Topic: Masturbation!!!
started by: PersonGuy
Sorry, I don't really have any that I can think of.
Oh, and when was your first time? Any walk-in horror stories? (heh)
Mine was 14.5 right after I got out of the pool in the bathroom with the hand (that's a comical reference to clue.... LAUGH!).
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i like masturbation, although sometimes its tiring, and its also a bit messy, but it feels nice, so its all good, right?
------------------ Could you explain that again in more detail? Mabey draw a diagram? Where does the glove go? And the lotion? (seriously, I'm totally confused) And Anztac, Anztac, Anztac... I know your young, but you need to come to terms with your penis. (seriously, I really mean it) Oh, and it's not always safe, cause one time one of my IDIOT friends thought it wouldn't get her pregnant if he wasn't actually INSIDE her... I mean like |===)~~~~~~0 The moron... ------------------ I used to like it for about 3 months, but it got old around my 13th birthday.
Ok everybody, so what's your record? On day I just barely squeezed in 7 in a day (had to work up to it). YOU'RE ALL JUST A LITTLE TOO SHY! NOW GET OUT THOSE HANDS AND... TYPE ME SOME FEED BACK! ------------------ ------------------ Yah, does anyone know how to say it in different languages?? "to give pleasure to oneself" ------------------ [This message has been edited by PersonGuy (edited June 10, 2000).]
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(IMAGE REMOVED) Ummm EEEEEEEEW GROSS!!!!!!!!! ------------------ http://www.the-streets.net modellers needed!!!
------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ How did you even know about that!!!! (seriously, I gotta know) When did you stop (since you didn't have an orgasm)? And most important... did you freak out the first time you came???? ------------------ goto these sites for your jerkin off shit ------------------ http://www.the-streets.net modellers needed!!!
But how did you know to masturbate that young? And this thread is cool! I'm trying to bring awarness to this delicate issue! ------------------ hey, i actually know the guy that runs jackinworld.com he talks about it all the time, freaks me out. and yes, this thread should be stopped, its freaking me out. who REALLY wants to talk about this crap? ------------------ And what does prostate fluid look like? Yukky! ------------------ [This message has been edited by PersonGuy (edited June 11, 2000).]
------------------ How did you even know about that!!!! (seriously, I gotta know) When did you stop (since you didn't have an orgasm)? And most important... did you freak out the first time you came????
And about the wet dream, I got like 2 a coupla months apart, but none recently. [This message has been edited by Ansible (edited June 12, 2000).]
Anyway, about me, this is kinda weird, but the first time was when I was 10 with my teddy bear, cut a hole and went for it! I dont do that much anymore, mostly cuz my bears are all fucked up. I had an oragasm the first time, but didnt come, first time with hand was about 2 years later, and I came then. Been wanking 1-2 a day ever since. Only tip I can give is the one about the bear, just find one with good solid filling. Now you will all know how fucked up I am! ------------------ [This message has been edited by caseman984 (edited June 12, 2000).]
------------------ LoveLine is GREAT!!! I listen to it EVERY night. It was terrible in my first few months of masturbating, cause I was taught to think it was a TERRRRRRRIBLE thing! Then one day I found a book in the public library called, "It's Perfectly Natural" (or Normal... I can't remember). Anywaze, it made me feel alot better when I found out it was ok, and the I was the majority, not the minority. Anywaze, it's cool to hear from a girl. Women get-off on close intimate relations and feeling of security. A chicks can masturbate for hours without satisfaction if she's in an aquard situation. A guy can have no trouble getting off if a sumo wressler is giving him a hand job on home plate in the middle of a baseball game! So, I think it's less common for females to completely enjoy masturbation... so they do it less, so they are less comforatable with the topic. Anywaze, right now I'm about 1-2 a day (usually), but sometimes I'll go dry for a week. Just depends ------------------
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In heaven when god was creating adam and eve he said to them See multiple orgasms is one of the many benefits to being a woman ------------------ And of course I've never understood the multiple orgasm... so mabey a chick out there could explain it to me: And one more thing... chicks don't realize that guys have "troubles" too. I'm mean, it doesn't even compare to women "troubles", so don't get me wrong... but there's quite a few drawbacks to being a guy! bla bla bla WOW I'm a leet hax0r!! When did that happen!? ------------------ [This message has been edited by PersonGuy (edited June 13, 2000).]
Adam was alone in the garden. hahaha id also probably give my broken testicle, it has no use anyway
Anywaze, I think I'd be giving up my apendex hair, left kidney, finger/toe nails, (I like that 1 toe idea), wisdom teeth, adnoids, and nardicles. Wonder what I could get for that? ------------------ on the other hand, something sorta funny, sorta not.....they used to neuter horses with two boards....ill let you figure that one out.
for us women, masturbation is very common - you don't honestly think that we're not as horny as you guys are, do you?! we have needs too, and when they're not fulfilled, alternative methods must be found. as for the disbelief regarding the not cumming while climaxing thing, i suggest doing some reading on tantric sex. ------------------ /me protects crotch with hands
------------------ And that horse reminds me (YYYYYOOOOOUUUUUUCCCHHHHH!!!!!!)... I've been thinking about getting a vasectimy... does anyone know how much that costs? ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ I'm guessing your the exeption, not the rule. (but keep telling me I'm wrong... I'd love to one day belive that those long lines to the girls bathroom aren't for urination!) ------------------ but really, how the hell did that happen? ------------------ [This message has been edited by The_Hiro (edited June 14, 2000).]
------------------ ------------------ and i don't think i'm the exception, ever seen a girl cross her legs, next time, think about what's between them... ------------------ Just guessing of course...
My views on masturbation: I do it and don't talk much about it. It's kind of a private ritual, peformed in the dark of night with only the glow from my monitor to light the way to climax. My views on l33t hax0r status in the forum: leave it the way it is, we can determine the quality of posts ourselves, and then ignore further posts from thos who don't deserve to be noticed. ------------------ ------------------ Ok, I got it now (correct me if I'm wrong ladies...) Sure, chick enjoy and want sex just as much as guys. BUT the chicks that can go several weeks without masturbating DON'T have vibrators/dildos! I think that the chicks who are saying that they masturbate as much as any guy... And if ALOT of girls REALLY DO masturbate with as much DEDICATION as guys, I'd bee VERY VERY surprised! Am I right? ------------------ ------------------ me? Can't remember the first time, but it is usu. 1-3 times a day... The most? (/me is a randy bugger!) 12 times... my hand began to hurt around the 9th time... I couldn't even hold a pencil... ------------------ ------------------ Oh and besides, a guy can wip one out in 1:30 if he want (total time from soft to flush). Doesn't it take chicks a little longer to climax? And besides... if a girls wants sex, she can run into the street with a sign taped to her that says, "FREE SEX!" However, a guy can't pay a chick to have sex with him no matter how well they know each other alot of the time! ------------------ ------------------ Damn, I'd think I would get bored after that long and go find something else to do, either that or pass out from exhaustion. ------------------ And I actually have the WILL-OF-THE-NINJA! I can go as long as I want (to a point)! One time I went 25 minutes!!! My secret is to imagine a fat guy eating a big plate of spinch with his hands! ------------------ ------------------ Anywaze, I used to be a 1-3 a weeker. Nothing wrong with that. I guess it's just that now that I have more time on my hands, my hands share that time! ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ I masturbate about 1 or 2 times per month. Started when I was in the 4th (5ht, 6th?) grade, if I recall correctly. There, happy? p.s. personally I think this discussion kix ass. >:]
Oh, and I forgot to ask who ever made the comment... how long do you have to "save up" before you get a wet dream, and why are they fun? (seriously, I've only had two and I can't remember it being particualarly special... then again, I was upset, cause I thought I was wetting the bed) Oh, and don't act like I'm an idiot! I know women masturbate! I know they enjoy it! I know they watch, read, and sometimes like porno... the only thing I don't belive is that women masturbate as much as men (frequency). I wish we had more that 2 chicks though so someone could back me up on this... tell you what. Any guys out there... if you have a chance, ask your girlfriends thier frequency and get an honest answer! Thanks! ------------------ Once I had a wet dream and woke up just when I came. I realised I didn't want to clean up my bed that mourning and tried to hold back. And what do you know, I succeeded. I just held back and never came (propably the first and only time). What I'd like to know is how common is "holding back"? Is it possible for women also? (although men gain more advantage, since ejaculation takes away the urges from men and holding back prevents it [but doesn't always prevent orgasm, though]) ------------------ On my site I have a funny clip where I called LoveLine and told them that I pinch the tip to have multipule orgasms (total BS). Hehe... that was funny... Hmmm... I might try this wet dream thing, just cause it's been SOOOO LONG since my last one... Hey, I tried something crazy in the shower today! I was laying on my back... and I really wanted to try oraly pleasing myself... so I put my legs behing my head in an attempt to reach it, but I couldn't no matter how hard I tried. So then I was curious as to how the female feels when she's shot in the face. So I aimed and went for it! ------------------ My only angst with guys and wacking off is that my guy wacks off so often that it makes it harder for him to cum during sex. Wouldn't it be worth it to turn back the frequency a little for the sake of better sex? (Just wanted to clarify that it isn't my guy who has this issue. I was discussing this topic with a friend of mine while i was posting this, and she was bitching to me, so I thought I'd see if I could get some advice for her. My guy doesn't have a wacking off problem, and keeps me quite happy [This message has been edited by nautilus (edited June 20, 2000).]
No pinching, it's all mental. Not that difficult as it may sound. It's just like when you have to go and take a leak and you hold it back untill you reach the can. It can be practised by trying to stop while you're urinating. I agree, that would make perfect sense. ------------------ whats the longest that everyone's eaten a girl for? my record is about 1hr 15min i was tired as fuck, usualy 30-45 min
------------------ As far as your friends boy friend whacking it... I don't see what the problem is!!! Most chicks complain about guys not lasting long enough cause they sometimes need 20, 30 minutes! In fact, it's usually a suggestion that guys take care of themselves prior to sex so that they last longer! I don't think he should HAVE to stop masturbating just because he has a girlfriend, but if it's a major problem, then he could set a decent limit. Oh, and mebs... I LOVE holding back! It makes it so much more enjoyable when you can keep that feeling going for 30, 40 seconds! I'm pretty good at it and can keep it going for a while (my record was 3 minutes!!). [This message has been edited by PersonGuy (edited June 20, 2000).]
------------------ as for guys and they're whacking off, i know what nautilus' friend means. it's all fun and games to have marathon sex every once and a while, but it's gratifying to see your man cum, and it can get frustrating when it takes 2+ hours - especially since it's supposed to be easier to make a guy cum than a girl. ------------------ ------------------ If it's taking 2 hours then something is TERRIBLY wrong, masturbating or NOT!!!! YIKES! You (whoever brought it up for whoever) have got to talk to your mad about medication... unless he's good for 8 a day... ------------------ ------------------ [This message has been edited by Sithiee (edited June 22, 2000).]
Thought that might be apt from what I get talking to women sometimes. As for multiple orgasms, I envy women for that. No one has pointed out that it's biological. Guys need to 'reload' before you can go off again. There is only so much semen you can produce in any given time, regardless of how often you jerk off or abstain. Girls don't squirt anything, so depending on how aroused they are they can keep on having them. Another point raised was 'pinching'. There is an old trick you can try, this is advice that is given a lot of guys who, uh, have a 'hair trigger' if you get my drift. It also works to extend pleasure. It involves applying pressure with a finger or two on the area between the scrotum and the rectum. When you feel you're close to coming, stop jerking/ screwing and press with your finger on the tube you can feel there. If you feel turds, it's not the right spot and you might even hit your prostate and even shoot owing to it's 'magic button' properties. Just check it next time you fiddle, it's quite evident when you have a hard on and can work quite well in taking you back down to a high idle before carrying on. Girls - you can use that on your boy too if you want him to last longer, but tell him what you're doing or else he might think you're trying to fist him! PS: I think men must have made it 'socially unacceptable' to women to talk about this subject so that they wouldn't get any ideas about them needing us for anything. ------------------ Oh, and to that girl who it applies if you boy friend is perposly holding back for 2 hours then tell him to cut it out!! Don't tell him to stop mastubating! Sheesh... ------------------ ------------------ *shrug* Someone needs to take a chill pill =D ------------------ [This message has been edited by Sithiee (edited June 23, 2000).]
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Yeap, Im a girl all right. Geez and to think all this time... I have this feeling that you didn't read any of my posts. And furthermore I dont find it "vulgar" as you say to post information on the masturbation habits of women because mostly EVERYONE does it. Next time you are going to comment on something you better have all the facts. ------------------ Not to say that I don't talk about masturbation in real life too... I'm just worried that I'll offend other people. Here everybody can listen to me (and you) at their own free will. ------------------ and the section of the penis between the scrotum and the rectum is the goose neck (thats the scientific name) and it feels great when sucked on i do sithee how did you manage to multipost 4 times?
Thanks for the gooseneck name thing (I think?) I never really bothered to check it out. To be honest, never needed to use it, but I hear it works well. Yup, SpyderDove, you win win the Fort Knox award for closemindedness. If you don't like the subject, don't moan at us for behind comfortable enough with our own bodies to talk about it to strangers. Anyway, some people aren't really strangers here any more. And as far as I can see that's YOUR only post, or do you think you're the only woman here worth being called woman. ------------------ Of course the obligatory < Amazon Link > ------------------ wow i really am a lam0r [This message has been edited by reman (edited June 23, 2000).] [This message has been edited by reman (edited June 23, 2000).]
um, yah, *looking down*, i'm definitely a chick, and i don't see any problem with being open about your sexuality. if you're close-minded about it, you shouldn't shun those who aren't as insecure about themselves. so far, there have been at least 3 or 4 chicks participating, from what i've read, and that's a fair amount considering our overwhelming minority in the techie community. so, i guess the point is, don't go accusing us detnetter's of being mis-informed until you inform yourself of our discussion by reading and understanding the rest of the thread before getting all whigged out! btw, yay masturbation! how else would we survive and be at least semi-satisfied?! ------------------ ------------------ all it's missing is the whole "how long can you stay 'master of your domain'." now that would be interesting.
------------------ ------------------ hmm, lemme see, boobies, clit, "tunnel of love"...yeah, i'd have to say i'm female. I've posted here before, and I'll post here again. And as for the question someone asked, gay porn sucks. I know some of the pics on the gay sites are solo shots, but even they don't so much do anything for me. Visually, I've generally found guy/girl couple shots to be the most preferable.
all i wanna know is where's the good pr0n? there's not nearly enough good stuff out there!! ------------------ I am female, 21 right now and I began mestration when I was just a little over 10 and I started actually having sex when I was about 12 and I didn't REALLY start masturbation until I was I THINK 14 maybe 15. What about anyone else? Personally I think this group is here really great. I'm not afraid to admit that I'm a practiced bisexual and that I like sex and it is VERY hard for a girl to say that without people just beating her in, so all you girls are brave souls "Life sucks, get used to it!"
As with the martial arts I have put a lot of thought and study into sexuality. I guess that you could say that I am sort of a sexologist, or actually I think it's nymphologist. (have to check my big book o' latin sometime) Anyway, my point being that I've really only recently just begun actual experiments and written studies and I'm already sort of running out of ideas so if anyone here has anything they'd like try just e-mail me or whatever and I'll try it. I will of coarse post all my findings here. "If there is no problem then there is nothing to worry about and if there is no problem than worrying about it will not solve it." - Ancient Chinese saying (Shaolin?)
Oh, and belive you me... I can't imagine any guy being terribly upset if you told them you were bi (especially if you gave him an EXAMPLE!). ------------------ enjoy
------------------ enjoy the time it took me to watch that the phosphorus in my monitor was slightly degraded for this i shall never forgive you makes me want to start a rant on terrible flash animations. back to the topic; what lubes do people use I actually missed the "lotion window" (a Corrolla concept) and mostly go for dry runs. But on occation I go with the vaseline lotion or aloe lotion. ------------------ ------------------ Soap? Are you nuts? Have you ever gotten soap in yer penis before? Talk about wanting to scream!! Use some hand lotion or something Anyhow... I do it maybe 2-3 times a week or less (sometimes more.. depending). As for lasting longer.. I'm all for it. On average I only last from 2 minutes to 7 minutes (again, depending). I once lasted like 45 minutes, but that was after allready cumming twice, being in the back of a mustang with the girl almost demanding me to cum.. not fun :/ Anyhow... ------------------ Soap works GREAT in the shower!!! I used to use conditioner, but soap is so much better. And I end up with a super clean shlong!!! I'd have to say I masterbate almost every day. Sometimes twice. Depending on if I spank it in the morning or not. I still have sex though. I can get laid, and then feel the need to spank it a few minutes later... It's almost routine now. This thread has been around much longer than the Sex forum. And although cr0bar has the ability to MOVE this thread. It is unlikely he ever will. ------------------ Currently I'm conducting a study to discover the side effects of abstinance in young males. Basically I myself and a few others are abstaining from it to see how long we can go even without wet dreams and to see what side effects and symptoms there are. It's been three days and so far there is only a mild loss of control.
Man, three (3!) whole days? That's gotta be some kinda record ;D
That's gotta be some kinda record ;D Actually I think the longest I've ever gone was a week and a half. Really only because during that time I just had nothing to remind me of sex, sadly enough. This time around I'll try to write down what symptoms CUM up, er, sorry. Lost a little control there.
Yeah, I'm glad too. I hate circumsized penises they scare me. It always looks like old war wounds or something. oh, and this doesn't NEED to be in the sex forum, because it's not about sex... hehe Anyway, I had 2 wet dreams before I started... and it was about 2 months inbetween... (DON'T DO IT! MY GPA SUFFERED GRATELY FOR IT!!) ------------------ The only anomaly to my technique is that I grab the head as I'm cumming, pinching off the urethra. All that does is keep me from making a mess until I can walk calmly to a toilet or tissue. I have found that it does feel a little bit better when I do that, but that's not why I do it. I just don't like making a mess of things.
------------------ So that's how you do good in school ;) I wonder how often the top 5\% of my class had to do it to maintain those grades, heh. cosmopolitan magazine (very much a women's own type mag) with a special feature on the 6 most popular types of female masturbation. with advice. and instructions. myself, i don't NEED to wank. --directhex ------------------ there's no actual worthwhile information in cosmo. every issue is the same crap about how women have to wear makeup, get plastic surgery, please a man, and own a vibrator. *yawn* even hustler is more interesting and honest. ------------------ Kuru, are you telling me that you read not only Playboy... playboy (which is NOT PORN), penthouse, hustler, barely legal, she-male (we had a sick fuck on the crew), playgirl (disappointing, not enough full nudity), and a few others which involved things such as bondage, reptiles, s&m, but that i can't remember the titles of right now. not all of it got the juices flowing, but i like playboy a lot, the pictures in hustler are decent.. and i'm a BIG fan of larry flynt. oh yeah, and i like porno tapes and computer porn too. the reason that all of these things are miles above cosmo on my list.. simple. unlike cosmo which tries to pretend that it's actually got some valid, worthwhile thing to say, these (except playboy which is not porn) admit that they're smut and try to be good at it. *prepares for the mass entrance of detnetters into pennsylvania* ------------------ ------------------ --directhex ------------------ Yes, it's very sad, but most girls in this culture are brought up to think that it's not ok for them to like sex. I mean think about it? A girl likes sex and she's a slut, right? I bet right now there are guys all over the place, reading Kuru's letter and thinking that they would immediately be able to score with her simply because she likes porno. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Ok I'll shut up now. "If there's no problem then there's nothing to worry about and if there is a problem then worrying will not solve it." - Chinese saying
I started when I was around 9, and have been going fairly steadily since then... usually once or twice a day, depending on whether or not I whack when I get up... I've done some pretty amazing feats, holding off for upwards of 3 or 4 hours, or having 7-15 orgasms in one day... but I've gotten a fairly regular pattern layed out nowadays... always using the tried, tested and true hand+penis method ------------------ ICQ# 50795441
-Woody Allen ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ < The Bastard Operater From Hell >
my thoughts exactly
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Safe sex is in the palm of your hand.
Like a flash I'm out-
-Proteun
a ruber glove with jergans (or the lube of your choice) placed at one end of a towel and semi-tightly rolled up, with the end of the glove stiking out of one end
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-Ray
4 1337 40L h4x0r
in latin>
"ipse delectatare"
pronounced>
eep-say day-layk-taw-taw-ray
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a ruber glove with jergans (or the lube of your choice) placed at one end of a towel and semi-tightly rolled up, with the end of the glove stiking out of one end
quote:
Originally posted by Lordbrandon:
Like we all needed visuals:P
a ruber glove with jergans (or the lube of your choice) placed at one end of a towel and semi-tightly rolled up, with the end of the glove stiking out of one end
my halflife mod - The Streets
"If it doesn't work, hit it with a hammer."
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-marcc
< lmao.cjb.net - funny pictures >.
It just got old... I would rather play counterstrike than wank off.
aventari
"witty one-liner"
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it should stop.....
:P < http://www.jackinworld.com/ > < http://www.masturbationpage.com/mast.html >
my halflife mod - The Streets
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UT 0wnz j00 all!
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like a prepubesent bulldyke yeek!
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you would have an orgasm, but just nothing came out. the first time it did was pretty wierd, but i knew what was up by then so it didn't bother me. just made it messier...quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
8!!!!!!!!!!!
ü§îñg |³³t§þËåk Ðö˧ ñöt måkË ¥öü å Hå×0®!
Thats just my opinion I could be wrong.
"The causes we know everything about depend on the causes we know nothing about, which depend on the causes we know absolutely nothing about."- Tom Stoppard
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And im just pullin your leg ansible, i whould never say anything bad about someone with an enders game refrence for a name (and more original than most)
quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Wow, that's really interesting that you still had an orgasm without cum... I guess it's tough to picture, but it could work like the female orgasm (no mess).
Are you so sure about the 'no mess' thing?
heh..Nevermind - I don't want to get involved..
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hes the head-hancoe service operator guy, and his nick is Benn(followed by some numbers and letters), and is usually in all the rooms.
and something weird about that chat is server is, before my chat-room buddies moved to this server, the biggest room never had more that 20 people in it. now ours, #GF_Tavern , is the biggest. we were formily on moo.slashnet.org but the founder was a dick and moved (idiot).
but... uh... yeah.... mwahahhaahaaa!
UT 0wnz j00 all!
But I will answer one thing...
I was 18 and now Im 22--- so that goes to show ya
"The causes we know everything about depend on the causes we know nothing about, which depend on the causes we know absolutely nothing about."- Tom Stoppard
and tell me about it..
actually, they both did it while on the fone with me... one is a bet louder then the other, but daaaaaaaaaaaaamn
thats all i gotta say
my halflife mod - The Streets
"ok well Ive given you everything now there are only two things left"
So adam and eve looked at each other
and god said
"So who wants peeing standing up"
and like a shot Adam raised his hand
and God said
"So let it be that man can now pee standing up"
and eve got all sad and god said
"Dont worry my little lamb...Ive given women multiple orgams"
and so it was in the garden that eve could come every ten seconds and adam could pee standing up....lol
well I told you it was lame
we won't talk about the "problems" of being woman as Im sure you don't want to talk about them....
"The causes we know everything about depend on the causes we know nothing about, which depend on the causes we know absolutely nothing about."- Tom Stoppard
You have one... then does it take a certain amount of time before you can have another... or could you just have one REALLY long one?
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God saw how lonely he was and said, 'Adam, I'm going to create a companion for you. A women. She'll take care of you, make you food, wash your clothes, (when you start wearing clothes) and do anything you ask of her.'
Adam said, 'That sounds great, what do I have to do?'
God said, 'You have to give me one arm and one leg'
Adam said, 'What can a get for a rib?'
When people say stuff like that, I grab my sack in pain!!! How'd you break a nut!?!?!
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PEBKAC: Problem exists between keyboard and chair.
"Sex can wait, Masturbate!"
Winner of the 'slow computer' award for excellence
-LinkDJ
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I think chicks are just as horny as guys... the difference in masterbatory habits is that guy will masturbate EVEN IF they are being satisified with a partner...
Girls don't feel the need to masturbate if they have a satifying partner... know what I mean?
anyone tied?
any thoughts?
ü§îñg |³³t§þËåk Ðö˧ ñöt måkË ¥öü å Hå×0®!
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PEBKAC: Problem exists between keyboard and chair.
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UT 0wnz j00 all!
Ah well. lam0r forever! 
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PEBKAC: Problem exists between keyboard and chair.
Just your generic meaningless signature. Mix with 2 quarts water and stir till evenly coated.
pigs will get what pigs deserve
-trent reznor
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...hold on... soap box... which I STILL don't belive! Listen... you girls DON'T UNDERSTAND! When guys say 1-3 times a day, it MEANS 1-3 three times a day. It's not an exageration or figure of speech. It means that EVERY day exept mabey 2 a month we DO masturbate, and quite often, MULTIPULE TIMES! I used to go 3-4 a day for a few months!
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...probably have vibrators, which somehow plays into it.
<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.go.to/personguy >
I think for guys not only do they like doing it but they also think about sex as if not getting any was the end of the world.
*shrug*
"The causes we know everything about depend on the causes we know nothing about, which depend on the causes we know absolutely nothing about."- Tom Stoppard
Naw git offa mah Properdy!™
Guys think that girls aren't into the whole sex/masturbation deal but we are.
Im sure guys aren't lying when they say one to three times daily- but don't you think your time is better spent looking for a girl to sex0r you rather then dreaming about one?
Thats just my thought.
"The causes we know everything about depend on the causes we know nothing about, which depend on the causes we know absolutely nothing about."- Tom Stoppard
<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.go.to/personguy >
now that everyone has their information on my masturbation practices...
As far as the climaxing thing goes...
depends on the mood....
Ive been done in 30secs...up to 20 mins-
see?
"The causes we know everything about depend on the causes we know nothing about, which depend on the causes we know absolutely nothing about."- Tom Stoppard
< www.slapmahfro.net >
ya know ya wanna slap it ...
<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.go.to/personguy >
No I don't
the saying goes
"If you don't got a man, you got a hand"
lol
oh well
"The causes we know everything about depend on the causes we know nothing about, which depend on the causes we know absolutely nothing about."- Tom Stoppard
<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.go.to/personguy >
UT 0wnz j00 all!
And actually- some girls read pr0n too...ooh now put that in your pipe and smoke it.
=P
"The causes we know everything about depend on the causes we know nothing about, which depend on the causes we know absolutely nothing about."- Tom Stoppard
chicks are the only beings in the world that actually read the articles in Playboy
UT 0wnz j00 all!
PEBKAC: Problem exists between keyboard and chair.
quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
[B]"Masturbation is self-improvement" - tyler durden
B]
I feel myself more than just retarded computer-freek (_not_ geek, I know too little of computers to be a geek!) to point this out, but the quote goes the other way around. "Self-improvement is masturbation." BTW the movie itself rox...
"Monsters we are, lest monsters we become..."
<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.go.to/personguy >
"Monsters we are, lest monsters we become..."
In the end my back hurts, and there wasn't anything spectacular about it... so don't try it everyone! 
<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.go.to/personguy >
so I don't want him to take it personally when he reads this.)
quote:
Well, what do you mean exactly by "holding back?" Like mentally, or pinching the tip?
Quote from nautilus:
quote:
Wouldn't it be worth it to turn back the frequency a little for the sake of better sex?
"Monsters we are, lest monsters we become..."
"Monsters we are, lest monsters we become..."
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P:\erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.go.to/personguy >
Like a flash I'm out-
-Proteun
PEBKAC: Problem exists between keyboard and chair.
I do however have exprience with guys in general...Ive had guys do it in 2 mins to 35 mins (ouch) it just depends on how the guys is feeling and what hes thinking (mind on the matter etc)
But like I said--if Im ready to go..Im ready to go...one minute or less..
"The causes we know everything about depend on the causes we know nothing about, which depend on the causes we know absolutely nothing about."- Tom Stoppard
<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.go.to/personguy >
they can cum in less time if they want, but they hold out just so they can go longer. personally, i'd say 30 minutes is about average for guys during sex.
but that's just my opinion. for me, it totally depends on my mindset.
PEBKAC: Problem exists between keyboard and chair.
Gonna start with a joke.
"Why do women marry men. 'Coz vibrators can't take out the trash."
Face it guys, we are not all sex gods. It can be hard to please a women sometimes depending on our physical attributes as well as our personality. Girls also fantasize, sometimes those fantasies don't include their present partner just like we do. All those that have....Yes, you can all raise you hands guiltily to show that you've done that too.
most of climaxing depends on mood and setting. I've found that relaxed and fun can overcome most problems. Most folk are too intent on doing it 'right'. There is no 'right' only enjoyable.
When your partner is soley concerned with gaining as much pleasure for themselves as possible, I find it turns me on. That might sound wierd or selfish but think about it. If the person you're with seems to be enjoying themselves immensly it makes you feel that you're doing everything right.
This makes you relax and focus more on the rewards than the act. A few times when my partner has been solely concerned on making me cum, I find it a bit of a pressure and it makes it take longer.
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, but most times I justs sits." - Me.
<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.go.to/personguy >
<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.go.to/personguy >
I talk VERY openly about masturbation with my guy&girl friends although i choose not to discuss my own or my friends habits on an impersonal message board because i find that concept vulger. i just think if you are gonna
post stereotypes here you should at least talk to an actual chick and get some goddamed
insight!
for shame!not really i just always wanted to end
a post with 'for shame!'
< www.slapmahfro.net >
ya know ya wanna slap it ...
"The causes we know everything about depend on the causes we know nothing about, which depend on the causes we know absolutely nothing about."- Tom Stoppard
<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.go.to/personguy >
how many of the girls here read romance novels? and do you consider it porn?
this is one of the coolest BBS societies I've come across yet. Totally open to debate anything. My god you're so victorian. Head on over to the stilproject.com while you're at it and chat with stile's new friend David McNamara.
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, but most times I justs sits." - Me.
People ask me to fix
their computer. I do in
5 seconds. They say "You
think your good don't
you". I say "I know I'm
good". People always ask
stupid questions.
quote:
Originally posted by SpyderDove:
Oh my god you guys are pathetic! I can't belive how some of U talk about chicks' masturbating habits (btw i haven't seen ONE chick's post so far besides mine)
I talk VERY openly about masturbation with my guy&girl friends although i choose not to discuss my own or my friends habits on an impersonal message board because i find that concept vulger. i just think if you are gonna
post stereotypes here you should at least talk to an actual chick and get some goddamed
insight! for shame!not really i just always wanted to end a post with 'for shame!'
PEBKAC: Problem exists between keyboard and chair.
You said it all Rig
good on ya
"The causes we know everything about depend on the causes we know nothing about, which depend on the causes we know absolutely nothing about."- Tom Stoppard
/scratches head
<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.go.to/personguy >
Just your generic meaningless signature. Mix with 2 quarts water and stir till evenly coated.
quote:
Originally posted by SpyderDove:
(i haven't seen ONE chick's post so far besides mine)...i just think if you are gonna
post stereotypes here you should at least talk to an actual chick and get some goddamed
insight!
PEBKAC: Problem exists between keyboard and chair.
Hehe, but seriously, I do get you point. I try to stay as open as possible, because
1) Nobody knows who I am (sort of)
2) It would be boring to go, "I'M NOT TELLING!" in every forum
3) Everybody else is, so it's not like you're going to stick out as the one weirdo
<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >
< http://www.joecartoon.com/new/monkeylooker.html >
kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa
quote:
Originally posted by smartsnake:
Here is a link for all you sick bastards
< http://www.joecartoon.com/new/monkeylooker.html >
I hate you, SmartSnake. I don't want to see testicles splattered on my screen!
astroglide crisco saliva vasaleen s0ap dry
<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >
damn i love being a chick.
kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy.' - steve martin
Trying to figure out what to do with my new domain : < www.rabid-wolf.com >
Lead (only) developer of Data-Admin: < http://dadmin.sourceforge.net >
quote:
Originally posted by Alarion:
Soap? Are you nuts? Have you ever gotten soap in yer penis before?quote:
shouldn't this be in the sex forum?
jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >
quote:
Originally posted by Naif:
It's been three days and so far there is only a mild loss of control.
Ok, just get your basic porno, whatever works the best for you, causes you the most arousal and just look at that the whole time. Also, use whatever hand method you want but no lube, that usually ruins it. Loosen your pants for lee-way if you need but do not take them off or your underwear and try to keep the room as warm as possible. Keeping these things in mind, just go for it. When you feel yourself get close slow down or stop. The sweat and pure heat keeps you slick down below, at least that's what I find. Another trick is, especially if you're on a computer, to do something else at the same time. I browse the web, download stuff, write and play video games. Go back and forth from porn to other stuff. This method should work to help you go longer. Using this method is sheer bliss when you finally do cum and it increases your ability to do it a second time.
quote:
Originally posted by eng_man:
Man, three (3!) whole days?
quote:
Originally posted by Naif:
Also, I was not circumsized (thank god)
Anywhooo, all you guys talk about methods but I don't see any girls talking about thier methods or anything. I don't really blame them, but I'm willing. I personally I like to be rubbed on my clitorous until I open up and then move onto going inside and just do that until I cum. That only takes me about 10 to 20 minutes, easy. My lovey likes her little titties played with before anything else. Sometimes she can cum just from that (wish I knew how) but otherwise she just likes a single finger down below afterwards. So that is us. Any questions?
My longest streak was 3 weeks to a month. But then like I lost control because I females were on the same planet.
<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >
<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >
quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
(DON'T DO IT! MY GPA SUFFERED GRATELY FOR IT!!)
The master has no need for money. And yet he sits and counts it. As a meditation.
-The Book of Cataclysm
kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin
but HUSTLER?!?!?!?!?
if anybody needs me, I'll be moving to PA...
kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin
/brain explodes
*whew*
<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >
My last girlfriend subscribes to Playboy. She's got a little bit of Lesbian tendancies, but she mostly reads the articles. I never fault anybody that gets playboy and says they read the articles.
The internet is a great place for finding nekkid pictures, Playboy rulez as a magazine. Why else would I have used a quote from Playboy in a high school debate as evidence?
The master has no need for money. And yet he sits and counts it. As a meditation.
-The Book of Cataclysm
Hope is the first step on the road to dissapointment.
{-o-} Raven
Starsiege tribes clan orb
Raven@postnuclear.net
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"I am jack's wasted life"
kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
Telnet - Reach out and finger someone
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
this thread is back aftoer 8 months so we can see some damn quote from woody allen that everybody's heard a thousand times before? joy.