Topic: If you could be a superhero or an evil villain...
started by: whiskey@throttle
STRICT RULES TO FOLLOW!!!
- You must create the character yourself.
- You must use MS Paint to render your character. (keep the jpegs small for dial-ups). Add effects with photoshop if need be, but the base must be done in Paint. This will increase the humor factor 994783\%
- Have fun.
- Make many.
As for me...
I’d be Monosodium Glutamate Man.
I’m an ill-tempered bad guy.
My sole purpose will be to provide a tasty salt substitute to the masses.
Helping me in my goal would be Cup O’ Sidekick and Moo Goo Gai Boy.
I’d sneak through alleys and gutters my giant salt suit, impervious to mold.
I’d be able to raise your sodium level to unhealthy levels with a mere stare.
Careful, or I’ll zap you with my stomach cancer rifle.
I’d fly the Monosodium Gluta-copter.
My arch-enemy would be the NitroGlycerin Avenger.
“I’m inexpensive, and I’m killing your children.”
edit: fuck
more editing: poor grammar abound
This message has been edited by whiskey@throttle on April 24, 2001 at 09:32 PM
I'm fairly neutral...maybe slightly evil....
I stare at your ass, guy.
my sidekick would be "de-pantsing guy"
my abilities include staring at your ass, and x-ray vision, in case de-pantsing guy is unavailable
my weapon is a blackjack, if you walk a way too fast, i blackjack you so i can keep staring at your ass.
i walk, the bus is too damn expensive...and the bus driver kicked my ass 
my arch nemesis is "nasty-heiny"
when i foil my enemies i yell "hahaha, i stared at your ass, and there wasnt jack shit you could do about it!"
This message has been edited by Sithiee on April 23, 2001 at 05:44 PM
Allegience: Bad guy! (charge=-1!)
Purpose: To convert all matter into strange matter!
Sidekick: Lambda Man!
Wears: positrons!
Abilities: The ability to break apart other hadrons and turn them into strange particles!
Special Weapon: gluons
Transportation: gravitons
Arch Nemisis: Proton (that goody-goody!)
Catch Phrase: I don't speak. I just annihilate.
Keep em coming!
Hmmm... I'll have to come up with a new one of MS Paint...
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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >
PERSONGUY!
>PERSONUY!
HE'S A LONE GUN MAN!
>WHAT RULES DOES HE PLAY BY?
HIS RULES!
>HIS RULES RULE!
HE'S GONNA ROCK YOUR WORLD!
</echo radio voice>
Hehe... I'll scan it an post later tonight! 
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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >
good or evil? what a question... good of course.
purpose: fight for truth and wisdom.
sidekick: the heroes of books long forgotten...
clothes: sunglasses and my old beloved leather coat... and a tight black dress underneath.
abilities: a big smile, and quoting books all over.
special weapon: like in that old James Bond movie... a machine gun hidden in a book.
transportation: a black BMW Z3.
arch nemesis: my school's library commander-in-chief
Catch Phrase: Read or Die!
pic: sorry, I dunno how to make and post one...
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I can resist everything except Temptation. - Oscar Wilde
Mr. Poop! (with the exclamation point)
Are you good or evil?
I'm just hired help, I work for who ever gives me the most cheddah.
What would be your purpose?
To dukie on people and get paid for it!
Who would be your sidekick?
Pee Boy (aviable for an extra fee, of course)
What would you wear?
petrified cat feces during the day, and fresh cow patties during the night
What would your defining abilities be?
... to poop. a lot... (when I'm constipated, I have to use some "Butt Mineral Oil(tm PG, Inc))
What special weapon would you use?
My ass. And mexican food. Lots of mexican food.
What type of transportation would you drive/fly?
I'd ride a pig. A brown pig.
Who would be your arch nemesis?
Dr. Toliet Paper and Super-Absorbent-DiaperMan
When I foil my enemies, I say...
BUAH-HAHAHAHA! I HAVE COMPLETED A BOWEL MOVEMENT IN YOUR LAP! BOW BEFORE ME, AND LICK MY HEMORIODS!
Post a pic of what you*d look like.
I can't! Monitor is messed up... hopefully in a couple days I can!!
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Net Syndrome - < http://netsyndrome.net/ >
Spydir Web - < http://netsyndrome.net/spydirweb/ >
(PS: Im invisible... Using magic keyboard that isnt invisible for this part...)
This message has been edited by SLATE on April 24, 2001 at 02:58 PM
Good/Evil?: Evil is such a weak word
Purpose: To terrorize halfwits
Sidekick: Solid (laughs manically in background)
Clothing: I always looked good in black spandex
Defining abilities:ability to be a merciless fuck 24/7
Special weapon: Who needs weapons when you can use power lines?
What type of transportation would you drive/fly? the bastardizer.
Who would be your arch nemesis? any halfwit that stumbles into my path.
When I foil my enemies, I say: Got milk?
*Edit* changed image from jpg to gif
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Telnet - Reach out and finger someone
This message has been edited by Dysorderia on April 24, 2001 at 05:36 PM
ok I guess it's time to admit, I've known dysorderia for some time now, hence the sidekick thing.
I think I'll go along with that and make a little jpg of my own...
all your base..
< http://solidwat.freewebsites.com/allhell.jpg >
click
if it doesnt show, press refresh.
quote:
Originally posted by solid:
b00 ya!all your base..
< http://solidwat.freewebsites.com/allhell.jpg >click
if it doesnt show, press refresh.
i just don't get it
woa, shit.. i've been trapped in this basement tied to a chair for the past 3 days! (stupid kidnappers, can't tie a stupid knot.. but they seem to use chains well)
*streches arms, and cracks knuckles*
i bet you can do a better drawing, solid. that wuz stupid.. and dull, and you can do better..........
(ah, its good to be back at my faithful detnet)
silver
dysorderia:
That looks more like a sad face than a confused guy...
edit: ah, black question marks...no good...
This message has been edited by whiskey@throttle on April 24, 2001 at 09:20 PM
Stuper Guy /< 1 >/ /< 2 >/ /< 3 >/
There's actually 7 pages in the first saga, but I haven't finnished putting the text in the last 4...
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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >
This message has been edited by PersonGuy on April 25, 2001 at 10:51 AM
I fight clowns.
quote:
Originally posted by whiskey@throttle:
solid:dysorderia:
Thanks Whiskey.
I aim to (or is that at)please
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Telnet - Reach out and finger someone
So Drunk White Boy
Would you be good or evil?
I'm just chillin' in my ride, fleein' 5-0
What would be your purpose?
To be the pimp daddy of all macks. And to waste those frontin' clowns. They're, all, walking around in big shoes, and trying to wax me with balloon animals. I HATE FRIGGIN BALOON ANIMALS!!!
Who would be your sidekick?
Anybody who wants a ride, and brings along a bag of smoke.
What would you wear?
Only the finest Abecrombie and Fitch or American Eagle shirts with the flyest cords... and my trademark hunting cap that I would wear when my dad and I would go pop a cap in pheasants.
What would your defining abilities be?
Be so cool, that suckers can't flee.
What special weapon would you use?
My custom Beretta 92FS with an Ernest Langdon trigger job Level Two so that suckers can't be poppin' fresh on me. I light that bitch up and empty my high-cap mags in a flash, and reload to keep the party flowin'.
What type of transportation would you drive/fly?
I will be riding in my custom 64 Thunderbird with 4 wheel hydrolics, a HYPE stereo yo, and bulletproof tints if I want some ass... when I save up enough allowance. Until then, I drive my dad's old 1987 Nissan Sentra... with my Alpine deck layin' out the tunes for the bitches I roll by.
Who would be your arch nemesis?
Those friggin' clowns, I told you, B! I hate those red noses and stupid big pants. Imma pop a cap in every polka-dot on their whole outfit, and blast that little-ass clown car they're always driving around. I could probably take out 15 of those motherfuckers with on drive-by.
When you foil your enemies, what phrase would you shout...
W3rd, Y0!!! You got sk00led by SDWB!!!
Post a pic of what you’d look like.
Peace!!!
This thread = funny.
w3rd yo!
Anywaze... here's < Stuper Guy page 4 > (the best one IMO) for those interested.
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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >
This message has been edited by PersonGuy on April 27, 2001 at 08:09 PM
asdj1'po4 5a4j3yh5usfj <- mashing the keyboard
too funny
Estrogen Woman
Would you be good or evil?
muahahaha
Who would be your sidekick?
Detnet chicks only need apply
What would you wear?
Clothes
What would your defining abilities be?
My magic estrogen emitter would have the ability to strengthen women and emasculate men simultaneously. My Cleavage could reduce any man into a begging puddle of hormones!
What special weapon would you use?
My brain machine. Intelligence on the spot. Used enough, it could save the world from AO-Hell and Apple!!
Who would be your arch nemesis?
Cover girl, Maybelline Girl, and n'sync
Edit: too many !!!! 
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"The problem with reality is the lack of background music."
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This message has been edited by Nene on April 29, 2001 at 12:54 PM