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Topic: True pissing contest
started by: jim

Posted by jim on Oct. 04 2000,18:39

Ok, I think maybe I'm really weird for this, but here goes...

Whenever I walk into the bathroom at about the same time as someone else. We both get our own stand-up pissers and begin to piss at reletively the same time.

I purposely try and make my stream of piss sound louder than his, while at the same time trying to maintain that stream longer than him...

I guess I'm just easily amused....

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Posted by The_Hiro on Oct. 04 2000,18:44

Does anybody ever pick up on this fact and attempt to compete with you?

Man that's weird.

Posted by Lordbrandon on Oct. 04 2000,18:45

hey i do that too, i woner why, Like i have something to prove to some fat bald plumber

MY PEE PEE HOLE BIGGER DAN YOU PEE PEE HOLE! AND I HAS MORE PEE!!! I HAS THE MOSTEST PEEEEE!!!!!!!

Posted by jim on Oct. 04 2000,18:47

quote:
Originally posted by The_Hiro:
Does anybody ever pick up on this fact and attempt to compete with you?
Man that's weird.

I don't know??? I've caught people lookin over the little privacy wall... Sick Bastards...

I guess it just gives me something to do while pissin.

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Posted by askheaves on Oct. 04 2000,19:08

I'm the opposite. I have a really hard time even starting pissing if someone else is in the room. And at work, I piss into the side of the bowl because you can hear through the walls of our single person bathrooms. I've never been proud of the excretory bodily functions.

Posted by whiskey@throttle on Oct. 04 2000,20:41

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Originally posted by jim:
I don't know??? I've caught people lookin over the little privacy wall... Sick Bastards...

Actually, the technical term for that is "homosexual".

BTW, don't you hate places that don't have those privacy walls? You don't really see them too often unless you're in a foriegn country, a health club, or a baseball game (where everyone gets to piss in the septic trough...)

Sometimes it makes me think how far civilization has actually come.

Posted by Greedo on Oct. 05 2000,00:45

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Originally posted by whiskey@throttle:
BTW, don't you hate places that don't have those privacy walls?

good LORD yes! my high school is like that.. the urinals are so damn wide open, and there's always about eighty five million people there.. grr. you have to get REALLY close to avoid any.. err.. public viewings. terrible. very uncomfortable. BUT i think that's exactly what highschool is all about..being REALLY damn uncomfortable.
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or maybe im just on crack.

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Posted by PersonGuy on Oct. 05 2000,01:10

I personally kept my goal of NEVER EVER EVER peeing in the school bathrooms EVER K-12!!! EVER! One time I really had to go, so I said I was sick and went HOME to pee!

Anyway, I'm actually one of those competitive guys too... it's like the only thing I can beat most people at! Like I'm going, and then someone walks up and starts, and I kick his ass! He's done WAY before I'm even close, and I'm way louder too! YAH! Go Winston! Go Winston! Go, go, go, go!

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