Forum: The Classroom
Topic: Oil in the brainicus!
started by: PersonGuy

Posted by PersonGuy on Apr. 22 2001,02:33
First of all, I have a confession to make. I really wasn't kiddnapped by midget. I send to Abaldabi him slowest possible dilivery (fishing boat) so it will proabably be another week before he gets there anyway. I made that up... here is the REAL story!

A while back I posted about a chick who cheated on me (can't find the thread). Back when I was getting some therapy I called her and apoligized for all the things I'd done wrong to her (various lying and insanity). That was about 6 months ago.

2 months ago she suprised me by calling! She said that she missed me an that things SHOULD have worked out and that it would be cool if we could get back together. We should move in to an appartment together and go to college (2 different ones). So then she asked if I'd come visit her (she lives in Montana).

After a few phone calls I bought a plain ticket and took off of work. I called her an told her the date an time my plane would arrive.

Over the month till the flight I did extra work on my hygene and wardrobe... I tried to call a few days before I left just to be sure all would good and couldn't get ahold of her. But I got on the plane anyway.

When I landed... she wasn't there. So I waited 30 minutes... then an hour... then I called then 4 hours... then I called... then 6 hours... then I called a taxi. I checked into a motel and called somewhere around hour 7.

ring, click
Hello, this is Jeep
Hi, she doesn't want to talk to you and I'd appriciate it if you don't call here anymore
Ok, thanks, bye
click

赭 plane
赠 motel
质 entertainment
๫ cold weather clothes
๖ food
ฮ taxi

WHAT THE FUCK!!! MY FLIGHT BACK IS 7 DAYS AWAY!!! DOES ANYBODY UNDERSTAND COMMITMENT!!! DOES ANYBODY UNDERSTAND HONESTY!!! SHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEESHHHHH!!!

Anyway, I wrote a nasty letter and sent it to her collage... never got a responce, but over the week I did something cool.
I gave myself, what I'm calling, a BRAIN ENEMA!

Basically I just chilled in this small town for a week and cleaned out all my thoughts. I did some reading, some meditating, and some thinking. And now that I'm back I feel refreshed and inspired to get stuff done.

Since I got back I've actually made 6 appointments, cleaned my room, cleaned my hard drive, transfered back-up data to CD, organized my important papers, and done a MILLION other things that I normally would have procrastinate on! Also I've cleaned most of the time-waisting crap out of my life!

Anyway, back to the chick, I barely even thought about her, cause I got over that in the first 6 hours and it was good to put all that to rest, cause if she ever calls again I'll just tell her to fuck off! And now I'll feel better about moving on to a new girlfriend and getting back into the dating game.

That's about it... but heres something I found out on my trip...

a) Home Alone was a GREAT movie and the sequels ruined the concept. Give it a chance!

b) The movie, "Oh God!," is one of the few examples of a creator that I could actually belive in! Check that out!

c) This doesn't have to do with anything, but here's a picture of the forien exchange teacher who used to live with me:
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d) You're supposed to shake V8 juice before you open it... I never noticed that before...

e) When you find some loose pubes in the bed and don't want the maid to see them after you leave, put them inbetween the pages of your favorite chapters in the bible on the night stand... FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

f) I listened to 27 CDs, but only masturbated 22 times... just an FYI

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

This message has been edited by PersonGuy on April 22, 2001 at 09:37 PM


Posted by Rhydant on Apr. 22 2001,02:51
what a bitch! you go all that way, spend al lthat money for NO PUSSY! what a rip off!

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...when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
-- Friedrich Nietzsche


Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 22 2001,02:53
thats funny, but also that sucked! i didn't see that coming! jeez..
quote:
赭 plane
赠 motel
质 entertainment
๫ cold weather clothes
๖ food
ฮ taxi


sounds like a mastercard commercial!

赭 plane
赠 motel
质 entertainment
๫ cold weather clothes
๖ food
ฮ taxi
being stood up by an ex girlfriend who cheated on you? ------ priceless

i'm glad you got to refresh your mind tho! i should do that someday! go try to meet an ex and get stood up, and then spend the week in a town i've never heard of! that'd keep me busy for a while!

gooooo pg!

silver


Posted by solid on Apr. 22 2001,03:13
i think ill do a toon for that mastercard commercial thing.. thanks silver
Posted by CatKnight on Apr. 22 2001,03:17
holy shit that is so fucking low. i really feel for ya personguy. who the fuck in their right mind would do some shit like that. that's total bullshit. i know i'm swearing a lot, and even though this didn't happen to me, and even though you said you got over it, totally irresponsible immature self centered disrespectful assholes like that totally piss me off.
Posted by solid on Apr. 22 2001,03:51
Allright, this one might come to some as a little mean, but know that this is not AT ALL out of ANY disrespect for PersonGuy. This is just something for laughs, solely intended for that.

"Poor PG Still owns you all." < http://solidwat.freewebsites.com/poorpgstillowns.jpg >

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Posted by solid on Apr. 22 2001,03:55
quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
totally irresponsible immature self centered disrespectful assholes like that totally piss me off.

same as above
my condolences pg.


Posted by cr0bar on Apr. 22 2001,03:56
PersonGuy, reading that was the most enjoyable thing I've done for two days. Not that I don't mourn your loss, etc, but you crack me up.
Posted by Neophyre on Apr. 22 2001,04:49
hey, PG, since the whole chick thing isn't workin out for ya, cr0 seems exactly your type.

lol

</not funny joke>

This message has been edited by Neophyre on April 22, 2001 at 11:50 PM


Posted by PersonGuy on Apr. 22 2001,13:10
LMAO at that toon, solid-man! I'm going to have to put that on my site too!

Hehe... I'm still into chicks. I just got to put a PA out for the NON-insane ones... and the "NON" is the MOST important part!

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >


Posted by Spydir Web on Apr. 22 2001,18:54
When I can actually do that, I want to. I mean just fly somewhere for a week, or atleast a weekend. I saw that in a episode of Fraiser. It seems like fun.

Just fly out to some random place... Kansas... make sure you got a "large" city (so you actually have stuff to do), and just chill the whole time.

I feel for ya man, that's BS. Like you could probably figure for above, that's cool you got stuff finished. Once you really figure that you got *A LOT* of time to do stuff, you can actually do quite a bit of stuff. Happened this past spring break for me

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Spydir Web - < http://netsyndrome.net/spydirweb/ >


Posted by solid on Apr. 22 2001,20:04
hey man come to toronto. bring some money with you and we'll sign you up for a little motel-like suite at my dads place- its rather nice.

big city! VERY HOT now that its summer (humidity from lake ontario).

as for touristy things to do here.. theres the cn tower, baseball and hockey games at the skydome and the maple leaf gardens (i dont watch hockey so i could care less), theres paramount canadas wonderland here, great amusement park, a playdium somewhere around.. good stuff.


Posted by PersonGuy on Apr. 23 2001,00:38
That would kick-ass if I could get a job just to go places and chill! Maybe if I ever start advertising on my site or something it could be possible... but right now I gotta save for college.

Man that pisses me off though, cause she's SUCH a super cool, smart, fun person... she's just too nutty I guess.

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >


Posted by solid on Apr. 23 2001,02:01
What's her name? Is it Joanne?

Hey by the way if you want a life like that, manipulate everyone untill you become some rish dude that has his own corporation, or deposit 15 million into the bank with a 10\% interest and there you go..


Posted by j0eSmith on Apr. 23 2001,02:24
quote:
Originally posted by Spydir Web:
Just fly out to some random place... Kansas... make sure you got a "large" city (so you actually have stuff to do), and just chill the whole time.

Hey, thats what I just finished doing!! Execpt I didn't get to fly down. Some of my InfoTech class went down to Vancouver for 4 days & 3 nights for DigiFest. It got horribly overbooked though, and we only got into about 1/2 to 2/3 of the sessinos we wanted to. So we got up at 7, spent 9-2 at the Fair, then we just got to do whatever the hell we wanted in Vancouver for the rest of the night, without any cerfew either! It was fucking hella sweet. So we basically got a semi-free trip down to Vancouver and basically got to do what ever the hell we wanted. Aagh, I didn't want to come back, I hate it here.

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass


Posted by PersonGuy on Apr. 23 2001,13:40
quote:
Originally posted by solid:
deposit 15 million into the bank with a 10\% interest

I could live off ฤ,000 a year from 2 million in the bank... wouldn't be able to travel though...

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >


Posted by CatKnight on Apr. 23 2001,14:26
um...personguy...\%10 of 2 million isn't ฤ,000, its 赨,000

reminds me of that joke from the simpsons where lisa passes up that big check from mr burns, and homer has like 10 heart attacks

CODE BLUE CODE BLUE


Posted by askheaves on Apr. 23 2001,14:27
Just for reference:

Ū,000,000 x .10 = 赨,000
赨,000 x .10 = ฤ,000

however, it's not likely that you'll get a steady 10\% return... closer to 4-5\% if you want to be constantly pulling it out... unless you had a good liquidation type cycle in which money could be leached out without affecting the principle.

IANAE : I am not an economist


Posted by solid on Apr. 23 2001,16:20
quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
CODE BLUE CODE BLUE

hehehehe


Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Apr. 23 2001,18:58
quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:

however, it's not likely that you'll get a steady 10\% return... closer to 4-5\% if you want to be constantly pulling it out... unless you had a good liquidation type cycle in which money could be leached out without affecting the principle.


Wouldnt it just be easier to rob a liquor store every week. I mean 贳 a week for doing 15 minutes worth of work isnt that bad. Just make sure you do it to the same store week after week and at exactly the same time. Its just good to be punctual with these things.

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Decaffinated coffee is like unleaded fuel, it tastes like shit.


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