Topic: Suicide Help Line
started by: Spydir
Posted by Spydir on Jan. 22 2002,22:42
*phone ring*Hot lineHello?
What up?
What's up? I'm... I'm not sure that I want to live anymore, that's what's up.
HOLD ON! *heavy metal music in background*
*new person* Hellloooo?
I... I need someone to talk to.
Call your mom
My mother died last year...
SERVES HER RIGHT, BITCH! HAHA! Naw, I'm just playing fucknuts. Look, when ever you're feeling low, just page me and I'll call you
You will?
Sure, I'll call you a NERDY BITCH FOR BOTHERING! Now, don't blow your fucking head off.
Why not? Who cares if I do?
The poor guy who's gotta clean that shit up! if you're gonna do it, do it out side or something, fuck!
You think I won't really do it, don't ya?
Honestly, I could give a rat's ass!
You think I won't, huh? You think I'm kidding?
Do it! DO IT FUCKER! Bring me the gun I'll fucking do it for ya!
*gunshot*
Hello? Hello??? Are you there?
hello?...
I knew you wouldn't do it you scared little bitch!
Posted by editor on Jan. 23 2002,01:50
First Post!this is a weird thread.
Posted by Spydir on Jan. 23 2002,02:12
yeah. It's a skit from one of my most favorite cd's. Figured it could make for a good debate if someone took it the wrong way 
Posted by Jimi on Jan. 23 2002,02:22
Fuck you shit head, I had a friend who shot himself, you are one fucked up MoFo, I should kill you it's you who deserves to get a bullet through your skull.naaa I didn't really i'm just playin' with ya foo!
I wonder how many people will read this and hate us Spydir?
Posted by Non on Jan. 23 2002,03:04
Good thing I don't own a gun... my chances of shooting myself are greatly reduced by that fact.I don't think I would call a suicide hotline if I were really going to shoot myself. I would prolly just call an ambulance and tell them there is a corpse that needs to be desposed.
Posted by editor on Jan. 23 2002,03:06
this is *still* a weird thread.
Posted by Jimi on Jan. 23 2002,03:08
Ed. you have only been about for around a month... You'll get used to it, Rant mad lib for a start was a tad odd.
Posted by Vigilante on Jan. 23 2002,03:17
Gotta love ICP.There's a second part to it, I believe, but I lost the track it was attached to...
Posted by Spydir on Jan. 23 2002,03:21
it's off great milenko, and as I recall there really isn't a second part. You might be thinking of the skit from the riddle box where they guy's talking about his dead girl friend, and how he still fucks her and stuff, and his friend is like "dude, you're fucked up" and then the sicko says "yeah, well fa'koof!" (fuck off said oddly), and then the next track it's a 1800collect call from "fa'koof!".../me is a die hard ICP fan
Posted by editor on Jan. 23 2002,03:38
Do you mean it gets weirder?detnet has lost Jason, Syphon is creating the new homepage, the forums are split, a photographer bought the detnet name, and there's a war to kick ass in Afghanistan.... I photographed a baby from Af. parents last month, and they were wonderful people.
And right now, in LA, it's cloudy but windy. That's not possible. The wind should blow the clouds away. At least here in the desert.
It gets weirder?
Posted by LiNeY on Jan. 23 2002,17:24
Don't joke about this until you've been about 10 metres from a guy who shoots himself in the head on a beautiful sunny morning. You won't want to joke about it anymore after you've seen blood on a wall and it's not CounterStrike. Just believe me.
Posted by CNCJake on Jan. 23 2002,18:40
Yea! Listen to Liney. Untill you have seen it first hand, you have no idea how good it smells!
Posted by Rshias on Jan. 23 2002,19:09
That last comment was tasteless.
Posted by CNCJake on Jan. 23 2002,19:18
| Quote (Rshias @ Jan. 23 2002,11:09) |
| That last comment was a bit tasteless. |
IT WAS?! oh damn, maybe I'll think of editing it. ....or not.
Posted by Spydir on Jan. 23 2002,20:18
I was 20 feet away from my friend on a hunting trip when his stomach was blown to shreds by his uncle's carelessly dropped doublebarrel shotgun. I have seen children in hospitals slitting their wrists on the bed posts, jumping from 4th story windows, and the after affects of OD'ing on countless drugs. I've seen gore. I handle death much differently from most people because I simply don't handle it. I recognize everyone is bound to die at some point, and there is no way to know what will cause anyone's passing. I grieve along with everyone else, but I don't let it affect my life.So there's my story. I did not mean for this to offend anyone, it was simply something I felt like posting. If you have seen a person dying at their own hand, or have known someone who has, I feel your pain, I've been there, too.
Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 23 2002,22:08
if you aren't disgusted by the stuff on rotten.com, then you are one sick fuck. that's all...
Posted by Hex on Jan. 24 2002,03:22
| Quote |
| if you aren't disgusted by the stuff on rotten.com,then you are one sick fuck. that's all... |
Speaking of rotten.com....
Alan Jones has the subliminal vote all sewn up
Posted by DuSTman on Jan. 24 2002,03:51
oh, c'mon, rotten.com is funny.
Posted by editor on Jan. 24 2002,04:04
I wish to apologize to those here who actually have some post-tramatic issues. I had no idea. I would never be so cavalier about that topic, not knowingly.