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Topic: Swordfish
started by: maximus

Posted by maximus on Jun. 09 2001,22:15

Anybody else see this? I just got back from it, and it rocked!

uhh...interesting scenes, too: Stan (the hax0r) is forced to break 128bit encryption in under 60 seconds while having a gun pointed at his head AND getting a blowjob from a hot chick at the same time-in a room full of people staring directly at him.

Posted by z3r0 c00l on Jun. 09 2001,23:10

sounds like a hit to me. I was supposed to go see it tonight but the friend I was supposed to go with broke up with her bf. sop I'll catch it later.

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Posted by SLATE on Jun. 10 2001,00:04

Stupid idea for a movie... Suprise someone with the name of zero cool would like it (:P)

Posted by jiggyfresh on Jun. 10 2001,00:06

^^^^ lmao

Posted by Spydir on Jun. 10 2001,00:33

... I heard it blows. Not only in the "Hackers for the new millimum" way but that the movie sucked as a movie.

And no, that's not from a critic's point of view. That's from 7 different friends with a good taste for good things.

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Posted by maximus on Jun. 10 2001,00:56

oh well, then! it has a lot less to do with hacking then you'd think. Travolta drives a frigging TVR Tuscan!

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Posted by CatKnight on Jun. 10 2001,01:00

hehe now im gonna go just to see that scene max. oh and btw, travolta's career DIED when he produced and starred in battlefield earth.

Posted by maximus on Jun. 10 2001,02:45

Yeah, well I really don't see why anyone thinks it's so bad, there's tons of action and stunts, and a plot much better than 9/10 hollywood movies these days!

Halle Barry's tits are worth six bucks, I think. I'm not going into detail on them so I won't spoil it, but they're....nice.

Posted by SLATE on Jun. 10 2001,02:50

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a plot much better than 9/10 hollywood movies these days!

A plot? A hacker movie? Does that exist? Oh, yes it does.. its called < Freedom Downtime. >

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Halle Barry's tits are worth six bucks, I think. I'm not going into detail on them so I won't spoil it, but they're....nice.

Last time I checked, the internet is free. I'm sure you can find them on the net.

Posted by Rhydant on Jun. 10 2001,04:49

quote:
Originally posted by maximus:
uhh...interesting scenes, too: Stan (the hax0r) is forced to break 128bit encryption in under 60 seconds while having a gun pointed at his head [b]AND getting a blowjob from a hot chick at the same time-in a room full of people staring directly at him.[/B]

uhm... wouldnt it take a WHOLE hell of a lot more time to break a 128 bit encrypton? 60 seconds seems too short.

and having a blow job at the same time? thats just crazy.

hell... i dont even think i could type if i was gettng a blow job... this Stan guy must be god or soemthing.

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Posted by Rhydant on Jun. 10 2001,04:50

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Originally posted by SLATE:
Last time I checked, the internet is free. I'm sure you can find them on the net.

not if youre paying 40 bucks a month for a cable modem. you llama!

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Posted by Sithiee on Jun. 10 2001,07:51

they dont even have computers than can break 128 bit encryption, a person using a computer certainly isnt about to break it. its about as realistic as the file exploring system in hackers. and if travolta drove a z8, itd be worth seeing.

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Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
does anyone not notcie that sithee isnt actually talking out of his ass like a lot of people here

Posted by maximus on Jun. 10 2001,09:55

yeah...well, they make up enough theoretical technology in the movie to break 128bit. And when he's gettin his blowjob he has to keep like stopping and shit when he blows it. I'm not getting into details on that. Also, Stan is supposed to be "the best hacker ever" you know that routine he went to jail for years on end, and is out on parole for computer crimes, not allowed to touch a computer, not allowed to see his daughter...I admit some of that is pretty typical, but it's still a good action movie

Halle Barry has never gone naked in a movie before, therefor there are no pictures of her naked on the internet. And if there are, they're low-res paparazzi shots, or fake.

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This message has been edited by maximus on June 11, 2001 at 05:00 AM

Posted by Greasemonk on Jun. 10 2001,10:09

Poor Swordfish

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Posted by maximus on Jun. 10 2001,11:28

haha

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The opening 10 minutes of this film is quite possibly one of the most riveting, entertaining and jaw dropping openings in action movie history. By the time the scene was over the audience was roaring with applause. Then, to my great disappointment (and theirs), the movie turned into a hackneyed, boring, idiotic mess that makes last year's John Woo film, MISSION: IMPROBABLE 2, look like an action tour de force!

Yep, that's about right! It's true, even the blowjob and nudie scenes happen within the first 30 minits...

Posted by Observer on Jun. 10 2001,12:03

Guess that would cut down on the required file size for grabbing the electronic forms of the movie online later!

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Posted by LiNeY on Jun. 10 2001,18:40

If he can still hack a comp while getting a b/j... dammit the girl can't be good at doing it.

Posted by maximus on Jun. 10 2001,21:58

hah actually, they make a joke about how goos she is at it while he's getting it

Posted by SLATE on Jun. 10 2001,22:51

quote:
Originally posted by maximus:
Also, Stan is supposed to be "the best hacker ever" you know that routine he went to jail for years on end, and is out on parole for computer crimes, not allowed to touch a computer, not allowed to see his daughter...I admit some of that is pretty typical, but it's still a good action

if hes such a great hacker, why was he caught? stupid plot

This message has been edited by SLATE on June 11, 2001 at 05:53 PM

Posted by SLATE on Jun. 10 2001,22:54

quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:

not if youre paying 40 bucks a month for a cable modem. you llama!

The internet is still free. You aren't paying for the internet, you are paying for a service to get on the internet. Want free net? Go to a school or a library. Free internet

This message has been edited by SLATE on June 11, 2001 at 05:54 PM

Posted by mqa on Jun. 11 2001,03:16

i got to see it for free at a sneak preview on tuesday, and i thought it was okay. i actually liked the action in that movie, and the suprise ending too! they had some interesting ideas on counter terrorism...

Posted by Sithiee on Jun. 16 2001,19:16

i saw it, and i liked it. i dont know why, but anything that involves fast cars, nudity and a flying bus has to be good.

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Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
does anyone not notcie that sithee isnt actually talking out of his ass like a lot of people here

Posted by TheTaxMan on Jun. 16 2001,19:59

One word: Goonda.

Posted by StanVanDam on Jun. 17 2001,05:42

Never saw this yet, but since the hacker's name is Stan, I must go see..

Posted by SLATE on Jun. 17 2001,10:36

One word: poontang.

Ok has nothign to do with it.
bye

Posted by melk0r on Jun. 17 2001,15:17

"pooty"

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jun. 17 2001,15:56

Did anybody else see "XBOX" written on the wall when john travolta was showing stan all the weapons they needed the money for, and side of the flying bus?

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