Topic: Stab!
started by: blanalex
If you can stab multiple times, go for the abdomen and try to pull your knife upwards, perhaps cut a hole in their chest right above the belly button, where the ribcage ends and where you are supposed to perform CPR. Make sure you stab with an upward motion, so that it pierces a lung or heart. Try to reach in the hole if possible and touch and squeeze their organs. That should hurt. A lot.
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~Anztac [ Pertinaciously disconsolate ]
why would you need to know this crap?
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Originally posted by Rhydant:
Creepy.
why would you need to know this crap?
Oh yeah, I knew I was forgetting to ask something...
Note to some: No, its just a weird coincidence. I swear. I don't care if you believe me or not.
The question is... why in the hell do you want to know this?
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WHERE'S THE MOUSEY??
WHERE'S THE MOUSEY??
WHERE'S THE MOUSEY??
Nobody ever suspects a knife in the skull...
All you need to do is get a good swing, and aim for the side of the skull, above the ear, or aim for the temples...It's fast, and little mess is sustained. You would need a big knife for the spleen - sternum thing, and it's messy...But the death is slow and painless...which is an added bonus...
--amygdala
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My whole life is an oxymoron...like, urban planning for gypsies...
Not cool.
Suicide is a coward's way out.
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For birth control, I like to rely on my personality...
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Originally posted by Non:
How, the hell, would you know? It's merely a choice.
He said that because people who commit suicide can't cope with their problems and choose to quit.
I agree with Beldurin. Some people say it takes a lot of balls to commit suicide, I say it takes more balls to sit down and deal with your problems.
But we'll keep this thread on topic... I'm just glad blanalex doesn't live near me...
What was that noise? Odd...
This message has been edited by miNus on November 30, 2001 at 03:43 AM
The Japanese view it as an honorable death, since it takes so much courage...
This message has been edited by chmod on November 30, 2001 at 04:22 AM
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~Anztac [ Pertinaciously disconsolate ]
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Originally posted by Rshias:
a) Going to kill someone.
b) Going to kill yourself.
c) Collecting information.
It's more morbid curiosity than anything else, so my answer is c), final answer
how much do i get Regis ?
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Originally posted by blanalex:
It's more morbid curiosity than anything else, so my answer is c), final answerhow much do i get Regis ?
A swift kick in the nuts and a knife from spleen to sternum.
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AHHHH cobras ahhh ahhhh ahh cooooobraaaass cooobraass ahh -homer
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Originally posted by Non:
[QUOTE]Suicide is a coward's way out.
How, the hell, would you know? It's merely a choice.[/QUOTE]
How would I know? Some of us have a fairly intimate knowledge with the subject. Enough said.
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For birth control, I like to rely on my personality...
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Originally posted by chmod:
The Japanese view it as an honorable death, since it takes so much courage...
I don't think any of us are from Japan. Besides, look at the Japanese now! Wait...
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And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like . . . ow . . . ound . . . round . . . ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.
it's incredibly difficult to block and defend from but in general you dont want to attack someone with a knife you need a big fuck off katana if they block it it goes through their arm and through them >:]
suicide is done traitionally in japan due to dishonour although in todays current times japan has developed to the idea that failure in work mostly is considered dishounarable hence them having the highest suicide count. the system has just got fucked beyond all belief where kids are killing each other simply because they arent doing as well as their peirs and therefore have no way to come out of school with the hope of getting a decent job.
anywayz back on topic slash to the inner thigh their is nothing outside of a hospital that will counter the pressure from the slashed artery on the inside of the thigh. if there isnt a hospital within 10 seconds of them they are pretty much dead as can be. And if you miss you hit the groin so you can kill them at your pleasure after that. Plus the fact that most people will try to back away from a knife to the groin through sheer fear. doing this is probably the worst thing you can do as it just means the attacker can come in for another strike. Pity i cant show you how to use an attackers knife against them without leaving any finger prints on the knife or wihtout the knife ever leaving their hand until its gone through about 3 major arteries thats a class technique.
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Woman has choked. Buy new woman.
That's enough for me!
I'm outta here, folks!
/me runs away whimpering
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My whole life is an oxymoron...like, urban planning for gypsies...
In the end, there really aren't many reasons in asking for this sort of information though.
a) Going to kill someone.
b) Going to kill yourself.
c) Collecting information.
All of these three would receive differt types of answers. Self defense tips for example would likely not use any of the forementioned methods.
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WHERE'S THE MOUSEY??
WHERE'S THE MOUSEY??
WHERE'S THE MOUSEY??
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Suicide is a coward's way out.
How, the hell, would you know? It's merely a choice.
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Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
You have to have some powerful will to commite seppuku (otherwise known as Hari Kiri.) This is when you take a cerimonial knife, stab yourself in the lowwer stomach area, pull up your stomach slowly, and slash to the left.
(will power) != (courage) | | (strength)
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Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
You have to have some powerful will to commite seppuku (otherwise known as Hari Kiri.) This is when you take a cerimonial knife, stab yourself in the lowwer stomach area, pull up your stomach slowly, and slash to the left.
Ouch! Your lunch is sure to fall out after all that. If it were me I would find a quicker way ..like an Amtrak to the head. Not much room for error there.
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Originally posted by Amygdala:
Piranhas with really-effective-local-anaesthetic-injecting teeth......
Painless, and real fast-like!
Plus, it's a cool added bonus to watch yourself being eaten in under two minutes, without feeling a thing, no?
Welcome to the world of the camel spider.
< a lovely wartime anecdote >
< pic of my buddy after a humorous battle with one, FOB Charlie, Gulf War 199something >
< closer >
This message has been edited by whiskey@throttle on December 01, 2001 at 12:09 PM
I've never seen one, and I hope I never do. I don't like spiders in general (some smaller ones I don't mind), but any spider that CHASES you... fuck, I'd just run and scream like a little girl, probably.
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Originally posted by Wiley:
If it were me I would find a quicker way
Piranhas......
Piranhas with really-effective-local-anaesthetic-injecting teeth......
Painless, and real fast-like!
Plus, it's a cool added bonus to watch yourself being eaten in under two minutes, without feeling a thing, no?
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My whole life is an oxymoron...like, urban planning for gypsies...
Edit: Just to be clear, if done correctly they should not be able to feel from the waist down, but they will be able to feel the rest of their body. In other words, they can move their arms, but not their legs. Since they're on their front, immobilizing them past their legs isn't hard, simply plant your foot on the small of their back.
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~Anztac [ Pertinaciously disconsolate ]
This message has been edited by DeadAnztac on December 01, 2001 at 12:49 PM
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~Anztac [ Pertinaciously disconsolate ]
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LiNeY Croft - Fridge Raider
Sledge-O-matic
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AHHHH cobras ahhh ahhhh ahh cooooobraaaass cooobraass ahh -homer
[EDIT]
answer: yes. I should have read the img properties first.
Oh well everyoen loves Gallagher so I will leave the pic.
This message has been edited by Non on December 04, 2001 at 05:52 PM
His brother ripped off his sledge-o-matic act and started doing it around the country. Some people never even knew the difference.
The true Gallagher is teh win!
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Whiskey said:
pic of my buddy after a humorous battle with one,
Your buddy is lucky to be alive.
Camel spider always wins.
This message has been edited by aventari on December 04, 2001 at 08:21 PM
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take a cerimonial knife, stab yourself in the lowwer stomach area, pull up your stomach slowly, and slash to the left.
usualy its so painfull that they have another knife to slit their throat in case they can't take the pain.
At first, I thought this picture could answer your question. Unfortunately, it seems to raise far more than it could ever hope to solve.
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Originally posted by whiskey@throttle:
I cannot even begin to conceive of hating anything with more passion than I do Gallagher.
How about camel spiders or zealots of any flavor?
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AHHHH cobras ahhh ahhhh ahh cooooobraaaass cooobraass ahh -homer