Forum: The Classroom
Topic: Fuck them in their stupid asses
started by: LazyGit

Posted by Hellraiser on Dec. 09 2001,01:11
Kevin Smith rocks my world!!! That dude knows whats really funny. My favorite so far is Dogma because of its irreligious look at the stupidity of religion.

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"This above all: to thine own self be true."
- William Shakespeare.


Posted by DeadAnztac on Dec. 09 2001,01:56
Hrmph. Religion, see the cat? See the cradle?

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~Anztac [ Pertinaciously disconsolate ]


Posted by LazyGit on Dec. 09 2001,05:51
I saw Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on Friday night (I then went and saw SpyGame for free afterwards because I'm a sneaky bastard) and I must say that it KFAs.

I thinks there's a piss yourself every two minutes factor to this film which I think surpasses the South Park movie and possibly even Mallrats. I've seen all of Smith's other films and I've loved them all (even though Chasing Amy was a little bit poo) and I even saw Good Will Hunting. I think this may actually be biasing my opinion though because there are so many fucking nods towards his other films and jokes that you wouldn't really get unless you'd seen them.

There's a whole world of new sayings and phrases that I have at my disposal now. Observe, I can even use them in a sentence:
"Hey, Boobookittyfuck, fancy a Dooby Snack?"

The two people I saw the film with thought it was a tad on the shit side though. The girl hated it, she was bitter that there were a bunch of good actors in it doing stupid stuff and the guy is a massive creep because he was laughing just as much as me but fancies the pants of the girl so he said he preferred SpyGame (which was a big pointless bag of wank).

Am I behind the times here or has anyone else seen and loved this film? Actually, is there anyone else here who's a big fan of Kevin Smith, I think kuru is. But basically, if you aren't a fan you should watch some of his films and then you'll love him, his kind of humour is bound to work on people that come to detnet.

Anyway, as I'm at university I think it's time to drink shome beersh and shmoke shome weed.
bung

This message has been edited by LazyGit on December 09, 2001 at 12:53 PM


Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Dec. 10 2001,10:13
i dont think dogma was saying religion is stupid just more trying to show how religion is misunderstood by a lot of people who "think" they're being religious when they're not i though it was damn good film anyhow an dmallrats kicks ass as well

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PETER YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS!!!


Posted by TheTaxMan on Dec. 10 2001,11:21
Oh the irony!

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quote:
And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like . . . ow . . . ound . . . round . . . ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.



Posted by kai on Dec. 10 2001,22:15
quote:
Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
Hrmph. Religion, see the cat? See the cradle?


see the silver spoon?


Posted by Wiley on Dec. 10 2001,22:18
Little Boy Blue and the Man in the Moon
Posted by miNus on Dec. 10 2001,23:27
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.


Posted by DeadAnztac on Dec. 11 2001,01:18
Actually, I was quoting Cat's Cradle, by Vonnegut, not Cat's in the Cradle by Harry Chapin, nor whatever-the-fuck miNus just quoted there.

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~Anztac [ Pertinaciously disconsolate ]


Posted by Rhydant on Dec. 11 2001,17:25
the best part in the movie is where the inviormentalist guy (the dude from snl) is running around firing his pistol aimlessly.
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
i laughed for weeks.

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Screw this crap, I've had it. I ain't no Mr. Cool.
< =rwa= >


Posted by Cyrino on Dec. 12 2001,00:53
Shit beans! That was them, wasn't it?

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Posted by Magnolia-Fan:

Bluntman & Chronic is the worst comic I ever read. Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters. A couple of stoners who spout dumb-ass catch-phrases like a third rate 'Cheech and Chong' or 'Bill and Ted'. Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses.

www.moviepoopshoot.com


Posted by [liquid] meta on Dec. 12 2001,01:43
the clit scene was good...very very good.
Posted by miNus on Dec. 12 2001,03:12
quote:
Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
Actually, I was quoting Cat's Cradle, by Vonnegut, not Cat's in the Cradle by Harry Chapin, nor whatever-the-fuck miNus just quoted there.


LOL, I dunno what teh fukc I posted either. - actually it was uhm, Stealer's Wheel - Stuck in the middle with you.

I should have caught the Cat's Cradle reference though... an amazing book. Not many people have read the damn thing though... it's too fscking wierd I guess

This message has been edited by miNus on December 12, 2001 at 10:14 PM


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