Forum: The Classroom
Topic: Food
started by: solid

Posted by solid on Apr. 29 2001,21:23
I'm having a sandwich.. so incredibly.. just MMMM man...
Ham slices, roasted chicken, fresh red ripe tomatoes, spring onions, hungarian salami, mozzorella cheese slices...

So I was wondering...

What would you consider sex for your stomach?


Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 29 2001,21:26
a freezie.. cool, and gives u brain freezes... (orgasm)

silver

This message has been edited by SiLVeR54 on April 30, 2001 at 04:27 PM


Posted by solid on Apr. 29 2001,22:45
There we go.. now I have to take an intense shit. Please excuse me.
Posted by whiskey@throttle on Apr. 29 2001,23:00
mango

the uberfruit.



Posted by Sithiee on Apr. 29 2001,23:31
a bacon mushroom melt from wendys, TOO BAD THAT SHITHEAD CANUCK GOT RID OF THEM!!!!!!

failing that, a subway club on white with mustard and black pepper usually hits the spot.

or a nice steak au poivre (i think thats spelled wrong.)


Posted by askheaves on Apr. 29 2001,23:34
I just had sex with my stomach.

A Johnsonville Cheddarwurst (fully cooked) on a french bun with melted grated cheese, Grey Poupon and a little Mesquite Bar-B-Que sauce.

By all logical means, I should be dead by now.


Oh, did you know that mayonaisse is bad for you? It's like 150 calories (all fat) in a spoonful. Jesus. I'm glad I only got into it about 2 months ago.


Posted by solid on Apr. 29 2001,23:46
Really? That's good, then! I need to load up on some pounds.. I'm pretty skinny.
Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 30 2001,00:47
amen, my friend, amen...
Posted by PersonGuy on Apr. 30 2001,01:51
I think I have mayonaissaphobia! It doesn't matter if I JUST bought it... I'm always afraid it's gone bad and that it'll make me REALLY sick!

I used to eat peanut butter right out of the jar though!

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Posted by Frosty on Apr. 30 2001,03:52
I have recently become addicted to Wendy's nuggets. I tried them out and found not only are they really good, but they also don't need any sauce. (unlike McD's) So for the last week i've had an average of 10/day...i had 15 on my way home from work tonight. And i'm a skinny dude. :-D
Posted by askheaves on Apr. 30 2001,04:28
Skinny goes away. Beer Gut takes some effort.
Posted by LiNeY on Apr. 30 2001,08:24
quote:
Originally posted by solid:

What would you consider sex for your stomach?

Chocolate. It sets free the same hormones as sex... Or even better... strawberries and chocolate.

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Apr. 30 2001,13:31
quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
Chocolate. It sets free the same hormones as sex... Or even better... strawberries and chocolate.


in order to use chocolate as sex hormone (cant remember the fancy name for it) you have ot eat about a kilo of the stuff every minute


anywayz sex for my stomach:

big loads of brie in baguette

toasted tuna sandwhich

coco pops


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Posted by Vulu on Apr. 30 2001,13:38
...STRAWBERRIES...

C'mon...that is the ultimate! What's better than having your girlfriend feed you strawberries, then returning the favor by rubbing her nipples with them? God, that was a night of hot sex...I digress.

Other good food:
Icecream
Meat lover's pizza
Mangos
Grapefruit


Posted by solid on Apr. 30 2001,14:28
quote:
Originally posted by Vulu:
What's better than having your girlfriend feed you strawberries, then returning the favor by rubbing her nipples with them? God, that was a night of hot sex...I digress.

Bastard...
Hey I'd rather watch her eat .. well not exactly EAT.. ah you know what I'm talking about.


Posted by LiNeY on Apr. 30 2001,14:52
quote:
Originally posted by Vulu:
What's better than having your girlfriend feed you strawberries, then returning the favor by rubbing her nipples with them?

man you're giving me ideas... btw I remember that strawberries and whipped cream are said to taste VERY well together... *looking around for someone to feed strawberries... any volunteers?*

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Posted by solid on Apr. 30 2001,23:52
You never tried strawberries and whipped cream?

Get a big package of cool whip, fresh strawberries, blueberries, aaand... ... okay that's all I've got.

Btw, my geektabolism keeps me at 100lbs. Just to make your day.
Also because of what observer said..

And also, holding off and not eating for a while and then feasting tastes a whole lot better than just eating.

One example would be that sandwhich which I just HAD TO post about (above). I even annoyed my friend so much about it he was like "can we NOT talk about food?"


Posted by DuSTman on May 01 2001,00:07
Bah! Am I the boards only fat bastard?

Yeah, I have a real thing about meat paste sandwiches at the moment.


Posted by solid on May 01 2001,00:09
You know what's good? LOTS AND LOTS OF F---ING MEAT!!

GOD DAMN HELL ASS MEAT... steaks, dried and cured meats, salami, ham, turkey.. followed by a lot of salad.


Posted by j0eSmith on May 01 2001,00:46
You skinny, skinny freaks!! j/k
I wiegh(sp?) in at 170lbs @ 6'.

Foods, hrm.. Pizza, its all good. Oh, and chocolate truffle (i think thats what it is) Good god, that stuff is death on a plate.

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Posted by solid on May 01 2001,00:58
And sea food! Crab legs and fried shrimp! w00t!!
Posted by PersonGuy on May 01 2001,02:31
quote:
Originally posted by solid:
Btw, my geektabolism keeps me at 100lbs.
Also because of what observer said..

Yah... only like to get up to shave, shower, eat, pee, etc. when something is loading (ex: signing-on). If those moments don't come... I don't leave until I'm done! Anywaze... I'm at 115...

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Posted by RenegadeSnark on May 01 2001,02:38
+ Tony's frozen pizza.
+ Wendy's #3 combo. Katchup, mustard, cheese only. dr pepper as the drink. biggie sized
+ Subway footlong steak and cheese. lettuce, mayo, mustard
+ Chicken tacos
+ Tias. 3 crispy, beef tacos. Chips + salsa. Tortillas + queso
+ Schlotzkey's Deli (sp?) pepperoni pizza.

Oh my god I just gave myself the munchies.


Posted by Blain on May 01 2001,02:41
I just ate a 16 oz can of beans. No hamburgers, no franks, no anything. Just...beans.
If I don’t go home soon I think I'm going to starve to death.

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Posted by Frosty on May 01 2001,03:08
LOL, people. Maybe there's something about the EM radiation that makes you not gain weight. We should research and market this.
Posted by LiNeY on May 01 2001,03:32
quote:
Originally posted by Frosty:
LOL, people. Maybe there's something about the EM radiation that makes you not gain weight. We should research and market this.

No, we shouldn't! Imagine all the stupid chicks who'd come here just to loose weight... arrrrggggghhhhh!!!

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Posted by Frosty on May 01 2001,03:49
Maybe they'd un-stupid?

Ahahahahahahahahahaha, lets all have a good laugh at that one.

I hate humans. :-\


Posted by SiLVeR54 on May 01 2001,03:54
i weigh in @ 135 lbs, and i'm 5'6" (maybe a little more)
i LOOOOVE SEAFUD! OMFG! i'm heading off to red lobster!

silver


Posted by askheaves on May 01 2001,04:31
I'm a good ol' 5'8" and 175lbs. But, I've weighed that for a while now, even before my beer gut started creaping in. I blame my muscles . I sink like a rock when I get into a pool.

God I wish I was buff.

(awaits 'dense' comments)


Posted by Frosty on May 01 2001,05:43
quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
Skinny goes away. Beer Gut takes some effort.

You'd think so, but after 4 years of sitting in front of this computer eating junk food, I still weigh 135lbs at 6'. Thank god for geektabolism.


Posted by LiNeY on May 01 2001,05:50
quote:
Originally posted by Frosty:
You'd think so, but after 4 years of sitting in front of this computer eating junk food, I still weigh 135lbs at 6'.

grrrr that's so mean! there's millions of (stupid) girls out there fighting against each ounce they weigh, and you just stay skinny!
but honestly, I guess there's a thing about computers that makes people skinny. since I spend so much time in front of my comp, I've definitely lost weight. I think I will just take that as a fact and not inquire deeper into it... just be happy about it! *grabbing a big piece of chocolate and a bowl of strawberries*

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Posted by Observer on May 01 2001,05:54
Maybe it's sitting in front of the computer a lot that occupies your mind so you end up eating less. I know there are many times when I just forget to eat. (Not counting the times when I'm just flat broke.)

And now that the weather is finally getting nicer, my bike becomes my preferred method of transportation to work over walking.

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Posted by kixzor2 on May 01 2001,07:15
All I seem to want to eat at the moment is creamed corn on toast with cheese and paprika in the microwave for 1.25min.

Each year I go through my Porrige (oatmeal) stage, mostly in the middle of winter, all i want to eat is Porrige. Mmmmmm, with golden syrup and cinnamon on it. Yum yum.

And in summer, PEACHES! Wiggan's Peaches are best.


Posted by whiskey@throttle on May 01 2001,18:17
Damn, Jim...you sure are Marine-sized.

According to this weeks measurement, I am 5' 11.5", 155 lbs. Yee-haw.

I don't eat that much, but I sure do love food. I've kind of fallen into the "several small meals a day" plan rather than merely eating three big ones.

I don't excercise at a gym or anything. Most of my workouts come from intense skiing. I should probably join a gym though, seeing how all the snow is melting.

Man, I'm lazy.


Posted by jim on May 01 2001,18:24
quote:
Originally posted by whiskey@throttle:
Damn, Jim...you sure are Marine-sized.

Indeed...

Did you know that in the early days of the Marine Corps, that only people over 6' did tours in Okinawa Japan? The Marines wanted the Japanese to think that American Marines were Giants... :P

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Posted by Dysorderia on May 01 2001,23:39
My fellow Detnetters, you all have not a thing on me.

*is 5'11" and 250 pounds*

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Posted by Sithiee on May 02 2001,01:52
jim wins
Posted by Sithiee on May 02 2001,05:09
im like 5'6" and i weigh around 220. im not really that in shape, but im more in shape than most people think. well, not so much anymore, after football this winter, and everyone getting taken down by me, theyve realized im not just fat... ill probably do something about getting into shape soon...but i dunno about this geektabolism, i dont seem to have it...
Posted by jim on May 02 2001,05:17
6'5" and about 230... I've learned to love my little beer gut. *rubs the buddha*

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Posted by Frosty on May 02 2001,05:39
jim, are you really buddha?
Posted by Greasemonk on May 02 2001,10:24
quote:
Originally posted by Observer:
Maybe it's sitting in front of the computer a lot that occupies your mind so you end up eating less. I know there are many times when I just forget to eat. (Not counting the times when I'm just flat broke.)

And now that the weather is finally getting nicer, my bike becomes my preferred method of transportation to work over walking.



You got that right, back in 97 I would sit at my computer for 8 hours at a time playing quake 1 until 5-6am in the morning. I would eat about 1 meal a day, plus I was working on the night crew at a grocery store so my meals consisted of 7-11 snacks and stuff we would get before the store closed.

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Posted by Chrissy on May 02 2001,11:17
this topic went from food to weight- ugh

Well seeing as its the spring time Im back on the whole health kick!
Quit smoking
running
tennis (watching and playing)(Pat Rafter -YUMMY)
eating better
When I first got to college I didnt spend much time at my computer maybe thats why I gained weight :/ and for the last 4+ years Ive been trying to figure out how to get rid of it. I like to eat but I like to cook even more. I say never trust a skinny cook

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Posted by askheaves on May 02 2001,14:36
quote:
Originally posted by Chrissy:
eating better

Eating butter?


Posted by Dysorderia on May 02 2001,19:54
quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
jim wins

Only in the height department

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Posted by Sithiee on May 02 2001,22:43
how do we know youre not just some fat prick? (note, this does not say "HAVE A" fat prick, it is suggesting that maybe you ARE one.)
Posted by j0eSmith on May 02 2001,23:04
quote:
Originally posted by Dysorderia:
Only in the height department


And the fact that he's that heavy because of a good deal of muscle mass. Not roll upon roll of fat. That fact that you are the fattest fuckwad on these forums isn't generally a good point, Idiot.

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Posted by whiskey@throttle on May 02 2001,23:16
Just more of him to love, I guess.
Posted by solid on May 03 2001,02:38
163cm (5'8"?)
100 lbs


dammit 100 lbs.. what bollox


Posted by RenegadeSnark on May 03 2001,02:49
6'1... 170lbs

I want to quit smoking, but it's been useful to quell my appetite... gah decisions decisions.


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