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Topic: TWIN TOWER CONSPIRACY REVEALED
started by: Cyclone

Posted by Cyclone on Sep. 26 2001,21:59

Okay...if this had already been said or done...ignore me. I haven;t seen it up here yet, so I thought I'd let everyone in on this conspiracy...

Alright. Load up Microshaft Works (Or Word...whatever word processer ye got)
and start a new document.
Here we go. Type Q33 (Q33 was one of the flights that hit the towers) then NY (New York for those who don't know...)
So...it looks like this:
Q33NY

Alright...highlight the typing, change the font to Wingdings...(It's at the bottom of the font list most likely)
HOLY GREAT GRAVY!
I heard about it from a friend...and geez it's not like the font came out sep. 12...
It's a conspiracy I tell you a CONSPIRACY
Just like the date was September 11...September (9th month) and 11th day...
Which ends up to be 9/11....911!

Thanks for tuning in...

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Posted by askheaves on Sep. 26 2001,22:04

Eep!

Posted by shifter on Sep. 26 2001,23:07

wow, fucktard, you really fall for coincidences. I'M SURE THE TERRORISTS PLANNED THEIR ATTACKS AROUND A WINGDINGS FONT!

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Posted by EvilGenius on Sep. 26 2001,23:12

some kid in my management class wouldn't fucking shut up about that... it's just proof that my beloved microsoft is the true evil of the world..

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Posted by spOon on Sep. 26 2001,23:21

quote:
Originally posted by shifter:
[b]I'M SURE THE TERRORISTS PLANNED THEIR ATTACKS AROUND A WINGDINGS FONT!
[/B]

HAHAHAHA! THANK YOU! SOme people just dont give up stupidity and its people and posts like that, that keep me going! The taleban hasn't probably ever heard of Microsoft word. You gave me something to post and laugh histaricly about. My thanks.

Posted by mqa on Sep. 27 2001,01:18

YOU=FULL OF SHIT!!! there was no flight q33! why are people so retarded?! this shit is giving me a hemorage...

Posted by SLATE on Sep. 27 2001,01:40

Yeah seriously.. Who the fuck ever heard of a flight with a letter in it.. Correct me if im wrong on that. But also, every heard of crytography? Umm... Changing fonts was NOT used by anyone who wanted to keep something secret. Also, flight 11 and 77 hit the towers. Another note, the object that 3's make are FUCKING PEICES OF PAPER... So, does that mean that a plane flew into paper? Cause if you notice what 2 and 4 are... hmm paper!?

Hmm... OH NO!!! LOOK!!! CHANGE FONT TO WINGDINGS AND PUT XCVNM (CAPS REQUIRED)
ITS A CONSPIRACY ON THE LETTERS!

it stands for eXtreme Crazy Violent Nazi Muslims!

IT MUST BE TRUE THEN!

Fucking people are ignorant and stupid. Yes, Windy Storm, I'm talkin' about you.

Posted by chmod on Sep. 27 2001,01:47

good lord!!! iron-cross-thumbs-up-crucifix-skull-and-bones-bomb-with-lit-fuse!!! it's true!!

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Sep. 27 2001,01:47

quote:
Originally posted by shifter:
"Sometimes magic sounds like tape..."

I tried drink windex like the amazing jonathan but I just passed out and pissed myself.

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This message has been edited by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on September 27, 2001 at 08:50 PM

Posted by CatKnight on Sep. 27 2001,02:41

quote:
Originally posted by spOon:
HAHAHAHA! THANK YOU! SOme people just dont give up stupidity and its people and posts like that, that keep me going! The taleban hasn't probably ever heard of Microsoft word. You gave me something to post and laugh histaricly about. My thanks.

well maybe they hadn't heard of Word, but they did know about Flight Simulator....

ps the amazing johnathan kicks ass!

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Sep. 27 2001,20:30

so like go to qbasic type
10 print "bill gates caused the WTC crash"
20 goto 10

OMG its a conspiracy bill gates caused the crash cause this secret combo of hotkeys revealed the secret!

go back to pulling hairs off of monkay brains or somehting equally as constructive!

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Posted by m413k on Sep. 28 2001,23:06

I know I'm still a lam0r but that does seem a little odd to think that Microsoft and Bill Gates was responsible for the WTC attack. Even though Bill Gates is possbily Satan himself in some flaky little geek guy form, I doubt he's that diabolical.

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Posted by whiskey@throttle on Sep. 29 2001,00:15

What's incredibly moronic about this absolute load of dogshit, is that the "flight number" contains the letters NY.

The planes departed Boston for LAX.

Nevertheless, the NYC font conversion is an Easter Egg. Take NYC, change the font to webdings, and you see a clever little rebus riddle: I love NY.

Noting what Disney artists got away with in Little Mermaid and other films, I find it a bit suspect that NYC, when changed to wingdings, produces a rather...questionable rebus. Considering the first example, I wouldn't doubt if some sick fuck threw this one in without anyone knowing.

What this has to do with Sept 11th: jack shit.

Posted by Rhydant on Sep. 29 2001,03:14

anyone else notice that its the star of david?
im no rocket scientist, but i dont think the star of fuckin david has anything to do with muslims.
or does it?

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Posted by SLATE on Sep. 29 2001,03:22

quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
anyone else notice that its the star of david?
im no rocket scientist, but i dont think the star of fuckin david has anything to do with muslims.
or does it?

It can if you wanna get into it. Palestine VS Isreal. Whats in Palestine? Muslims. Whats in Isreal? Jews.

there ya go

Posted by Rhydant on Sep. 30 2001,05:27

damn you, slate.

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