Topic: attack of the clones
started by: Dark Knight Bob
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Dec. 31 2001,21:33
the 2nd film looks like its gonna be better than phantom pain in the ass. although it does look extremely like "star wars the college years" if they really make anakin into a right down and dirty bastard it could workalso anyone seen that austin powers 3 trailer i was laughing my ass off when mini austin tried jumping into his mini car
Posted by Spydir on Jan. 01 2002,23:58
I want a car like that!
Posted by DeadAnztac on Jan. 02 2002,00:28
I want one of THESE!!! < http://www.spatulahead.com/clayfbusa/Killboy/Pocketbikes-Gap-Nitro.mpg >
Posted by WrineX on Jan. 02 2002,21:35
Hrm, quite idiotic devices them micro machines. Seems like you need to use your whole body to be able to control them.That even means you have to give them a hand
to get them running.On the other hand the normal bike doesn't really keep up (prolly just keepin' an 3y3 out for the babybikes) with them.
You don't see a lot of bikers get off track, and getting back on the bike immediately.
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jan. 03 2002,02:17
hmm wheres that pic about posts proportional to topic relavance?
Posted by Non on Jan. 03 2002,02:47
It's too late DKB your topic has evolved and mutated into an uncontrolable beast, your best chance at survival is to terminate it now with extreme predjudice.
Posted by Rshias on Jan. 03 2002,23:20
DKB, you mean this one?
Posted by rachmoninov on Jan. 04 2002,01:10
I havent really followed attack of the clones, but I did see the Austin Powers preview and the movies of today keep appealing to the idiots in the crowd.
Posted by askheaves on Jan. 04 2002,02:42
I tend to agree. I hope to god that that midget isn't in Austin Powers III. It's a tired gag that I really didn't like in the second one even (not that I even liked the second one). If it's all midgets reenacting the first movie, I'm leaving my first movie ever.God, I almost feel bad that I've become so picky about my movies in the last year or so. I guess I just expect those fucks to try harder to get my $8.00... which turns into millions of bucks by the end. Just releasing a movie with a decent trailer and a big name to back it doesn't earn you the right to make $20 million. Grass suckers.
Posted by DeadAnztac on Jan. 04 2002,06:09
| Quote (askheaves @ Jan. 03 2002,21:42) |
| Just releasing a movie with a decent trailer and a big name to back it doesn't earn you the right to make $20 million. Grass suckers. |
Can I get an Amen bruthas?
Posted by Rhydant on Jan. 04 2002,07:23
A Jedi shal not know angerNor Hatred.
Nor Love
...
Nor good acting
i dont give two shits aboot either the star wars or austin powers movie. bah.
Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jan. 04 2002,16:00
| Quote (DeadAnztac @ Jan. 02 2002,00:28) |
| I want one of THESE!!! < http://www.spatulahead.com/clayfbusa/Killboy/Pocketbikes-Gap-Nitro.mpg > |
Dude I was there when that video was shot. Thats down at < Deals Gap > in North Carolina. Those were both polini pocket bikes. <ReetStraver> 9 horsepowers of loewring bLock go0dn3ss.</ReetStraver> They kick ass. You have no clue how much fun pocket bikes are, and cheap too.
Hey Anztac how do you know clay?
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jan. 05 2002,01:27
ok i'm guessing a lot of the humour was lost on the american crowd here. i still piss myself at the two films. with the exception of fat bastard that just made me ill.
Posted by Spydir on Jan. 05 2002,04:36
I thought austin powers was damned funny. but I liked it cuz it made my name popular, and people can finally spell it right."Excuse me son, what's your name?" "JP Powers." "Bowers... b-o--" "Powers, like the movie austin powers" "OHHHH. ok, sorry"
Posted by veistran on Jan. 05 2002,07:46
Is there any veracity to the rumor about the no-talent hacks sometimes known as N'SYNC having roles (albeit very, very minor ones) in the movie?
Posted by kornalldaway on Jan. 05 2002,14:41
apperently lucas' daughter is a really big NSYNC fan and she wanted for them to be in the movieso supposedly they will be making a 5 second appearence somewhere in there.
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jan. 05 2002,14:49
too bad he doesnt have a 15 year old son mabye we'd get to see jenna jameson or someone like that playing with some jedi's "lightsabers"
Posted by LazyGit on Jan. 09 2002,15:43
Phantom Menace did definitely suck fat balls, I was getting so goddamn pissed off when Jar Jar was poncing around in the middle of that battle. His kith and kin were being slaughtered left right and centre so he decides to put on a little bit of entertainment for the crowds with a load of slapstick 'humour' and pratfalls. I hope he's dead.I'm seeing the new Star Wars film no matter what though because Natalie Portman is incredibly, ultra-fucking fine. I mean, seriously, mind-blowingly good looking. She is so fit. Dammit, I should have applied to Harvard then she would have been mine, she wouldn't be able to resist.
Oh, and Austin Powers was just as poor a relation to its predecessor as Wayne's World 2 was to the original. It was just the same jokes again but with nothing fresh. That section with Mustafa was just excruciating. I can't really think of any redeeming features, it even managed to make the first film worse because whenever you see the original jokes you're reminded of the crap new versions and you can't help but cringe.
BTW anyone else seen Under Suspicion with Gene Hackman and Morgan Freedman, that's a damn good film and Monica Bellucci is almost as fit as Portman. Maybe they should think of doing a film together. With Jenna Jameson.
cheers
Posted by veistran on Jan. 10 2002,07:53
| Quote (kornalldaway @ Jan. 04 2002,20:41) |
| apperently lucas' daughter is a really big NSYNC fan and she wanted for them to be in the movie so supposedly they will be making a 5 second appearence somewhere in there. |
must... kill... n'sync....