Forum: The Classroom
Topic: Cornbugs
started by: Ozymandias
Posted by Ozymandias on May 30 2001,00:26
Buckle up and blow some smoke
life is just a cosmic jokeFirst we're born and then we die,
sex is just an alibi OOMPH OOMPH!
Posted by SLATE on May 30 2001,01:53
WTF was that my friend?
You better put this to an end.PG will delete your topic dude.
So make some sense and dont be rude! FAP FAP!
Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on May 30 2001,12:31
The night was dark,
the sky was blue,
around the corner the shitwagon flew.It hit a bump,
a scream was heard,
syf0n was hit with a flying turd. He couldnt swim,
he couldnt float,
that two ton turd went down his throat.
Hey im a poet and didnt even know it.
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Radio Dj: so now that your not on saturday night live what are you gonna do? Jim Bruer: I dont know.. fight mexicans or something. FUHAOHB2IPDEFCIPUDQNFQFYLOEGOGB
Posted by PersonGuy on May 30 2001,13:58
I wouldn't delete
Ozymandias's thread.
He's been missing so long
I thought he was dead.It's pretty cool
Than now he's back.
He only left
Cause syf0n acted like a ball-sack. Besides, I'm not allowed
To delete a thread.
I'm only supposed to lock 'em,
Cause that's what cr0 said. ------------------
"OH GGOD!!! NOT THE HYLIGHTER AGAIN!!! GO AWAY YOU LITTLE PEANUT HEDGEHOG!!!"
"The only thread about ME likened me to poo shaped mummy."
"Have a nice day, because monkeys don't."
-< PersonGuy >
Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on May 30 2001,14:31
He went and he left,
cause syf0n was a shit.
Now when he starts posting,
someones throwing a fit.This d00d is just cool,
so leave him alone.
Or he'll grab you by the balls,
and rip off your bone. Returned to the group,
now hes one of us.
Syfons ass he wants to run over,
with a large city bus. Every one wants to help,
Jims got a rock.
While we watch jeep sitting there,
balancing a peep on his cock.
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Radio Dj: so now that your not on saturday night live what are you gonna do? Jim Bruer: I dont know.. fight mexicans or something. FUHAOHB2IPDEFCIPUDQNFQFYLOEGOGB
Posted by Dysorderia on May 30 2001,22:28
quote:
Originally written by Percy Bysshe Shelley
Ozymandias
I met a traveler from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed. And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
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Telnet - Reach out and finger someone < The Bastard Operater From Hell >
Posted by SLATE on May 31 2001,05:50
My threats weren't real,
It was just a poem!
BTW Leet man,
This guy, do you know him?Ozymandias,
What is a cornbug?
I asked my old mother,
she gave me a shrug.
Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on May 31 2001,18:58
In the days of old,
when knights were bold,
and toilets werent invented.
You droped you load,
upon the road.
and then you were contented.In the days of old,
when knights were bold,
and rubbers werent invented.
You slipped a sock,
upon your cock,
and babies were prevented. ------------------
Radio Dj: so now that your not on saturday night live what are you gonna do? Jim Bruer: I dont know.. fight mexicans or something. FUHAOHB2IPDEFCIPUDQNFQFYLOEGOGB
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