Topic: soooooo.....
started by: Spydir
Posted by Spydir on Jan. 14 2002,01:58
so... how ya doin'? Everything good? That's cool. Look man, we gotta talk... I know you probably don't want to hear this and all, but I think you really need to hear it. Just promise you won't hate me.I fucked your mom, man. She's really kinky, too. Fucked her with a fucking bowling pin and shit. It was cool, though. I was just mowing the grass, and I could feel her eyes all up on my ass.. So I went inside to make a call, and all the sudden she's standing there with her tittie out of her bra. Things happened, and we were fuckin'. Don't worry, I caught my nut in your sock, though. That's probably why your toes have been sticking together and shit.
Seriously though, you should tell her to trim her box, though. Looks like werewolf in a thong. I don't care, I still fucked her. I could really care less, 'long as I can find the hole. So yeah man, sorry and all, but I fucked your mom. I'm staying the night tuesday. Don't worry, she said she'd drive us both to school and junk.
Posted by incubus on Jan. 14 2002,06:27
Your friend told you that???
Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 14 2002,06:55
lol wtf?
Posted by Jimi on Jan. 14 2002,17:31
Yeah... erm me too, she's a minx. *Growl*Spydir, what the fuck!
Posted by Spydir on Jan. 14 2002,20:04
I think i was contact high last night, or something... that's from an ICP song, called "Please Don't Hate Me". Really great song. You should download it. it ends with "so yeah, please don't hate me homies. Alright, cool, I'll talk to you later... EMINEM!" or something. The final blow back at the little pussy.But anyways, that's that. Yeah, i think I was stoned last night... and that's a cool smilie incubus
Posted by askheaves on Jan. 15 2002,03:56
What album is that on? I hadn't seen it before.
Posted by Spydir on Jan. 15 2002,19:57
bizaar. it wasn't word for word, but it was shockingly close...