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Topic: sorry to take on personguys...persona for a bit
started by: Dark Knight Bob

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Apr. 30 2001,18:56

but i've jsut had the mother fucker of all dumps and i'm talking nuclear waste stylee boys and gurls!

i was desperately holding it in cos i was in our libraries public toilets and had to wait about 5 mins for everyone to go. then it was earthquake time and with a richter scale of 7.9! i unleashed a horror beyond all horrors and we're talking farm yard manure style stinking.

to make matters worse a guy came in and went staright in to the cubicle i was just in and there was no soap!!!! so i had to endure 3 mins of boiling water to make sure those super bugs were well and truly nuked!

the moral of this story? NEVER and i mena NEVER mix your drinks and then go for a doner kebab. that shit er shits you up!

and this was from friday night ffs!

thankyou normal DKB viewing will now be resumed

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Posted by solid on Apr. 30 2001,20:48

... I just don't know what to do..

Relate? I can't. I mean wtf?

Comment? On what?

Flame? That'd be plain stupid...

Posted by G-PRIME on Apr. 30 2001,21:15

Nod, smile, and slowly back away.

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Apr. 30 2001,21:40

quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
and then go for a doner kebab.

Is that a homosexual innuendo?

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This message has been edited by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on May 01, 2001 at 04:42 PM

Posted by Dysorderia on Apr. 30 2001,21:58

quote:
Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
Is that a homosexual innuendo?

L33T, you dumbass, a doner kebab is something that is eaten.

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Posted by solid on Apr. 30 2001,23:01

boner kebabs?

Posted by Dysorderia on May 01 2001,00:07

quote:
Originally posted by solid:
boner kebabs?

LOL

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Posted by PersonGuy on May 01 2001,02:05

Thank gwad for toilets! Imagine if people just picked a corner and went!!!

I think we all need to have a moment of silence for our ansister who built the sewage system...

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Posted by DuSTman on May 01 2001,02:08

yeah, thank the lord for Thomas J Crapper.

Posted by Chrissy on May 01 2001,11:12

I've said it before and I'll say it again!

GROSSNESS!!!!!
:P

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