Topic: detnet girlie #3!
started by: editor
Posted by editor on Feb. 12 2002,23:07
Ladies and Germs, for your consideration, *here is Tami, modelling the third shirt for detnet*!!!!Ya all like Rhydant's design? Or just the girlie?
No rudeness, her mom is right behind me and her purse looks like it can give quite a wallop!
< another hot girlie >
but seriously, if you want a shirt, do you like the design?
Besides, she and her mom are gone now...
If nobody objects, that may be it! What do you think?
edit/ added last 3 lines
Posted by editor on Feb. 13 2002,00:23
err, um, you guys really don't like her, do ya?
Posted by Nikita on Feb. 13 2002,00:29
no offense ... but ... she looks like illegal white trash ....
Posted by editor on Feb. 13 2002,00:36
wow.I thought she was the prettiest one yet!
Guess what, Ms. Nikita, she's wearing the shirt that you're going to get in the mail. Sent it an hour ago. heheheh!
Hey people, I said you could get a shirt if you sent your snail mail, and only Nikita did so, and so only she gets a shirt!
Sorry, but can't accept any new "mewants shirts" right now, this is for those who already wrote. They still haven't figured out how to .zip a real shirt through the servers....yet]
well, try this;
< other shot >
reminds me of Nicole Kidman with red hair....
Posted by Nikita on Feb. 13 2002,00:46
aww man you coulda let some hot dude wear it after her ... decontaminate it, you know? 
God, my nipples are gonna be touching where her nipples touched .... oh god ... laundry run scheduled for this weekend! 
No, I won't fall in and get wet ...
Posted by editor on Feb. 13 2002,00:50
shall I spoil your fun and let you know she was wearing a bra?Howsit you really don't like her?
What's not to like?
Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Feb. 13 2002,01:52
Why are the girls so skinny?? She does kinda look like white trash like Nikita said.
Posted by veilside on Feb. 13 2002,01:52
| Quote (Nikita @ 12 Feb. 2002,16:29) |
| no offense ... but ... she looks like illegal white trash .... |
i'd have to agree with that.
Posted by PTL on Feb. 13 2002,01:58
Well...I had all kinds of criticism, both good and bad for the girl but I lost my reply accidentally and don't feel like trying to remember it all.Shirt criticism: I like the small v-neck shirt but the logo looks too big and busy. I would rather it be more simplistic. Ex. Just the detonate.net w/maybe the detonate dude wearing the headphones (small of course). I don't know. That's just a suggestion. The current design just looks too much like a banner printed on a shirt to me. (No offense WHAT SO EVER meant, Rhy.)
Posted by Cyrino on Feb. 13 2002,02:01
That girl scares me....
Posted by Spydir on Feb. 13 2002,02:27
she does look like white trash.edit: and I have low standards compared to a assload of guys I know at school. If she wasn't wearing so much eye crap she might look a little better. I dunno why, but women who wear to much makeup are just ugly to me.
Posted by Dysorderia on Feb. 13 2002,02:36
those eyes are scary........
Posted by fatalbert on Feb. 13 2002,02:39
I think it's because of the makeup...they all seem to look like worn out heroin addicts...except for the blondeyou should try to make them look beautiful, and not just aim for pure sexiness...
Posted by j0eSmith on Feb. 13 2002,02:40
She does look white trash. Waaaay to much slutty eye makeup man..
Posted by Vigilante on Feb. 13 2002,03:22
Again, the makeup does her in. Bit too thin as well, perhaps.The blonde is definitely in the lead for detnet model.
Posted by editor on Feb. 13 2002,05:40
alrighty then. You don't think she didn't write down the URL for this? The makeup was for different clothes in a different setting. I've learned my lesson here, the shirts will be displayed without someone who'll get flamed later. She's thin because she's a model. The camera adds about 10-15 pounds converting 3D to 2D."that is all"
Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Feb. 13 2002,07:57
| Quote (editor @ 12 Feb. 2002,21:40) |
| alrighty then. You don't think she didn't write down the URL for this? The makeup was for different clothes in a different setting. I've learned my lesson here, the shirts will be displayed without someone who'll get flamed later. She's thin because she's a model. The camera adds about 10-15 pounds converting 3D to 2D. "that is all" |
Im sorry!
Its just that you have to remember that the girls on this forum are not models. I had a chance to be one when I was 15 and 30 pounds lighter. Im just so damn jealous thats all! 
Posted by richard on Feb. 13 2002,08:24
I say #3 is the best one yet, she just looks like a whore because of the eye makeup. Nice and thin, just like I likes'em.#2 looks like someone's mom I know, so forget it. Plus she looks fat. Probably the camera, but still....I think #3 is the best so far. Count me as the minority vote!
Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Feb. 13 2002,09:49
| Quote (richard @ 13 Feb. 2002,00:24) |
| #2 . Plus she looks fat. |
Are you blind??
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 13 2002,13:11
havent liked any of them. but i don't like thin skeletal gurls in general so if any of them read this they shouldnt take offense... they should just eat more 
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 13 2002,13:34
Im with you DKB. Bring on the chicks with some meat on them.To the rest of you. Remember that the boss here is a Pro photographer. He sets up shots to get a given effect in a given light going after a given look. He then gets the ladies to put on a detnet shirt so us geeks can look at them.
Thanks Boss but bring on the meaty chicks
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 13 2002,13:58
yeah i aprreciate the photos kbreak i do know how much work goes into just setting up the lights. it can take ages to get rid of a pesky shadow thats threatening to fuck up the whole picture
Posted by Delpino on Feb. 13 2002,17:55
I am currently huddling under my desk, afraid she will come after me and swallow my poor poor soul.
Posted by editor on Feb. 13 2002,18:15
Well, sheeeeit, fellers, I just thought shirts on girls were more fun than shirts on my little white bread body...I never thought that hardcore internet junkies would even *notice* makeup let alone get so bent!
heheheh
Posted by Rshias on Feb. 13 2002,18:32
It's hard not to notice the makeup when it's put on with a paintbrush. For the vast majority, I'm with Delpino. They have decent bodies, but their faces freak me out.Edit: It's still better than having Kbreak dancing around in a dampened detnet T-shirt though...
Posted by Spydir on Feb. 13 2002,20:28
on thin girls...if you're so thin that:
a) I'm afraid to so much as tap your shoulder from fear that I'll shatter your collar bone,
b) You could break a rib from sneezing, and
c) At first glance I think you're a coat rack
you need to go eat a fucking bigmac and a few whoppers. Seriously. I hate super skinny girls... don't get me wrong, I'll be friends with a skinny girl, but I'll be reminding her she has to eat something a whole lot more then I probably should.
Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Feb. 13 2002,21:03
| Quote (Spydir @ 13 Feb. 2002,12:28) |
| on thin girls... if you're so thin that: a) I'm afraid to so much as tap your shoulder from fear that I'll shatter your collar bone, b) You could break a rib from sneezing, and c) At first glance I think you're a coat rack you need to go eat a fucking bigmac and a few whoppers. Seriously. I hate super skinny girls... don't get me wrong, I'll be friends with a skinny girl, but I'll be reminding her she has to eat something a whole lot more then I probably should. |
Thank you!!
Posted by Spydir on Feb. 13 2002,21:56
that's why I was put on this planet, cutie. To make all the cool chicks happy. Anything else I can do for ya?
Posted by BlackFlag on Feb. 13 2002,22:22
very very cute.... but the makeup is a bit much. she has very pretty eyes, but the makeup makes me think she'd leave me in a bathtub filled with ice and one or more of my vital organs missing.
Posted by editor on Feb. 13 2002,22:46
Oh, you're not missing one already?
youse guys want a meaty one?
< detgirlie #4! >
She's aaaaaalllll yours!
Posted by Nikita on Feb. 13 2002,23:20
is that tami's mom? ....
Posted by editor on Feb. 13 2002,23:26
Yup. Met her in a chat room and she's moved in with her daughter and we make her do the dishes while we use our netcam, "PlusSizePleasures.com"
Posted by PTL on Feb. 14 2002,00:46
I have to say that I'm w/Nikita on the fact that it's nice to hear some "I don't like stick girls" coming from guys who aren't REQUIRED to give us compliments by the forces of relationship rules. I used to be a stick but no more...between 17 and 24 I've added about another 20 lbs.
You guys make me feel better. Thanks
Posted by veilside on Feb. 14 2002,02:52
of course. a girl's gotta eat. (er..not as much as detnet "girlie" #4 though 
)all my friends aren't stick skinny, and they look fine. better than being emaciated
Posted by editor on Feb. 14 2002,03:42
PTL, was that SIZES 17-24 you added 20 pounds?Just curious.
Posted by ic0n0 on Feb. 14 2002,03:51
MY EYES! MY EYES! ASASDFFGHTEYES!REGTRED!
Posted by editor on Feb. 14 2002,05:07
please MR Ic0n0, what does that mean? pls translate!
Posted by PTL on Feb. 14 2002,05:14
No Ed...I went from a Size 5 to a Size 11 between the ages of 17 years old and 24 years old. I also went up more than a cup size though so it wasn't a total loss of self esteem.<edit to add:> we REALLY need a shrugging smilie
Posted by 1LT on Feb. 14 2002,07:06
I disagree. She isn't scary. It looks more like someone was beating her like a Navy wife: dragged her out of the closet by her hair and told her "Model this shirt. Look sexy or I'll make you get the belt."BTW-The majority of local German women below the age of 30 are about that thin. The scenery is good.
Posted by veistran on Feb. 14 2002,07:24
I dunno, in all honesty they're all pretty sexay other than the two with the makeup from what they were doing before the detnet shirts.Sexay sexay sexay.
Posted by BlackFlag on Feb. 14 2002,11:58
like a Navy wife...............?Are you int he Navy? Do you beat your wife?
Posted by 1LT on Feb. 14 2002,15:03
A far as I'm aware of, the Navy is not in Germany. Although I've met a couple Marines in Prague who said they were stationed here. There are no First Lieutenants in the Navy.
I am not married.
The phrase is a little inter-service rivalry. A couple guys I know went onto a Naval Base and while at the commissary noted that the wives looked "abused". It's become a rather tasteless joke. It references the low qualifications it takes to enter the Navy and the low esteem a woman must have to to marry such an individual. Of course, this is a gross generalization. I know several loser soldiers where I work.
Hope this helps and just in case your name isn't about insecticide...
I'm off to the TV party tonight, Alright!
Posted by liquid metal on Feb. 14 2002,15:27
oh my. looks like my aunt joann.
Posted by kuru on Feb. 14 2002,15:57
That chick looks like the combined weight of her makeup is greater than her total body weight.She needs a big glass of Ensure, a few hundred pancakes, and a fire hose to the face.
There's just no reason for chicks to be so skinny they look like they're about to die.
Posted by Hellraiser on Feb. 14 2002,17:40
Whats next, Bimbo # 5?Makeup is usually unecessary to make a woman look beautiful; when applied it should accent whats there, not take over the face like a hideous mold or skin rash.
And I agree, a woman is most beautiful when she looks like she could survive a week or two without food. This chick looks like if you didn't feed her that day she'd die of starvation. Maybe its just the makeup, but...
Posted by editor on Feb. 14 2002,17:58
Excellent idea, Hecklifter!Bimbo < # Five! >
Posted by Nikita on Feb. 14 2002,19:34
and wtf is that? your inbred cousin from west virginia? you scare me ...
Posted by editor on Feb. 14 2002,20:09
Naw, she's from East Virginia, and if you only knew the truth about me, you *would* be scared! Hide your panties!!!
Posted by Hellraiser on Feb. 14 2002,20:12
Nice one Mr. Advertiser's Bitch. Indeed, something quite awful. Something + awful, hrm. I wonder where he could have gotten it....
Posted by Rshias on Feb. 14 2002,21:33
| Quote (editor @ 14 Feb. 2002,12:58) |
| Bimbo < # Five! > |
Just shoot me next time, okay?
Posted by Vlamor on Feb. 14 2002,21:43
Wannabe models are scary to me, they puke after all their meal and they wake up at 5am to put on some makeup, before the sun see them. Editor you need to find REAL women... not skinny little insecure girls
You should call Xena, I heard she's bored at home and she loves to wear tshirts for people on the net
Posted by editor on Feb. 14 2002,22:49
--news flash--Xena is the manliest woman I've seen in a while; probably could even take CK out.
cough*dyke*cough
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Feb. 14 2002,23:28
| Quote (PTL @ 13 Feb. 2002,16:46) |
| I used to be a stick but no more...between 17 and 24 I've added about another 20 lbs. |
Woo! 20lbs. over what girls think of as "thin" is PERFECT in my book... can I have a nice, long, close, warm hug? Woo woo!
Editor... you are the man for taking all these pics! But please, for the love of God, make them take off their makeup... maybe use a little to cover up any unwanted blemishes and bring a little more contrast to the lips and eyes. I think most guys here (including me!
like the natural look much better.
Posted by askheaves on Feb. 14 2002,23:52
| Quote (editor @ 14 Feb. 2002,15:49) |
| Xena is the manliest woman I've seen in a while; probably could even take CK out. cough*dyke*cough |
Wrong. Va-Chyna (Joanie Lauer) is the manliest woman ever. And she's been naked in Playboy twice. TWICE!!! I want my money back for those issues. I can't get turned on by man-ass!
And you say dyke like it's a bad thing...
Posted by kuru on Feb. 14 2002,23:57
I saw that Playboy of yours with the Chyna chick in it... man she was freakish looking.If she hadn't been naked I would've questioned her anatomy.
Posted by gee ess on Feb. 15 2002,03:08
It looks like #3's face was on fire and someone put it out with an ice pick. Ok, that's harsh, isn't it, I'm kidding anyway. She's not ugly, exactly, she just looks juvenile, total jailbait, and YEAH, the makeup is...wrong. As rain. How bout some titties on these girls? I'm so glad to hear guys saying that they don't like emaciated women. I mean, don't babies have to pass through those hips at some point?She'd need the jaws of life to pry her child out. She looks very young...and the makeup just makes her look demented. And NOT in a good way. Makeup is good when you DON'T notice it, unless we're talking editorial fashion. Which is another beast altogether.
Posted by editor on Feb. 15 2002,03:12
arrightyou win
detnet gurl #
< six! >
Posted by Uberkommando on Feb. 15 2002,03:17
He he he... Almost let that link open, in the middle of my C++ class...
Posted by editor on Feb. 15 2002,03:19
glad you didn't; I've tried 4 sites now, and they re-direct. I'll try again for something even more offensive. "that is all"
Posted by kuru on Feb. 15 2002,03:44
| Quote (gee ess @ 14 Feb. 2002,22:08) |
| I mean, don't babies have to pass through those hips at some point?She'd need the jaws of life to pry her child out. |
No, not necessarily.
There are plenty of chicks out there, some of whom are geek chicks like myself, who will never have to deal with that whole 'baby' thing.
There's no moral requirement in femaledom to become a kid factory.
Posted by gee ess on Feb. 15 2002,05:00
| Quote |
| There's no moral requirement in femaledom to become a kid factory. |
Agreed on that. It's a personal choice thing, I don't judge one way or another...
BUT, the point I was making is that women are supposed to have hips - and they differ greatly from the hips of a man.
It's a general comment, not meant to flame up any feminist issues. Yikes.
Posted by 1LT on Feb. 15 2002,15:18
No moral requirement?!?!? I'll have to let all the chicks I knew in school who said "I'll never have kids" in on that secret. Laughing at the comprimised values of others...such cheap, easy fun.
Posted by editor on Feb. 16 2002,00:15
/mini rant/Well, you young'uns, when the girls pass 30, they start popping babies like no tomorrow, it's true!
What I don't like is that I hardly ever see them again, and when I do, all they can talk about is how cute the baby's drool is, stuff like that.
One of my bestest girl-friends says she's never having another abortion, and I'm secretly rueing the day when she gets preggers again.....buh bye! -sigh-
Posted by gee ess on Feb. 16 2002,02:32
Yeah, a friend of mine had a baby, and she was lost in baby world...I guess that's what happens. Guess we wouldn't know unless we have kids. It's supposed to be the most unselfish act a person can do, but you'd never know that with the parents portrayed on the talk shows.Maybe it's a good thing that your friend's are devoting a lot of time to their kids, Editor. I mean if you're gonna do it, you may as well do it WELL.
BUT, I will disagree on the women in their 30's popping babies out like there's no tomorrow. I know heaps o' women who are well into their 40s and 50s who just said NO to the whole kid thing.
Editor -"Bitter, party of one?"
Posted by editor on Feb. 16 2002,03:52
Why not make it ''Bitter, party of two"? Watcha doin' tomorrow night?Yah, my parentals stopped asking me when I'm going to be a father a few years ago. They're happy that my bro had a couple girls, but not so happy there are no boys to carry on the family name.
At this rate, when my bros and I die, there will be no "Break" family left to carry on the name!
And don't ask me where we got the last name "Break" We don't know!
Posted by gee ess on Feb. 16 2002,04:26
| Quote |
| Why not make it ''Bitter, party of two"? Watcha doin' tomorrow night? |
Damn, that didn't take long! For all you know, I'm a supreme heifer. Not that there's anything wrong with heifers.
Posted by kuru on Feb. 16 2002,15:45
You can rest assured that kuru's thirties will not be spent 'popping out babies'. No way in hell.I saw one yesterday and it made me ill. Nothing dirtier, louder or more disgusting than one of those little shit factories.
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 16 2002,15:48
woohoo you can see the solar corona in kuru's sig!ok i'm getting distracted by bright shiny things again
