Bart\/Solid: if ur sister was hot and you were adopted (and she was really hot) would ya
Bart\/Solid: that is if she wanted to
Bart\/Solid: cuz she was really hot
Bart\/Solid: (shes REALLY hot!)
PersonGuy: hmmm...
PersonGuy: The thing about that is...
Bart\/Solid: its like ... necrophilliac!! HAHAHAHAHA
Bart\/Solid: get it.. shes on fire! hahahahahahaha
PersonGuy: LMAO... GIVE ME A SECOND!
Bart\/Solid: and i think a necrophilliac is a person who has sex with people on fire! HAHA
Bart\/Solid: ok ok
Bart\/Solid: *starts to crack up in the background*
PersonGuy: I would want to... but it would be REALLY aquward living with her, ESPECILLY if we broke up... but probably yah, I'd do her
Bart\/Solid: hehehe
Bart\/Solid: *cracks up*
Bart\/Solid: HAHAHA how the hell do you do a person thats on fire.. OH I KNOW
Bart\/Solid: ILL MAKE A TOON OUT OF IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bart\/Solid: ok wait necrophilliac is a dead-person fucker
PersonGuy: ROFL! DO IT! DO IT!
Bart\/Solid: HAAHA
Bart\/Solid: ok a PYROphilliac

that was the icq log thing i talked with personguy, so now im making up a toon about it. be back in an hour.

comments, suggestions, lam0r flames? you know what to do.

also we (me and pg) want to know what YOU would do if you had a really hot sister. (never fear detnet chicks, a hot BROTHER for the ladies)

edit: missed a few lines thatd make the whole thing.. not make sense. thank you.

This message has been edited by solid on April 21, 2001 at 09:05 PM

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Originally posted by solid:

also we (me and pg) want to know what YOU would do if you had a really hot sister. (never fear detnet chicks, a hot BROTHER for the ladies)

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Or if you had a sister, "detnet chicks"... that would be even kinkier.. :P

Now, if i had a hot adopted sister, etc,
HELL YES
dude, sometimes the best pussy comes from the bedroom nextdoor.. (no, not my mom... my adopted hottie sister.....)

*disclaimer: i'd never do anyone with blood relations to me....

Necrophiliac- sex with dead people
Pyromaniac - obsessed with fire....

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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality

and pryophelliac = dead people have sex with obsessed fire?
im confused.

This message has been edited by melk0r on April 21, 2001 at 11:03 PM

Ergo, a pyrophylliac is a person that loves fire.

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"The theory of gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." - Einstein

Thus, a pyro-necro-bovi-philiac is a person who likes to have sex with flaming dead cows.

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That is all.

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Necesse est multos timeat quem multi timent.

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Originally posted by Prometheus:
Don't you guys know anything about roots? (And I'm not talking about graphs, you calc people...)
Necro = death
Pyro = fire
maniac = obsession
philiac = love (to put it mildly)

Thus, a pyro-necro-bovi-philiac is a person who likes to have sex with flaming dead cows.

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a pyro-necro-bovi-philiac would be a cow that loves fire and death, not a person that loves to fuck dead cows that are burning.

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If you prick us, do we not bleed?
If you tickle us, do we not laugh?
if you poison us, do we not die?
And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?

The Merchant of Venice, act 3, scene 1

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Originally posted by Gravity Preacher:
a pyro-necro-bovi-philiac would be a cow that loves fire and death, not a person that loves to fuck dead cows that are burning.

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/end of not funny joke

There is such a word as necrophile which is a person that fucks dead people. A pyrophile would presumably be someone who fucks fire. Ouch.

But who cares, I wouldn't mind seeing someone fucking a person on fire as long as it was realistic, all the videos I've got are clearly fake and I paid top wack for them.

No I would not fuck my sister, no matter how good looking she was. When I was younger I wondered what it would be like having Pamela Anderson (just as an example of someone must people want to screw) as your mother, would you still want to do her. Well, no you wouldn't because she brought you up.

Watch Bill n Ted though for Missy (I mean Mom) though. Hilarious.

My mate how ever is fucked up and so apparently is his Dad.

At his eighteenth birthday party, his good looking 24 year old sister was there and so were his 16 and 19 year old cousins, 1st and second respectively. The cousins were both damn fine, he fancied both of them. Especially the older one cos she's naughty, the younger one was just cute but he still wanted action. Everybody was saying how good looking the two cousins were, I thought they were OK and then I found out that they both wanted me bad. Erm, thoughts of threesomes did arise (or perhaps arouse) but I kind of got jumped by the older one.

This didn't impress my friend nor did the fact that the other cousin started moping because she saw me with the other cousin all night long.

Now then, his dad. My mates and me all watched the video of the party at a subsequent party to see me getting off with the older cousin because we all knew her and they all thought she was sexy and wanted her more than I did. It was whilst watching the video, recorded by my friend's Dad, that we realised something was wrong. His sister had got on a table and was doinga kind of lapdance, her Dad was filming up and dow her body and zooming in on all the good bits. My friend went very red and we pissed ourselves but not as much as when they saw me snogging the cousin.

Good luck with the vid, jsut don't amke it too big.
cheers

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Originally posted by SLATE:

shut up newbie
welcome to detnet

/end of not funny joke

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If you prick us, do we not bleed?
If you tickle us, do we not laugh?
if you poison us, do we not die?
And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?

The Merchant of Venice, act 3, scene 1

i wanna get some ideas here.. who thinks what is good and what isnt good..

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Originally posted by Prometheus:

Thus, a pyro-necro-bovi-philiac is a person who likes to have sex with flaming dead cows.

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maybe something to do with cows, solid?

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instructions:
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if it dont show up, press refresh (and reload for you f00|1sh netscapers

... personally, i didnt like it all that much. now if it were some crazy shit like personguy did (no, im not asking you to go light someone on fire and fuck em) THEN itd be funny.

silver

silver

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Originally posted by Gravity Preacher:
a pyro-necro-bovi-philiac would be a cow that loves fire and death, not a person that loves to fuck dead cows that are burning.

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I think you're wrong. A necro-bovi-philiac is different than a bovine necrophiliac, isn't it?

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Necesse est multos timeat quem multi timent.

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Originally posted by Prometheus:
I think you're wrong. A necro-bovi-philiac is different than a bovine necrophiliac, isn't it?

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WHO GIVES A SHIIIIIIIIT?!!!

not me. yeesh.

guy: "sure"

girl: "really? you used condoms to masterbate?"

guy: " oh, no. I thought you meant have I ever lied to my girlfriend."

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Christ...