ess on Feb. 16 2002,03:18
Guys have to learn to be nice, but not too nice, to be interested, but not too interested, don't overwhelm us with kindness...you know, play the game! That's only speaking for myself, but I have to say, a lot of females think similarly. We like a little bit of a challenge, just like you guys do. If you're too nice to us, give us everything we ask for, it reeks of desperation. And desperate AIN'T sexy.
Posted by kuru on Feb. 16 2002,15:40
Heaves babe, take this from someone who knows ya Go to that club, find the girl again, talk to her again, and you'll wear down her paranoia with your charm.
In this case, your quiet, laid back, shyish nature is probably going to be an advantage.
Good luck babe.
You're in practice rounds. When it's your turn to fire, hit a bullseye.
Posted by Wiley on Feb. 16 2002,17:05
Or get some roofies!
Posted by gee ess on Feb. 16 2002,23:13
| Quote |
| Or get some roofies! |
mmmmmmm roofies!
Posted by Carnivore on Feb. 17 2002,01:43
You could try shaving down some. Thats always a nice treat anytime of the year. One woman I dated came to the door nude to greet me one New Years Eve. I dont think I have ever got naked so fast while trying to run/walk down stairs in my life!
Posted by askheaves on Feb. 17 2002,18:50
OK, the followup. I went to the club, hung out all night, and she never showed. Oh well. Not like she's the last one out there.My friend had to give out the fake name and fake number to some dude. He was a communication major.
Posted by kuru on Feb. 17 2002,22:10
Hang in there heaves... not all chicks are dumb enough to pass you up.
Posted by Spydir on Feb. 18 2002,01:54
weren't you two gonna get married or something?... (I'm pretty sure it wasn't that far, but just for conversation's sake...)or am I bringing up old hat? If so, go ahead and ignore this with the simple "GOD DAMMIT SPYDIR YOU'RE A FUCKING DIPSHIT IDIOT WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO FUCKING FUCK FUCK STUPID FUCKING ASSFUCK AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!". Don't worry, with friends like I have, and my wonderful nature of being a dipshit, I'm used to it. It won't hurt my feellings
Posted by fatalbert on Feb. 18 2002,03:50
| Quote (Spydir @ 17 Feb. 2002,20:54) |
| GOD DAMMIT SPYDIR YOU'RE A FUCKING DIPSHIT IDIOT WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO FUCKING FUCK FUCK STUPID FUCKING ASSFUCK AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Spydir, I like you, you're a nice guy...
not a dipshit.
edit: I really hope you aren't able to quote anyone on that...
Posted by veistran on Feb. 18 2002,03:51
| Quote (Nikita @ 15 Feb. 2002,09:26) |
| I was under the impression that it's like this ... 1st base - no score 2nd base - no score 3rd base - no score home - S C O O O O O O O R E ! ! ! ! |
Unless you're a soccer fan... and then it's more like "G O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O A L! ! !"
Posted by Spydir on Feb. 18 2002,04:12
thanks fatalbert, I suddenly feel all warm and fuzzy inside I can actually quote someone on that, though. My old friend Rebecca. "Jay (that's what she called me), you're a good kid. Sure, you're a fucking asshole most the time, but that's why I love you. Now come over here so I can slap you for calling me a bitch, asshole". She was hot, too
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 18 2002,17:21
Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that theylearned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's day is for
a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for
giving someone a Valentine?"
David's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad.
Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," David says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden," his father asks in shock.
"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could
have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that
maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if
other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a
lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much
he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride.
"David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines
could blow the shit out of him."
Posted by kuru on Feb. 19 2002,00:26
| Quote (Spydir @ 17 Feb. 2002,20:54) |
| weren't you two gonna get married or something?... (I'm pretty sure it wasn't that far, but just for conversation's sake...) |
I don't think we ever said anything about getting married, but we did get along great and had a kick ass time while I was out there.
There are no hard feelings there, so don't worry askin me about it.
Me being in NYC then and heaves being in AZ just made it impossible to keep together. I don't think either one of us would or could guess at what would've happened had I found a job out there.
He's a wonderful guy and he's going to make someone very happy. I wish him all the best of everything and I'm glad we never started fighting.
Posted by Spydir on Feb. 19 2002,02:35
that's what I figured. I just thought I might start some drama or something. It's fun doing that you. Starting drama. You should try it. My favorite way is to say "You did what with her sister?!? You're an asshole, man! and she's your girlfriend!" to people right infront of their girlfriend... 