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Topic: MY EXPERIMENT!!!!!!
started by: SLATE

Posted by SLATE on Mar. 05 2001,15:42

Hmm... I'm not exactly a stud.. or a great looking guy or anything.. BUT, there are hot chicks i want hehe.. Thats a given though.. Ok, so I'm thinking this.. I tell this girl that I want to use her for a psychological experiment.. I want her to go out with me for like 2-3 months.. and get her to want to continue the relationship after the 2-3 months... Hmmm.. I'm 17.. Shes 18.. I'm a junior, shes a senior.. What do you people think of this experiment?

Posted by askheaves on Mar. 05 2001,16:33

I think you'll probably get the bitch slapping of a life time. Complete with her grabbing your collar, and hitting you with both the front AND the back of her hand. Then, she may cry, "Where's my money, bitch!?!"

Then you can experiment with band-aids.

Posted by Wolfguard on Mar. 05 2001,16:42

you will need 2 things

a dixie cup and a fair size highball glass.

you will need the dixie cup to put your teeth in when she knocks them out.

and a highball glass is about the right size to keep false teeth in.

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Posted by solid on Mar. 05 2001,21:44

Buy her out.
lol

Posted by SLATE on Mar. 06 2001,02:01

syf0n, let me borrow your car
hehe
hmm no, im poor... and I want her to know its an experiment, so she'll be like, ok whatever, but then fall in love...
hmm
i dunno

Posted by Neophyre on Mar. 06 2001,02:37

This has to be one of the stupidiest things i've heard, and i'm sure the chick is gonna think the same, and then de-ball you.

Posted by justcozz on Mar. 06 2001,03:33

There are a few chicks that I would love, to go out with but this sounds dumb

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Posted by cr0bar on Mar. 06 2001,04:07

quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
I want her to know its an experiment, so she'll be like, ok whatever, but then fall in love...
hmm
i dunno

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no, but seriously....

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Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Mar. 06 2001,06:54

quote:
Originally posted by cr0bar:
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dude... horizontal scrolling is NOT cool...

This message has been edited by damien_s_lucifer on March 07, 2001 at 01:55 AM

Posted by fatbitch on Mar. 06 2001,09:54

has anyone else noticed that all cr0bar does is come in and pay out people's posts? just a thought

Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Mar. 06 2001,20:27

what? horizontal scrolling?!? what is YOUR resolution at?!?!?

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Posted by askheaves on Mar. 06 2001,21:54

Just another example of cr0's godlike abilities to magically change any post, anywhere, any time without a trace.

This post will self-destruct when cr0 sees it.

Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 07 2001,00:36

This sounds like a bad comedy romance movie with Freddy Prince jr. in it. ugh!!! bad very bad. Record it if it works, and send it to mtv. You could call it dumbass.

This message has been edited by ic0n0 on March 07, 2001 at 07:38 PM

Posted by solid on Mar. 07 2001,00:40

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Originally posted by askheaves:
This post will self-destruct when cr0 sees it.

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Ok I'll stop. But what ask said was truly a spur of the moment here for me.

Posted by PersonGuy on Mar. 07 2001,01:20

Hey, SLATE (good to see you back in the boards, BTW)...

You plan sucks. The reason why is that she will have no desire to go out with someone who is (from her perspective):
- in denyal
- treating her like an "experiment"
- bowing to her every comemade (so she won't dump you)

I think you need to just TELL HER how you feel! Got a story for yah...

There was this one chick I REALLY liked. So one day, I said, "Hi. You know, we've been good friends for quite a while. But I've started to realize that I REALLY like you. I know I'm not your type, but on some fantastical level, I imagine us having a story book relationship. Anyway, I don't expect you to understand why I would think it would work... but if you'll just go on a few dates with me, and give me a chance, things will work out. If you hate it, you can just tell me, and I'll never bug you about it again! So do you wanna go see a movie or something?"

Ok... so it wasn't that polishied... but I just laid down my cards, and she said she'd try it, and we ended up having a WONDERFUL 1 year relationship! (but it was ACTUALLY a 2 year relationship, and the second year sucked)

Just have some confidence and go for broke!

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Posted by SLATE on Mar. 09 2001,15:45

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Hey, SLATE (good to see you back in the boards, BTW)...

hehe finally, you caught on :P
umm Yeahm thats pretty cool, what happened to you, that is..
But, actually, i just had my Junior Prom last night, and the girl i went with, shes well, WOW.. yeah, and umm she has a guy and hes "hot" and he's bigger and stronger then me :P Anyways, so we went to it and i realized that I didn't just like her, I'm in love.. bleh, that sucks, doesn't it.. So, yeah, on her, i couldn't use your idea, cause i couldn't do that to her BF, cause him and i are kinda cool with each other, and i do't want to end relationships and shit. thats mean. Any advice pg? :P

SLATE

Posted by PersonGuy on Mar. 10 2001,00:35

ROFL!

Well that sucks! Definately don't mess with someone elses relationship... You need to do 2 things now:

1) Fart. AHAHAHAHAHAAAAaaaaa! Hehe, just kidding...

1) Change your focus from HER to YOU. Meaning... don't get involved around or between her current relationship. Start spending time working on yourself. Get a job, or lift weights, or play a sport, or get a hoby, or join a club, or spen 20 minutes a day on lathering up with lotion, or WHATEVER. Just do something extra that makes you a better person.

2) Check-out other chicks. Just settle for second best if you can. Having a girlfriend is PART of #1, because it tends to make you more desireable. And who knows... the OTHER chick my grow on you.

Sounds like crappy advice, but that's all I got. You're kind inbetween a rock and a hard place.

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Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Mar. 10 2001,04:59

personguy is right, slate... except I say let the girls come to you. When I was 16 I was madly in love with a girl who was my friend, but she didn't want to go out with me. One of the girls who was in my group of friends took pity on me and was always trying to make me feel better. We became good friends. She also liked me a lot, and told me so, and at the time I was so hung up on girl #1 that I didn't want to go out with girl #2 for fear of not being able to give her enough. It took almost a year, but without my even noticing it I fell madly in love with the second girl, who had also fallen madly in love with me. It was the happiest time of my life

Posted by whiskey@throttle on Mar. 10 2001,05:34

Just go up to her, whip your dick out, and say:

"I want you to wipe the Slate clean."

(of course, in your best Agent Smith voice)

edit: crap.

This message has been edited by whiskey@throttle on March 10, 2001 at 12:37 PM

Posted by SLATE on Mar. 10 2001,17:38

hmm...... Listen.. when i get the pics back, i'll post a few here for you guys..
then you'll see what im fuckin talking about...
Then you'd change your minds on what you said :P Trust me.....

SLATE

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