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Topic: My ice cream is too cold
started by: askheaves

Posted by askheaves on Apr. 24 2001,06:37

I'll be god damned. Did you know that Ice Cream can be too cold? Like, it's all brittle and flakey, and not rich and creamy.

FYI: I'm eating Breyers Mint Chocolate Chip out of the semi-oblong-round container... God damn it's still good.

Posted by Neophyre on Apr. 24 2001,12:24

when i was 10 i ate a whole tub of ice cream.

unknown to me, it was my parents alcoholic ice cream.

i spent the whole night throwing up.

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Apr. 24 2001,12:25

When I was 10 I kicked this kid in the balls real hard and made him throw up.

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Decaffinated coffee is like unleaded fuel, it tastes like shit.

Posted by whiskey@throttle on Apr. 24 2001,12:53

Has anyone heard of the Vermonster?

Posted by fire_502 on Apr. 24 2001,13:58

i didn't know they made alcoholic ice cream...how would that even work if the alcohol doesn't freeze?

Posted by solid on Apr. 24 2001,23:27

... well it's true, you can have too-cold ice cream.

Like he said, flakey and then its like trying to scrape asphalt off when you wanna scoop it.

Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 24 2001,23:48

fuck that

*gets up and walks to Baskin Robin's*

silver

Posted by j0eSmith on Apr. 25 2001,01:18

They HAVE alcoholic ice cream?! Hrmm.... *brews an evil plot*

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

Posted by PersonGuy on Apr. 25 2001,02:03

quote:
Originally posted by j0eSmith:
*brews an evil plot*

WTF!? Is that something you say ALOT? I'm having massive deja vu on that phrase, but I searched and couldn't find it anywhere else... hrm...

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Posted by j0eSmith on Apr. 25 2001,02:10

While not that exactly, I do have a tendancy to say things quiet similar a lot, so rest your mind, theres is nothing wrong here, move along and all will be fine..

*muffled evil laughter*

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

Posted by Rhydant on Apr. 25 2001,02:47

thats like askheaves saying "Seek Therapy." trademark!
btw, breyers sucks balls because it taste really fuckin bad. i like the generic store-bought brand. Neopolitent (sp?) is the best. chocolate, vanilla and strawberry.... cont go wrong with that.

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...when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Posted by Cyrino on Apr. 25 2001,19:24

The best by far is Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.

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They have cats in the future?

Posted by melk0r on Apr. 25 2001,21:50

ben & jerry's

chunky munkey.
i dont even know if thats how they smell monkey. but anything banana flavored it A-OK in my book.

Posted by Rhydant on Apr. 25 2001,22:36

oooooo... cookie dough...

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...when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
-- Friedrich Nietzsche