Topic: detnet girlie
started by: editor
Posted by editor on Feb. 08 2002,02:07
so she could find her photo. Look for Chantal at< detgirl >
What do you think?
Posted by Hellraiser on Feb. 08 2002,02:09
I didn't know we were looking for one.
Posted by editor on Feb. 08 2002,02:11
I'm always looking for detgirls. What do you look for?
Posted by Jimi on Feb. 08 2002,02:21
I'm confused, yeah she is cute and she has detnet written on her chest which is great but... well... Why?Is she to be used on the site somewhere or something, I think I may have missed something!
Posted by Uberkommando on Feb. 08 2002,02:46
All right! Our very own poledancer! She does poledance, right? Can we get streaming video? 
Posted by editor on Feb. 08 2002,03:11
Please don't be confused! Just enjoy! Pretty girl, detnet, computer. I'd be happy! Here's what we were working on before we did that "fun" shot;< pickup shot >
That's my living room and it's trashed, and I have a shoot tomorrow and showing the studio to a movie guy...Uh oh. I shouldn't be playing here, should be cleaning....
At least I have my priorities straight!
The streaming video may have to wait another week or 20. it may be streaming video of cats sleeping, we'll see.
Now try and be nice, when she gets back to Las Vegas, she's going to look up this thread! So here's another view.
< cutie >
and soon I hope to have real detvet femmes wearing real detnet shirts....
Posted by veilside on Feb. 08 2002,04:03
editor, your house looks pretty nice.the girls are aiiiiight too.
Posted by Neophyre on Feb. 08 2002,04:42
to be stoned honest, that girl is *****, yo mo fo.EDIT:
leave the ****** to your imagination ;)
Posted by editor on Feb. 08 2002,04:51
alrighty then. Can we see your girlie?
Posted by richard on Feb. 08 2002,05:06
don't mind him, he's stoned. no, seriously!
Posted by editor on Feb. 08 2002,05:14
and I'm not?her mother is going to read that fri pm.
Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Feb. 08 2002,05:29
I'm actually more fond of the last 2 pics.The first 1 is kinda ugly.
I love the dramatic head dress shot. That was an awesome pic.
Posted by ic0n0 on Feb. 08 2002,05:39
These pics have gotta be used in the site somehow, like detnet chick of the week!
Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Feb. 08 2002,05:43
I thought that was the intent?
Posted by ic0n0 on Feb. 08 2002,05:45
I misread the intent then.
Posted by editor on Feb. 08 2002,05:49
you. you dare to. you dare to ask for < this! >
Posted by Vigilante on Feb. 08 2002,05:50
The second detonate one is definitely better than the first. That angle just caught her [too thick] makeup badly.
Posted by veistran on Feb. 08 2002,05:51
| Quote (ic0n0 @ 07 Feb. 2002,03:39) |
| These pics have gotta be used in the site somehow, like detnet chick of the week! |
he could always be like pud from fc and use them to whore his merchandise!
hehe
Posted by editor on Feb. 08 2002,06:02
Oh, and you think I would do < this? >
Posted by ic0n0 on Feb. 08 2002,06:03
Mucho Gusto!
Posted by veistran on Feb. 08 2002,06:11
I'm not complaining.
Posted by Vlamor on Feb. 08 2002,06:25
With that makeup she looks like someone beat her up lol 
Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Feb. 08 2002,06:29
Cleavage advice from 1 chick to another: push IN and UP while holding onto the shirt And I still like the dramatic attire for the dramatic makeup.
I'd have to agree w/the too much makeup for this "motif" feelings though. There IS a right combo, this just doesn't strike me as it.
Posted by Vigilante on Feb. 08 2002,06:39
I dunno... I subscribe to the school of thought that if you want to paint a woman, use a canvas. Zits, scars, and wrinkles are all part of beauty (human beauty, anyway; I want my Veynon to shine flawlessly 
)
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Feb. 08 2002,07:50
I like the peacock pic the best... it's weird and surreal, like us. It's art. The other pics remind me of a cheap racing mag or something.
Posted by ic0n0 on Feb. 08 2002,14:06
Boobs=good More Boobs=Better
Posted by Wiley on Feb. 08 2002,14:48
I like the one with the headdress ...even though that's the only one without a detonate logo 
Posted by Nikita on Feb. 08 2002,15:16
my god I love your living room ..and the headdress shot is awesome
damn, will you do my portfolio?!?!?
Posted by Beldurin on Feb. 08 2002,15:29
| Quote (editor @ 07 Feb. 2002,22:02) |
| Oh, and you think I would do < this? > |
It looks to me like she's got a shiner (healing black eye)
Posted by editor on Feb. 08 2002,17:36
actually I didn't like her makeup either, but it went with the theme, Moulin Rouge, and the crew wasn't getting paid, just me. So I was mum about it. She took a Greyhound bus all the way from Vegas when she got off work at 430am and still made it here by 10am. I wonder if she took a taxi? She was very eager to get the exposure in the magazine, esp. not being paid, so now I have to show you < this >
Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Feb. 08 2002,20:58
How come everyone has custom names? 
Posted by Dysorderia on Feb. 08 2002,21:29
What, you mean like this: <----------
Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Feb. 08 2002,21:33
Yeah like that!
Posted by Dysorderia on Feb. 08 2002,21:35
i did that thru control panel>profile 
Posted by Delpino on Feb. 08 2002,22:54
| Quote (editor @ 08 Feb. 2002,00:14) |
| and I'm not? her mother is going to read that fri pm. |
Not to sound like an ass (considering I missed that is now ******'d) but.... a single word would bother this girls mother, but the photos wouldn't? Call me crazy, but that's a bit odd.
Posted by moetown on Feb. 09 2002,04:45
Hey Editor,Were those pics taken with a digital camera or are they scanned images?
I'm in the market for a new digi cam...just curious
Posted by editor on Feb. 09 2002,05:00
In fashion, looks are everything, but are meaningless in the real world, and that guy said some f00ked up shit about her. That's going to hurt, right about now, Friday night, 9pm Pacific, she's probably trying to log in. The rest of the shoot, we made her look like a drugged out sychopant , a carny if you wish, of the show-biz underworld. That unfortunate response is in the real world and questions her real charactor. *yuck*The pix were shot on a cheap Olympus D-100 at max rez, output about 800KB and has been fed through the Yahoo compressing server stuff. At least you can get an idea of what the camera can do, and frankly it's noisy for my taste. I saw an ex-friend's cheap Kodak digicam and it looked better, I think it was about 2 MB and the pictures were flawless.
I know that I have FTP server access to 2 sites, detnet and kevinbreak.com and I'm still too wary to go adding stuff quite yet. Last couple times I uploaded by FTP, I overwrote part of the forums, enuf said, ok?
I can dick around all I like in Yahoo, and I can't hurt anything, and if someone hacks it, I just create a new account and replace the images. No problemo!
I was just at the lab and saw the *real* film of the girlie in the head dress, and it's great! Too bad the client was there also and already has the film, or I'd post a pitcher for youse guys! That's how fast the fashion world works! The magazine issue will be out by end of March if not sooner! Buh-bye, film! I'll settle for the money and tear-sheets!
DA99, you ask why everyone has a custom title, right? So why do I see one on yours?
Did you add it after you posted? U sexy Biatch you, do you still want to be shot in a wet detnet tshirt??? hmmm?
Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Feb. 09 2002,05:29
How odd... I didn't give myself a custom title. Like I said, I didn't even know that we could. I thought you gave me that title editor. So if you didn't do it, who did?
Posted by editor on Feb. 09 2002,05:34
twern't meself; and now I'm going to change your title, 'cuz I can....Buahahah! Yes, Friday night, and I get my jollies changing a phrase! buahahah---hmmmm.
Posted by Dysorderia on Feb. 09 2002,05:38
oh f*ck it....
Posted by editor on Feb. 09 2002,06:34
you just wanted last post.
Posted by Neophyre on Feb. 09 2002,08:52
{edit}oh fuck it.
but seriously, to me it just seems like kbreak wants his own little version of "stile sucks".
Posted by editor on Feb. 09 2002,17:29
Well, the t shirts were more expensive than I thought; we were going to write on her hands, but then it would smear real fast, and writing on her forehead would just be weird. Would you rather see where I < live? >
Posted by ASCIIMan on Feb. 09 2002,20:42
Yay! I've reached a "Restricted Area"!
Posted by editor on Feb. 09 2002,21:56
dammit, I'll fix the link in a sec.I have two hot girlies waiting for their pix to be done...I'll have to get back to this about 3pm Pacific.....erg.
egg on the face!
Ok, try
< this > I got it! Yahoo don't work so hot with Opera, but is ok with IE 6!
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 10 2002,02:04
You have to like a house that is high ground in the neighborhood.As for Scooter, dood, get him some wheels for the front.
Posted by fatalbert on Feb. 10 2002,02:43
we finally see the pr0n palace!
Posted by solid on Feb. 10 2002,03:42
Erm..house..yeah..Nice playboy directory..
Posted by editor on Feb. 10 2002,06:11
Actually Wolfguard has a good point, but the doggie isn't mine and is quite happy to "scoot" along on the lineoleum. He doesn't know he's crippled and is content.WolfG is also right in that the house is indeed high ground for several blocks, with a great 360 view from the roof. It's perfect for little sniping projects with a .22, although ya gotta shoot from inside to quiet the sound of the rifle. More often, lowlifes riding the rails need "encouragement" to move along, and from the roof, a beer bottle can make it all the way across the street, a good 75 feet!
Ya just throw about 8 feet ahead of the miscreant, and instantly throw another bottle, toss, and Toss! Then run downstairs and watch from the corner of a window! Important; they can't see you, 'cuz you have lots of glass windows.... but they're usually too dumb/drunk to figure out just where did those bottles come from? Almost as much fun as a video game!
Here's a westerly view of the river when it rains; usually I can drive down in there!
< wet river >
Posted by ic0n0 on Feb. 10 2002,06:14
Custom titles? like what?
Posted by editor on Feb. 10 2002,06:40
Like "exiled King of Bungholia".Gawd I miss Beevis and Butthead
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 10 2002,14:17
| Quote (editor @ 10 Feb. 2002,01:11) |
| wet river |
ummm...
are not all rivers wet?
Posted by editor on Feb. 10 2002,17:29
Not all, not all the time...usually the river looks like < this. >
Posted by fatalbert on Feb. 10 2002,17:52
so, if the river's usually dry, why do you call it the Wet River?probably a stupid question, I'm most likely missing a crucial fact that's right in front of my nose, but I'm still stumped!
Posted by askheaves on Feb. 10 2002,18:17
I live within feet of the Rillito River, and it only has water above ground for a few days a year during the monsoon season. Rest of the year, it's bone dry... like most of the rivers around here.
Posted by editor on Feb. 10 2002,18:18
well, mr Fatal Bert, the river is usually a little creek but after a few hours rain, it's one of the most violent in North America. Here's what it looks like after a drizzle! About 3 feet deep here...< Flush! >
Posted by Anztac on Feb. 10 2002,18:26
| Quote (editor @ 10 Feb. 2002,13:18) |
| well, mr Fatal Bert, ... |
That's a very strange way to read that... I would have read his handle Fat Albert... Perhaps I'm nieve?
Posted by fatalbert on Feb. 10 2002,18:35
half my friends call me 'Fatal', or 'Bert', while the other half call me 'Fatty', or 'Bertie'it's weird...personally, I think it's making me schizophrenic...
edit: if I spelled that damned word right, it will be a triumph to the dexterity of man!...err, yeah
Posted by editor on Feb. 10 2002,18:59
well, since I'm your friend and call you fatal bert, that must mean you have 2 friends, cuz you say half of them say that, or something like that.Anztac, you Nieve? You Nieve Campbell? Incredible! And you do programming in addition to being so *sexy*!
What is in this coffee anyway -- wax?
Posted by fatalbert on Feb. 10 2002,20:52
God! This coffee smells like shit!Austin, it is shit...
Oh, well thank god it's not just me then.
*SLUUURRRUP!*
It's nutty!
Posted by editor on Feb. 10 2002,21:06
And Here's the first detnet2 T shirt! On a blonde! Enjoy < this! >
Posted by Spydir on Feb. 10 2002,21:24
she reminds me of that blonde reporter chick from that new show on scifi about the tabloid newspaper...she's still here/ editor
and now she's gone; Mr Spydir, pls continue....
(content edited 'cuz she was checking out the monitor)
Mr Spydir made a comment about "boinkability"/Ed
Posted by Spydir on Feb. 10 2002,21:35
hehe, sorry. most girls I know would take that as a compliment 
Posted by Vigilante on Feb. 10 2002,21:57
Posted by richard on Feb. 10 2002,22:30
If my hard drive worked I'd have some real t-shirts for you!And do you just invite chicks off the street to put that stuff on, or what?
Posted by smart on Feb. 10 2002,22:38
heh... you know i was kind of disappointed with the detnet t-shirt... it looked maroon in the picture, and the outcome was more purple/pinkish...
Posted by Rhydant on Feb. 10 2002,22:41
hey.... i made that!
Posted by editor on Feb. 10 2002,23:09
Vigi, that was wickedly funny; wonder if we can save that into the smilies to re-use....hmmmRichard, have you toasted Billy yet?
In answer to your question, the girls come to the studio to have their pix done and I just ask for a *quickie* with detnet, just fer you fellers.
Yes the shirt isn't that great, but it's gone from Lam0r Hunter to desktop to shirt program to printer to shirt with a hot iron, peel off the film and you get what you pay for; in this case the program was 20 bux and the shirt was 5 and the transfer was 1.50 each. And that was the very first try!
It's just going to get better!
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 11 2002,00:32
to be honest i don't "really" like either of them gurls. blondes too thin the other one i just dont like the look of. iono we really need a detnet gurl to do it
Posted by Spydir on Feb. 11 2002,01:52
you're from britian where 98% of women are ugly, so we can take the guess you don't know what a good women looks like, so your opinion doesn't count. monkeyboy!
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 11 2002,02:13
hmm lets look at my opinion of a fit woman shall we?< http://homepage.ntlworld.com/adam.mc....027.jpg >
shut it munky boy
Posted by Dysorderia on Feb. 11 2002,02:29
Posted by Spydir on Feb. 11 2002,02:47
take a look at the post icon...
Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Feb. 11 2002,04:17
| Quote (Dark Knight Bob @ 10 Feb. 2002,16:32) |
| to be honest i don't "really" like either of them gurls. blondes too thin the other one i just dont like the look of. iono we really need a detnet gurl to do it |
I totally agree with you
Posted by ic0n0 on Feb. 11 2002,04:24
me likes
Posted by editor on Feb. 11 2002,07:30
If only we knew what Ic0n0 likes. My gurls off the street, so to speak, or DKB's gurl.... (heheh -wow-)I can send the shirt to the first detGirl to email me,
NO MORE EMAILS ACCEPTED *sorry*
You have to post a picture of yourself in it, though, wet gets more points, so I'm a pig. *oink*
Posted by Nikita on Feb. 11 2002,15:57
ooooh oooh me, me, me!But you have to take the pic, editor
Posted by Hellraiser on Feb. 11 2002,16:43
I suppose transvestites are out of the question?"I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders, and a bra. I put on Women's clothing, and hang around in bars!!!!"
Posted by editor on Feb. 11 2002,18:33
"I'm a lumberjack and that's ok, I sleep all night and I work all day!"The shirt is only a beta.
LiNey woke up in Hamburg first, her email was dated 5am Pacific. Nikita wrote more though, and she sent me a photo! *sniff*
So, girls, send me your snail mail address and I'll try to make another shirt for Nikita. Oh, and me best girlie, Hellraiser!~
Anybody else want one, hassle Richard; he says his would be better!
Rhydant sent me an improved logo, and I'll see if I can get that onto 2 new shirts this week. It's time consuming and problematical....Gee, just like detnet! hehehhh..
Pictures posted are mandatory....just a reminder!
I have new understanding of what cr0 went thru; I called a couple places for *real* shirts and they had a minimum of a 1000 shirts at 10$ each, you can do the math...
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 11 2002,19:15
| Quote (editor @ 11 Feb. 2002,13:33) |
| I have new understanding of what cr0 went thru; I called a couple places for *real* shirts and they had a minimum of a 1000 shirts at 10$ each, you can do the math... |
we have a place that is doing our shirts for NERC.
Its about 10 a shirt but its only a min of 36 i think.
It may be less. So many shirt places have been contacted by this point...
Ill check it out
Posted by ic0n0 on Feb. 11 2002,19:58
I don't normaly go for blonds but the chick DKB's pic is awsome. It's all about curves!
Posted by Hellraiser on Feb. 11 2002,22:07
Not a very flattering angle if you ask me... go to < http://www.wemakeyou.cum > to find out more 
Posted by CNCJake on Feb. 11 2002,22:39
ah, yes.... this topic is why a joined detnet. computers and girls, computers and girls, computers and girls, computers and girls, computers and girls, computers and girls, computers and girls, computers and girls, computers and girls, computers and girls, computers and girls, computers and girls, computers and girls, computers and girls, computers and girls!
Posted by PTL on Feb. 12 2002,02:30
Shesh! I miss everything that goes down on the weekends! That's what I get for taking my niece and nephew to the monster truck thunder nationals.
Richard, do I have to pester you for a shirt?
Oh, and CK, the camera's been ordered so keep your eyes peeled, ESPECIALLY if I get hooked up w/a nice fitting shirt.
OH! and whoever sent me a Message, the PM is still fudged. I didn't get it. Just email me because MY FUCKING CORPORTATE FUCKTARDS HAVE SCREWED W/OUR AIM ACCESS AGAIN!
thank you, bubye
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 12 2002,03:01
wow...i have been quoted...
Posted by editor on Feb. 12 2002,03:04
Sheesh! I had no idea shirts were way up the list of priorities for youse guys!I'm going to look into real shirts, I can't spend all day ironing them out....I'll make a few for DA99, Nikita, PTL, and my fave girlie, Hellraiser! (your link don't work; wemakeyousquirt or something)
I tole' you to send snail mail addy's and only Nikita did!
one person just wrote "meeeeeee" with no name, no address...
really, the shirts aren't that great in person!
edit, adding
Mr Wolf; pls ask how many colors?, pocket?,shirt in different colors? long and short sleeve? sizes? front and back how much? How long? Digital? Guess we'll have to start a poll on this!
Posted by PTL on Feb. 12 2002,03:25
YES! IT'S TIME TO MAKE A DECISION!!THE SHIRTS MUST BE MADE!
Posted by editor on Feb. 12 2002,03:38
gawd. what is so compelling about shirts? I went thru this with the damn smilies, and I still haven't added Incubus's smilies that are lost somewhere in the archives, either. They ARE JUST SHIRTS.'course they advertise "my" site. hmmmm
PTL, if you'd like to spank me for that outburst, you *may*.
Posted by ic0n0 on Feb. 12 2002,03:45
Posted by PTL on Feb. 12 2002,03:51
*sigh*You're hopeless Ed.
Posted by editor on Feb. 12 2002,03:52
Mr Ic0n0, you sure like sheep and cows; wassup with that?
Posted by Wiley on Feb. 12 2002,04:35
| Quote (PTL @ 11 Feb. 2002,18:30) |
| because MY FUCKING CORPORTATE FUCKTARDS HAVE SCREWED W/OUR AIM ACCESS AGAIN! |
Hehe, I spend lots of time blocking AIM and Hotmail and all the other such things that by law we cannot have access to in the office (NYSE regulations on electronic communications) of course I still have AIM running on my workstation. But it's for "testing"
PTL, give the IT guys some goodies or cash ...maybe they'll look the other way.
Posted by PTL on Feb. 12 2002,05:51
heheThanks for the advice Wiley, it wasn't our IT dept that did it though. It was our corporate office that did it. IT is looking for a way around it already
We actually used it FOR business purposes on the last contract I was on. As I recall (at least in TN), AIM CAN be used w/in a business environment. Unless of course, something has recently changed. Then again, I am the village idiot so I'll just shut my face now and be done.
Posted by ASCIIMan on Feb. 12 2002,06:29
< Easier way to make detshirts... >(If you like them in white or grey...)
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 12 2002,13:40
| Quote (editor @ 11 Feb. 2002,22:04) |
| pls ask how many colors?, pocket?,shirt in different colors? long and short sleeve? sizes? front and back how much? How long? Digital? Guess we'll have to start a poll on this! |
that was for 2 colors on black
Posted by Nikita on Feb. 12 2002,14:52
midriffs, baby-doll T's ... bold colors! hellz yea bikini tops!
no, giving us thongs and writing (det|net) <-- yea, detnet on buttcheeks ... doesn't count!