Forum: The Classroom
Topic: alright you greedy lil bastards ...
started by: Nikita
Posted by Nikita on Dec. 04 2001,13:31
What's topping your wish list for Christmas? Cool stuff? Peace on earth? World domination? Any guesses as to what's soon to be sitting under the tree? (sniper air rifle woo!)

Also:
What to get for a guy? (help me out!)

Posted by WillyPete on Dec. 04 2001,13:54
For me? Bluebird days followed by powder softly falling through the night.
I'm off to LesArcs for 2 weeks from Dec 22nd.

For your guy?
Wrap yourself up in a big ribbon on Christmas eve and ask him to come on over if he wants to unwrap his presents early.

Posted by CatKnight on Dec. 04 2001,14:12
I could see that happening...

I'm gettin that 17" lcd b00tar

Posted by Wiley on Dec. 04 2001,16:28
quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
What to get for a guy? (help me out!)

This is where you girls get off easy. All you need is a bow to put on your head ...and maybe some stockings. My gf wants something to match her ring. DeBeers should change their slogan to "How else can two months salary last for a few months until she asks for more jewlery"!

Posted by DeadAnztac on Dec. 04 2001,18:02
"'Cause there was no Santa Claus in the Bible, what would it have been like:

HO HO HO!
Ho Ho HO! Baby Jesus!
And what would you like for christmas baby Jesus?

Peace on Earth and good will towards men.

Well... What about a Clock work Train?

Oh... well screw peace on Earth..."

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Posted by Spydir on Dec. 04 2001,19:49
I generally don't like the idea of fat men who break into my house and steal all my milk and cookies, but this year the fatass damned well better bring me:

1. A working dsl modem - that's right bitch. I'm fucking sick of windows. GIVE ME MY FUCKING LINUX!
2. upgrade my webhost - need more space for my < l33t techno shiznit > </shameless self promotion>
3. Booty - come on now. I need a damned girlfriend... Or atleast a one night stand. Something to remember, dammit.

I'm planning on using my xmas cash from relatives to buy a psychopathic hatchman necklace... gotta rep up my criz-ew (Does that really piss you off Rhydant?). If santa decides on giving me one, then the money's gonna go to a bunch of cd's. or a hooker, if i don't get my third thing...

One of the few good things about living with your parents happens on christmas day. And no, CK, it's not when your uncle anally rapes you. That's just in your family.

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Posted by miNus on Dec. 04 2001,23:22
quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
What's topping your wish list for Christmas?

1. Nikita and/or LiNeY and/or Pickle Therapy Lady and/or kuru and/or Dark Angel.
2. Snow (it was 70 degrees again here today).
3. See #1.

Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Dec. 04 2001,23:51
well...since I already have my 2 front teeth, I would REAAALLYYY like a Kodak DX3600 digi cam.
On the more unrealistic side, land out of the damned city w/my house built on it.
And since miNus is passing out kindness, I don't have to ask for much more of that. Thank you dear
Posted by blanalex on Dec. 04 2001,23:52
A girlfriend!!!

But unless it's an inflatable one (which i don't want), i doubt she would fit under the tree.

Aside from that, a small collection of beers, not to get drunk but to taste them. That's all i think of right now...

For my sister, i bought an iPod. I've been using in for about 2 weeks and it's really good and useful, but a bit expensive. If she don't like it (which I doubt), I'll like it for her

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Posted by aventari on Dec. 05 2001,03:33
food..
Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Dec. 05 2001,05:09
Under the tree will be a 2 piece leather fire/crash suit. Since the 21st is my 21st birthday Im hoping for Schlitz, MD2020 and St. Ives, oh my. Maybe some Steele Reserve or some beast?

Nikita, buy him some whipcream and stawberries. Tell him you'll help him "eat" them.

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AHHHH cobras ahhh ahhhh ahh cooooobraaaass cooobraass ahh -homer

Posted by TheTaxMan on Dec. 05 2001,05:10
Hah. And besides, paying for college lasts forever. But, how can you expect someone who sells diamonds to understand nontangible things?

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quote:
And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like . . . ow . . . ound . . . round . . . ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.

Posted by Observer on Dec. 05 2001,05:14
And if you are looking to give him a tangible gift, I have two words for you: cordless drill. A guy can never have too many of those.

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When 1337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate."

Posted by Non on Dec. 05 2001,08:59
A sack of coal.
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Dec. 05 2001,09:19
ooh i remember the days when everyone had keys to each others houses and the locks were made of paper.

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PETER YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS!!!

Posted by Wiley on Dec. 05 2001,11:52
quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
ooh i remember the days when everyone had keys to each others houses and the locks were made of paper.

Yeah, I remember tearing the lock off of Dark Knight Bob's house and stealing all his stuff. Those were the days. I think I still have his Atari 2600 around here somewhere.

Posted by Nikita on Dec. 05 2001,15:50
I want:

- a white christmas ...
- a car
- to go to Spain ... hell, tour europe again!
- enough money to live off the interest
- sweet lovin' (viva la resis ... oooh baby)
- a nice, happy family ... no more bickering
- hot, acid coated, spiked pokers with multiple reverse hooks up the asses of the constipated motherfuckers who have wronged me, loved ones, and friends.

Sorry, just feeling very crummy. *sigh* Not like I'm asking for the world in a pink handbasket ...

- a hug.

I'll get him a set of handcuffs (?) since he won't leave mine alone ...

- to be able to trust again?

- THE EASTER BUNNY ROASTING NEXT TO THE CHESTNUTS ON AN OPEN FIRE AAAHAHHAHA!

Posted by miNus on Dec. 05 2001,22:57
So am I going to be getting my Christmas wish this year?
Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Dec. 05 2001,23:50
miNus, I sure hope 1 of the girls that is on your wish list isn't taken and can grant your wish. I regret to say that I can't be your Santa since I already have a beautiful eyed, dark haired hunk who wears the ring to match mine. I don't see how you don't already have a sweetie though. You really are a doll.

I forgot to add my 2cents about guy shopping.
I can feel your pain about not knowing what to get him but from my observations, I have to agree w/the power tool suggestion. Guys love anything hardware related (that can go in the direction of construction or PCs if he's a geeky-boy). If neither are his flavor, you might think about going for sound, music, or if you are planning on shelling out mega dough, stereo/car stereo equipment. If in ABSOLUTE doubt, buy him clothes since most guys detest shopping but still require clothing.
Good luck chickie.

This message has been edited by Pickle Therapy Lady on December 06, 2001 at 06:54 PM

Posted by DeadAnztac on Dec. 06 2001,00:02
Well... The cloathes thing... unless he's flashy dresser, just get him like, essential shit. 'Cause he probably really won't like what you try to fit him in... and like she said, most of us hate shopping, yet still need cloathes

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Posted by Vigilante on Dec. 06 2001,00:17
I've worn the same set of socks for a decade.
Posted by smartsnake on Dec. 06 2001,00:38
Yea a girlfriend would be nice or to spend some time with one of my best friends who I can never be with cuz she lives too far away

Other then that cd's

Posted by EvrythngSux0rs on Dec. 06 2001,01:11
I am getting my boyfriend cologne, a very expensive pillow, a DVD, Simpsons stuff, and other little things like mind puzzles and books. Just a few ideas for you guys. For valentines day im getting him bbq tools.

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"Mmmm..donuts..."

Posted by CatKnight on Dec. 06 2001,01:56
b00tar.

Posted by Observer on Dec. 06 2001,02:36
By "expensive pillow" do you mean one of those specially-designed pillows for correct sleeping?

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When 1337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate."

Posted by DeadAnztac on Dec. 06 2001,02:44
b00tar.

Posted by miNus on Dec. 06 2001,02:48
Hahaha!

Upon closer inspection, that's not gay porn.

I guess I'll have to change my english thesis now.

Posted by Vigilante on Dec. 06 2001,03:08
KDS blows.
Posted by CatKnight on Dec. 06 2001,03:42
wow I didn't even realize what that was at first. terrific job on the photoshot editing!

btw vigilante,

b00tar?

do you think AOC is better? i havn't decided which one to get.

Posted by veistran on Dec. 06 2001,04:57

so sexy

Posted by miNus on Dec. 06 2001,09:01
I agree. If you're gonna get a LCD, you don't want to go with a cheapy one. Philips' are nice, we have two 15"ers at work, they run at 1024x728 which is actually pretty decent.
Posted by Wolfguard on Dec. 06 2001,10:00
All i want is world peace.


World peace via an apocalyptic war lead by me that leaves me as king.

Not asking for much. Who wants to get together x-mas eve, get hammered, and kickstart the apocalypse?

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Dec. 06 2001,11:02
quote:
Originally posted by Wolfguard:
Who wants to get together x-mas eve, get hammered, and kickstart the apocalypse?

Man, I did that last year.

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AHHHH cobras ahhh ahhhh ahh cooooobraaaass cooobraass ahh -homer

Posted by Nikita on Dec. 06 2001,12:58
Yea, he's a geeky engineer, but I guess he's well *ahem* equipped b/c he doesn't compensate w/ power tools (there goes a few gift ideas, sigh)

He's (in his own words) "dead sexy" and dresses well ... and he likes to shop and buys his own clothes ... (Damn)

I'm seriously drawing a blank. Ah fuck this, I'll just wrap myself up in fiesta colors saran wrap, tie a bow over my privvies, and sit under the tree.

quote:
Originally posted by Wolfguard:
Not asking for much. Who wants to get together x-mas eve, get hammered, and kickstart the apocalypse?

How about new year's eve? I think I'm avoiding the fam this year.

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Dec. 06 2001,13:06
i feel like taking over a small island in the south pacific just for a laugh any one in?

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PETER YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS!!!

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Dec. 06 2001,13:10
You're 60 years too late.
Posted by CatKnight on Dec. 06 2001,15:18
lol nikita are you actually gonna go through with that?

... i can picture you doing that on second thought

Posted by pengu1nn on Dec. 06 2001,16:21
quote:
Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
Under the tree will be a 2 piece leather fire/crash suit. Since the 21st is my 21st birthday Im hoping for Schlitz, MD2020 and St. Ives, oh my. Maybe some Steele Reserve or some beast?

Nikita, buy him some whipcream and stawberries. Tell him you'll help him "eat" them.

the 21st is my 21st too. i don't drink so i don't really care other than i can now goto jail if someone under age is drinking around me (everyone i know).

Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Dec. 06 2001,17:17
quote:
Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
b00tar.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
IT'S GOATSE MAN IN ALL HIS ANAL GLORY!
good show!

Posted by ASCIIMan on Dec. 06 2001,17:39
Posted by askheaves on Dec. 06 2001,21:41
All I want is financial security. I asked my mom for it for christmas, but i don't think i'm getting it.

I also asked for a new TV, since mine likes to whistle at me from the tube. Would also like new speakers to match my nice stereo.

However, none of this stuff fits on the plane, so I need to think of a better option. Can you believe I actually checked a set of cutlery last year on an airplane? Unbelievable.

Posted by miNus on Dec. 06 2001,21:48
But that's because no one reads your posts, Rhydant

quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:

a dvd-decoder card

I think I have a creative DXR2 card sitting around my house somewhere. I dunno if it works with anything other than creative DVD drives though...

Posted by Rhydant on Dec. 06 2001,22:56
and thats why you replied, isnt it minus? jackass.
Posted by miNus on Dec. 06 2001,23:28
...

If I can find it you can have it for the price of shipping...

edit: Jackass.

This message has been edited by miNus on December 07, 2001 at 06:28 PM

Posted by Rhydant on Dec. 07 2001,02:36
Deal. and you can have..... uhm.... a christmas card.

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Posted by Rhydant on Dec. 07 2001,05:35
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i do believe i already made this topic....

but while were at it:
< this. >
a dvd-decoder card
some socks.
lots of mints.
the other 2 lord of the rings books.
things from the discovery store.
Golden Sun

that just aboot covers it.

This message has been edited by Rhydant on December 07, 2001 at 05:58 PM

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