Forum: The Classroom
Topic: KETCHUP
started by: melk0r
Posted by melk0r on Mar. 07 2001,22:34
i have decided that i will tell you a little about myself.. heh, whether you want to hear it or not. just tonight, i have decided i am most definitely physically addicted to ketchup. we go through a huge bottle like every two weeks. i eat it on eggs, bacon, sausage, and a lot of other breakfast food. (pancakes excluded) and i find myself eating it with every dinner. i even eat it on potato chips. the only more eccentric thing that i have heard of is eating it on chicken/turkey. like the backed kind. that is where i draw the line i guess. so what i'd like to know, am i freak  or are there other ketchup fiends out there?!------------------
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Posted by Jynx on Mar. 07 2001,22:43
Yer a freak, and you sound like my nephew--we got him a t-shirt that says, "I put ketchup on my ketchup."Blech...
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--Jynx I used to be a kleptomaniac, but then I took something for it.
Posted by melk0r on Mar. 07 2001,22:44
well a) fuck yeah, im a freak. b) can you send me a tee shirt like that? i am currently wearing one that says "i'd rather be masturbating" but these get old after a while. that sounds rather amusing.------------------
god has a HARD ON for marines - Full Metal Jacket
Posted by Cyrino on Mar. 08 2001,00:42
I am also a ketchup fan. I have it on French Fries, mashed potatoes, beef, eggs, hotdogs, hamburgers, etc.
My family has this idea that I am different or something...------------------
They have cats in the future?
Posted by solid on Mar. 08 2001,01:27
So you really didn't tell us about yourself, more like your diet and how ketchup is so involved in it.I hate ketchup it's only good with hamburgers.
Posted by melk0r on Mar. 08 2001,01:30
heh, sorry solid, i didnt know i meant so much to you. i will tell you this, i am effin sarcastic. that should be enough to explain my antics.------------------
god has a HARD ON for marines - Full Metal Jacket
Posted by aventari on Mar. 08 2001,01:41
..I put ketchup on my tacos
seriously
Posted by whiskey@throttle on Mar. 08 2001,01:47
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever read.(besides the spunk-on-a-cracker-then-we-eat-it thread)
Posted by melk0r on Mar. 08 2001,01:51
yes, ketchup is so disgusting it is up there with "soggy biscuit" thats why i just had to post it.
Posted by fire_502 on Mar. 08 2001,02:43
i love ketchup too. my brother used to eat it out of the bottle when he was little. that's a bit extreme, but to say the least, we are ketchup fans. have you heard how they are coming out with green ketchup? it's supposed to be like a spinach green color and come in an hourglass shaped bottle. it's aimed at kids, obviously. i read somewhere that over half the ketchup eaten in the US is eaten by kids. anyway, this new green ketchup will squeeze out in a stream thin enough for kids to draw with. (is there really enough room to draw on a hot dog?) and is fortified with extra vitamin C as an added incentive for parents to buy. i guess they picked green because that did the best with the kids in the test groups. i think it's gross though. i would much rather have had blue ketchup, but apparently that wasn't kitchen wise or something lame like that.
Posted by Neophyre on Mar. 08 2001,02:45
no, no, no, you've all got it wrong.its barbeque sauce that is king. i have it on just about anything.
spaghettic, lasagne, steak (mix bbq sauce with sour cream = yum) i could go on and on.
Posted by whiskey@throttle on Mar. 08 2001,02:50
No wonder you don't "feel right." You put barbaque sauce on lasagna.
Posted by whiskey@throttle on Mar. 08 2001,02:56
quote:
The good people at Heinz have apparently been watching "Double Dare" reruns on the Game Show Network. Yesterday, they announced that a new ketchup, to be released in October, will be bright green.Deb Magness, a Heinz spokesperson and joint professor of political theory and twelve-step programs at the New School, explained why kids in test groups have so adored green ketchup. "It's empowered them in a way that they have always desired but haven't had an opportunity, until now. It's a ketchup they can call their own." It's also a ketchup they can call EZ Squirt, named for the softer, curvaceous, Toilet Duck-esque bottle. And here's more ammunition for long-misunderstood genius Ronald Reagan: the ketchup will be fortified with Vitamin C. If that don't make it a vegetable, what does?
From: < Heinz invents "green ketchup" >
By Jason Tanz
July 10, 2000
Posted by fire_502 on Mar. 08 2001,02:59
ok, now i will never buy it thanks to the image of the "Toilet Duck-esque bottle". it's ketchup! don't talk about the friggen toilet duck bottle!
Posted by Sithiee on Mar. 08 2001,11:35
I REMEMBER DOUBLE DARE!!!!....man, back in the day, that show was fucking awesome....i guess i should start getting the gameshow network...i think that i like mustard (yellow, frenchs) the same way you all seem to enjoy ketchup...at roys, at the fixins bar, my burgers always contained about 1 part ketchup, 8 parts mustard....i cant get enough of the stuff. and yes, i do eat it straight out of the bottle, and sometimes packet at fast food restaurants...
Posted by Jynx on Mar. 08 2001,15:30
quote:
Originally posted by melk0r:
... b) can you send me a tee shirt like that? i am currently wearing one that says "i'd rather be masturbating" but these get old after a while. that sounds rather amusing.
< The Lighter Side > -- go to T-shirts, and choose the "Bizarre and Off-The-Wall" section. --J
Posted by melk0r on Mar. 09 2001,05:33
quote:
Originally posted by fire_502:
have you heard how they are coming out with green ketchup? it's supposed to be like a spinach green color and come in an hourglass shaped bottle.
yeah, they all ready have it here. i didnt like it at all. i even had my own taste test. it does taste kinda fake, and it turns my whole mouth green.  and yes, i am starting, bbq sauce is starting to become a new fetish with me also.
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