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Topic: don't forget your penis cream
started by: CatKnight

Posted by CatKnight on Aug. 10 2001,01:52

I just saw american pie 2. I have to admit it was pretty good. It was really funny, only re-used a couple rountines (but did so well), and was just a good movie that was fun to watch. I'm feeling kinda lovesick now though

Posted by Beldurin on Aug. 10 2001,02:29

Amen...good flick although Jim remindes me waaaaaay too much of myself

Except for the superglue thing...not that...

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Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come Rhydant doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D

Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing

Posted by CatKnight on Aug. 10 2001,19:23

oh i was just thinking nadia reminds me of my office mate natalia. she is from minsk and has the same accent (although real not fakey), and she is pretty hot. she's more modelesque then voluptious though.

god shannon elizabeth is so fucking hot.

Posted by Beldurin on Aug. 11 2001,00:11

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
god shannon elizabeth is so fucking hot.

mmmmm...but I'd have to say that Tara Reid has the edge on her.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D

Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing

Posted by CatKnight on Aug. 11 2001,01:34

pssht no she has no boobs and she is "cute". she is not hot at all.

Posted by TheTaxMan on Aug. 11 2001,03:08

Straight, platinum-blonde hair sux0rs.

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Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.

Posted by afropik on Aug. 11 2001,03:47

I'd rather have Reid than the forigen one. :P

Posted by SLATE on Aug. 11 2001,04:39

Why settle for only one?

Posted by CatKnight on Aug. 11 2001,06:01

hmmm...

Posted by chmod on Aug. 11 2001,13:30

I vote for shannon elizabeth, tara reid has NOTHING on her.

Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Aug. 11 2001,17:44

Shannon Elizabeth is way prettier than Tara Reid!

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Posted by Beldurin on Aug. 11 2001,18:01

That's fine. You guys have your opinion, I'll have the truth. :P

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quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D

Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing

Posted by chmod on Aug. 12 2001,00:34

whoa.... tonight my friend and i went to go see that movie,, and all the good showtimes were sold out except for 1. So we stood on line for about 5-10 mins, and finally we ask for the tickets. however there was only 1 seat left! 1 seat, 2 people. what are the chances of that happening? weird.

Posted by Non on Aug. 12 2001,00:43

So you sat on his lap or did he sit on your?

Posted by SLATE on Aug. 12 2001,00:43

quote:
Originally posted by chmod:
whoa.... tonight my friend and i went to go see that movie,, and all the good showtimes were sold out except for 1. So we stood on line for about 5-10 mins, and finally we ask for the tickets. however there was only 1 seat left! 1 seat, 2 people. what are the chances of that happening? weird.

dude, you can say SLATE instead of a friend...

Posted by SLATE on Aug. 12 2001,00:44

quote:
Originally posted by Non:
So you sat on his lap or did he sit on your?

haha
fuck you
:P
He sat on mine. :/

Posted by chmod on Aug. 12 2001,00:44

quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
dude, you can say SLATE instead of a friend...

ok fine, it was slate, same thing

edit-added quote

This message has been edited by chmod on August 12, 2001 at 07:47 PM

Posted by solid on Aug. 12 2001,04:01

Just went today (or yesterday now, since its 2am)...

We got some *sort of* bad seats at the side of the cinema, but the whole audience was going "aaaaaaa!" or "ewwww!" or "ahahahahahahahahahah!!!!" all the time. But it actually boosted the movie experience..

Posted by TheTaxMan on Aug. 12 2001,04:14

Who saw the trailer for The Musketeer when they saw this?

All I can say is uh...*drool*...

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Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.

Posted by Beldurin on Aug. 12 2001,04:30

quote:
Originally posted by TheTaxMan:
Who saw the trailer for The Musketeer when they saw this?
All I can say is uh...*drool*...

That was nice (some of the fight scenes looked kind of hinky), but what about The Fellowship of the Ring trailer? That's the one I was drooling over...

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quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D

Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing

Posted by incubus on Aug. 12 2001,05:44

* [incubus] votes for the brunette

Posted by solid on Aug. 12 2001,15:29

I completely agree with CK-
Here are some movies to avoid:

Planet of the apes
Musketeers
Bandits
The score

Posted by CatKnight on Aug. 12 2001,17:24

that musketeer movie looked like more hollywood pop bullshit. they try to fit in asy many genres compressed together as possible, and the end result is just a big dense piece of shit. i hate to break it to ya, but martial arts didn't become well known in western society until the 1950's. it's not like every hero (and bad guy) would be a kung fu master. and also, why do they keep misusing the name musketeer? a musketeer is someone who is proficient with the use of a musket, in the time when there were still archers and knights. they weren't kung fu masters with swords.

to sum up, good movies are those which portray ordinary people doing extraordinary things, i.e. being heros. there has just been so much bullshit where the protagonist is perfect and has superhero powers (kung fu, etc). it's just...bad.

Posted by shifter on Aug. 12 2001,17:43

five words:

steve mertin's penis beauty cream

Posted by TheTaxMan on Aug. 13 2001,20:04

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
blah blah blah

Who cares? It's fun to watch and that's the whole point. The entire 'Three Musketeers' thing isn't about a bunch of dudes shooting guns, it's about three guys against the world (meaning the people in power). It's just like Robin Hood. I don't give a shit if it's historically accurate, I want to see something fun. Pop bullshit...please. American Pie is pop bullshit.

As for the LotR trailer, I haven't actually seen it in the theater, but I've seen them online. Drool at once.

Haha, pop bullshit. Sword fighting is fun to watch regardless of what hollywood has done to it.

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quote:
Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.

Posted by CatKnight on Aug. 14 2001,00:16

why do people keep misquoting me? do I babble?

Posted by Beldurin on Aug. 14 2001,00:48

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
why do people keep misquoting me? do I babble?

erm...I think the answer's in the question...

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quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D

Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing

Posted by justcozz on Aug. 14 2001,02:58

I just went to see that movie. I laughed my ass off.

*rant* The ticket lady was a real bitch. I'm 17 my friend is 16 he couldn't get a ticket because it's 'R' rated. I wen't to by the ticket for him and she wanted an ID for him. */rant*

When he said "don't forget your penis cream" I about fell out of my seat.

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Aug. 14 2001,14:51

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:

to sum up, good movies are those which portray ordinary people doing extraordinary things, i.e. being heros. there has just been so much bullshit where the protagonist is perfect and has superhero powers (kung fu, etc). it's just...bad.

Oh damn... Good thing I have someone to tell me what kind of movies I like.

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