Forum: The Classroom
Topic: O MY GAWD
started by: PersonGuy
Posted by PersonGuy on Mar. 07 2001,11:35
This is the defintion of my dad:He calls me because he's in town out of no where. I pick him up at the air port. I change my covers so he can sleep in my bed while I go to work. He's here at 9:00 PM. The next morning at 8:30 AM I come home from work and take him to the air port. I get home and go to sleep. I wake up at 7:00 PM. I eat some "breakfast". I dink around on the puter till 11:00 PM. I decide to take a bathroom break. I lift the lid... and THERE IS A FLOATER IN THE TOILET!! IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THERE FOR MORE THAN 24 HOURS!! WTF!?!? ...thankyou... ------------------
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Posted by CatKnight on Mar. 07 2001,13:00
thanks for sharing that lovely tidbit.
Posted by SimplyModest on Mar. 07 2001,16:06
honestly.. i think that just made my day .. 
Posted by DeadAnztac on Mar. 07 2001,18:07
I spend all day with that horrid ass picture (the one of that guys bung-hole) stuck in my head and now this?? C'mon personguy! I'm dieing here!!!!This message has been edited by DeadAnztac on March 08, 2001 at 01:08 PM
Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 07 2001,18:48
most old men leave floaters i have discoverd, and they never replace the toilet paper when it runs out. Than one asks the qestion what did he whipe his asshole with if the toilet paper ran out?
Posted by askheaves on Mar. 07 2001,20:09
Old men rule in the public bathroom. They'll walk up the the toilet and with one hand, unzip their pants and whip it out through the hole. Then, they put both hands on their hips and lean WAY into the toilet. And they moan. It baffles me. I hope I never become old.
Posted by melk0r on Mar. 07 2001,22:07
thats funny, i was just thinking about my dad and i when i was little, and we used to piss at the same time. the saying was "big pee and little pee" now its just big pee and big pee. =>------------------
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Posted by Vulu on Mar. 07 2001,22:09
........EW?
Posted by solid on Mar. 07 2001,22:15
THANK GOD THIS PEPTO BISMAL WAS BESIDE ME!
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