Topic: i lost it in physics today
started by: CatKnight
Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 23 2002,21:59
when I saw this slide, at first I was just thinking "hee hee" to myself. Then the guy sitting next to me snickered. At that point it was all over. I lost it, cracked up laughing out loud for about a minute. I'm such a d0rk.
Posted by Rshias on Jan. 23 2002,22:07
True. 
Posted by Spydir on Jan. 23 2002,22:25
I do that all the time. I started doing it on purpose in some classes. I just remember this tand up comedy thing where the comic was complaining about doors in public bathrooms hanging on one hinge. "What? Do people have to go so bad they run in and drop kick the door?" Then he acts it out... it's fucking hiliarous... forgot the guy's name, he's funny as hell.
Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 23 2002,23:55
I know who you are talking about!!(grunting) damn jews!!
Posted by Spydir on Jan. 24 2002,00:13
great, now I'm thinking of that comedy central thing and my mom's looking at me funny cuz I'm laughing again...
Posted by Countryborn22 on Jan. 24 2002,01:03
Kind of off the subject, but our physics teacher has ADD, so imagine how boring THAT is!!!
Posted by Wiley on Jan. 24 2002,01:38
f cycles ...yeah man, f them ...cycles suck!!
Posted by whiskey@throttle on Jan. 24 2002,03:33
Reading this thread's title I thought you shit your pants in class.Disappointment factor = [--------*-]
Posted by editor on Jan. 24 2002,04:33
errr, senor WThrottle, did you really *want* to hear about pooping in class?Once a 12-year-old girl peed in my studio. She was too embarassed to ask for a bathroom in her sucky English.
So I asked her to clean it with a mop, in Spanish.
WAIT! I know a better one! I was riding the Madrid metro one night and there was...errr, trailor trash from the Deeeep South, a couple, and they were dressed in their best worst clothes and talking trash about Madrid, Spain, Europe, etc.
I looked up and down the subway car and made eye contact with about 5 other people, obviously they spoke English. Puffing myself up, I gently asked them if they spoke any languages besides English.*nope*
I let them know in no uncertain terms that there should be at least 5 people listening to the whole thing and maybe 10 others who could at least follow the diatribe. I asked them if maybe they could be more considerate of other Americans who have to deal with this stuff, and other peoples' countries, where like it or not, they were guests. Their ears were beet-red.
I did tell them it would be much better to have a fellow American tell them this than a pissed-off Spaniard. In my limited travels, I told them, you could pretty much count on finding that all Europeans could speak more than one language.
They got off at the next stop.
--ahh-- for just a minute, it feels good to be "superior"
rant over
Posted by TheTaxMan on Jan. 24 2002,17:21
Poo.What a hilarious word
It's almost as good as 'Pants.'
Speaking of which, I think it's time for a new poll...
You should change your sig to something like Atomic 'Plop' Ck
Posted by liquid metal on Jan. 24 2002,20:49
hahahahamy physics class is better. 330 students in a lecture hall designed to hold 280. can't read the board, professor is an idiot.
Posted by ic0n0 on Jan. 24 2002,21:14
Last semester in my ethnic survey course there was this older black gentlemen who would always ask questions…well maybe not questions so much as broad generalizations about different groups of people, whites, blacks, Hispanics, etc. Well one time he was saying how he felt that all white people had owned slaves and things of that nature, I had to interrupt this guy and explain that I for example am descended from poor Irish mill workers who arrived in Chicago in the 1840’s and couldn’t have owned slaves not only because slaves were expensive but because slavery was illegal in Illinois. He didn’t like that at all and proceeded to rant about how I was anti-black. Then this other African American dude responded and put the other guy in his place and told him that not all whites owned slaves or condoned it. Well as you can imagine that was a fun course.