Topic: Kevim Smith
started by: j0eSmith
Posted by j0eSmith on Jan. 15 2002,05:16
You give off bad vibes, and like to have control in any given situation. If you aren't satisfied with something then you don't think anyone else should be either. You'd go pretty far to get what you want, even if it means wiping out human existance! On an upside...you do have sexy horns. < http://www.chemicalsmile.com/vintagequeen/ksmale/test.html > "The Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz
Posted by Nikita on Jan. 15 2002,05:48
You know all and see all, but that doesn't prevent you from having a child-like innocence and a playful sense of humor. You obviously think very highly of yourself, but that's okay, everyone does. Told ya God was a woman!!
Worship me!
Posted by Non on Jan. 15 2002,05:56
Needless to say, you are a man of few words. But when you do actually open up, you offer humorous and wise advice to all who surround you. You are known for being the quiet ring leader in hair-brained schemes that always seem to go wrong, but when it really counts you usually hit the nail on the head. You have given the entire male population the best dating council anyone has to offer, and let's not forget, you're an electrical genius. Ultimately, you're just fucking cool. Motherfucker's like McGuyver, no motherfucker's better than McGuyver!
Posted by Neophyre on Jan. 15 2002,06:13
Noise, noise, noise, smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beers! What's up baby? Sup sluts? You're Jay, and you're all about pussy! You hate guys, you love women! But deep behind your mask of stupidity, some would say you possess knowledge beyond your years. Well, maybe not. Who fuckin' farted?
Posted by TonyDennis on Jan. 15 2002,07:40
Whispers In The Wind, To Each His Own, Put It Where It Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit Fucking Volume 8, I Need Your Cock, Ass Worshipping Rim Jobbers, My Cunt & Eight Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns 3, Cumming In Socks, Cum On Eileen, Huge Black Cocks With Pearly White Cum, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave Cunt, Men Alone 2: The KY Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, oh yeah and uh, All Holes Filled With Hard Cock...oops, did I offend you? Your main goal in life seems to be shocking and apalling anyone and everyone you meet. You don't give a shit what anyone thinks about you and you play off your depression and boredom with your life by making fun of everything. You love your job, you just hate the customers. Your advice to live by is title does <b>not</b> dictate behavior. Ooh, Navy Seals!
Wow, that's way too accurate.
Posted by Vigilante on Jan. 15 2002,18:25
You have a genius intellect and an awesome sense of humor. You can sarcastically put someone in their place without batting an eye. Your only problems seem to be that you have trouble acknowledging your true feelings and you may use your humor as a defense to hide what you are really feeling. But, your godliness overpowers any insignificant flaws you may have. Even if you tend to pass gas during very inconvenient moments.
Posted by veilside on Jan. 16 2002,14:10
You have a very simple view of life, and it takes a lot of convincing to get you to break your routine. You seem to overreact over petty things, and your one track mind keeps you from focusing in on your main problem: the fact that you never let go of the past. You're too busy thinking about what used to be that you don't notice the wonderful things you have right in front of you. You fail to appreciate your interesting adventures because of the broken record playing in your head: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
Posted by ASCIIMan on Jan. 17 2002,08:39
< >Needless to say, you are a man of few words. But when you do actually open up, you offer humorous and wise advice to all who surround you. You are known for being the quiet ring leader in hair-brained schemes that always seem to go wrong, but when it really counts you usually hit the nail on the head. You have given the entire male population the best dating council anyone has to offer, and let's not forget, you're an electrical genius. Ultimately, you're just fucking cool. Motherfucker's like McGuyver, no motherfucker's better than McGuyver!
Posted by DeadAnztac on Jan. 17 2002,10:59
Needless to say, you are a man of few words. But when you do actually open up, you offer humorous and wise advice to all who surround you. You are known for being the quiet ring leader in hair-brained schemes that always seem to go wrong, but when it really counts you usually hit the nail on the head. You have given the entire male population the best dating council anyone has to offer, and let's not forget, you're an electrical genius. Ultimately, you're just fucking cool. Motherfucker's like McGuyver, no motherfucker's better than McGuyver!
I always knew it!
Posted by TheTaxMan on Jan. 17 2002,15:43
Randal my ass. What bullshit.
Posted by solid on Jan. 17 2002,15:50
Another Silent Bob... 
Posted by Spydir on Jan. 17 2002,20:23
call me Silent Jay.
Posted by editor on Jan. 17 2002,22:00
anybody notice these sound more like astrological profiles?kbreak is inquisitive to a fault, possessive yet gentle, willing to take risks and/or cut losses, and loves a mystery.
Like how to secure an NT server.
YUP, that's a Scorpio.
Posted by Spydir on Jan. 17 2002,22:15
I'm a scorpio. we kick ass. the sign of love, sex, revenge, and death.I was talking with this girl I know, and she said she read something about scorpio's and that she'd never marry one because we're messed up. so my friend looks at her, then at me, then back at her and says "looks like you're not getting any from her, JP", so I looked at her, then at him, then back at her, and started picking up my stuff like I was gonna walk away and said "well, no point in being here then". She got mad at me
She got over it fast though, I'm just mad she has a bad preception of scorpio's though. Sure, we get jealous, but once I fuck you you won't want anyone else
Posted by richard on Jan. 17 2002,23:19
Silent Bob for me.
Posted by editor on Jan. 18 2002,04:43
Ahhh, yah. Mr. Spydir, I'm going to have to take a rain check on your offer... I'm going to "stick" to girrrlz for the time being.That girl was looking at the neg. aspects of Scorpios, and the positive ones are great. If I recall correctly the late beloved cr0 was one....
And RT, let me know what silent Bob was like...
"curious minds want to know"
Posted by Non on Jan. 18 2002,05:27
ummm... it has been posted 3 times^ if you were serious... which from you other post I would assume you are.