Topic: Miscommunication!
started by: Nikita
Posted by Nikita on Feb. 06 2002,17:29
Ever had a case of miscommunication with someone whose 1st language isn't English? I was wearing a tanktop on a very warm day (last week ... now it's butt-freezing cold again) and 1) a friend of mine and 2) a (married) buddy from china were procrastinating and he says:
guy2: "you're hot"
me: "excuse me?!" (wtf?)
guy2: "you're hot" (gesturing to my sleevelessness)
me: "oh ... well of course I am!"
guy1: "oh, good one!" (high5, rofl)
me: "damn, (guy2) I thought that you were hitting on me or something"
guy1: "yea, you can get in trouble w/ the Mrs."
Posted by editor on Feb. 06 2002,19:00
So lesse; you're married and you wear tank tops. Can you try this?
Get a tank, write DETONATE THIS @ DETONATE.NET with marker, wet the shirt, wring it out, and arch your back while your husband takes the picture.
Oh, yah, put the shirt on first. Almost forgot that little part.
That should take care of everyone, after you post the picture.
Posted by Nikita on Feb. 06 2002,19:05
I'm not married 
I hope that I will be someday.
But nope, my fingers are as naked as the day they formed.
Posted by Non on Feb. 06 2002,21:00
Can you post a pic of your Naked fingers please? 
Posted by fatalbert on Feb. 07 2002,02:52
for a second there I though you meant "my fingers are as naked as they are deformed.."yay for me
edit: especially with the three eyed smily
Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Feb. 07 2002,04:13
So Ed, when are ya going to get cracking and get us some shirts made? I want a hooters sized (aka small) tank w/said DetNet logo.Afterthought Edit: Make that a DRY one too please
Posted by askheaves on Feb. 07 2002,04:19
I would like you to have one of those too...
Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Feb. 07 2002,04:31
you know you want to see a 300lb woman in a size XSmall tank top! YEAH BABY! YEAH!
Posted by editor on Feb. 07 2002,04:41
I found out how much it costs to make t-shirts....ergh! I might just make a few by hand to send to the ladies....are you sure you're a *lady*? heheheh...just kidding, pls don't bite! On the other hand, if you just nip.....oh well.I've not forgotten!
Posted by askheaves on Feb. 07 2002,05:24
| Quote (Pickle Therapy Lady @ 06 Feb. 2002,21:31) |
| you know you want to see a 300lb woman in a size XSmall tank top! YEAH BABY! YEAH! |
Hey, any porn is good porn... even if the collective bits weigh more than me. You're more 1's than 0's, right?
Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Feb. 07 2002,05:29
Well, you know, if you'd comply w/your end of the photo contest you might find OUT if I'm a chickie or not! HA HA!
Posted by askheaves on Feb. 07 2002,05:34
I've seen you, babe. I know what you're bringing to the party. I've already done more than my duty by showing off my boxers long ago... unreprised by you ladies. Your move, sweets.
Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Feb. 07 2002,06:28
HAHA! Actually, that photo issue was pointed to Ed. But hey, I never got to see those secthy bocther pics.
You sure that wasn't before my time, deary? I say lets see em again!
edit because I reread Ed's post again...now I'm thinking I should just give him a swift kick in the ass and decide on some other terrible punishment for his assumption.
Posted by editor on Feb. 07 2002,06:52
I swear I sent you a picture some hours ago. I swear!
Here, I'll do it again; you have more than one email address?
will that be a bare-foot kick on a bare ass, or just knee high leather boots? Heels? Have a whip? Would you like to borrow one? How about hot wax?
Puhleeze?
I have the Matrix on VHS......
Posted by LiNeY on Feb. 07 2002,14:38
PTL: you've missed something if you haven't seen that boxer pic of 'heaves! *wolf whistle* and yes... small sized detshirts are a good idea
I'd take one too.
Posted by Spydir on Feb. 07 2002,21:27
I could get this really hot chick I know to wear one...
Posted by RadioActive on Feb. 07 2002,21:50
but the real question is, will there be pictures?
Posted by Spydir on Feb. 08 2002,03:26
she's a hot chick who would like to model. I'm a loser guy who's her friend who would like to take a picture fo her. Sure, it could happen. And just for your RA, I'll make a little sign that says "and RadioActive is my bitch!" that she can hold. k?
Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Feb. 08 2002,07:00
| Quote (LiNeY @ 07 Feb. 2002,13:38) |
| PTL: you've missed something if you haven't seen that boxer pic of 'heaves! *wolf whistle* and yes... small sized detshirts are a good idea I'd take one too. |
Reeeeeaaaaallllly now?
Well I guess he needs to get crackin' on jogging some memories then;)
What says Sir 'Heaves?
Posted by TheTaxMan on Feb. 08 2002,16:25
I still feel nixed for you not holding up your end of our bargin, LiNeY!/me demands a pic at once!
Btw...
is on the click-a-smile thrice.
Posted by editor on Feb. 08 2002,17:42
all three had different titles and they sure look the same to me!
Say bye bye to the other 2!
Buh-bye!!
edit/spell