Forum: The Classroom
Topic: Cream Cracker Challenge
started by: Dark Knight Bob
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Mar. 04 2001,21:39
take a packet of jacobs cream crackers or silimliar brand, a few freinds and see how many each of you can eat in under a minute without any water. i want to see if anyone can mange anymore than 4 crackers cos apparently after three you just cant.
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Hey DKB shu'p with all that jibba jabber ya crazy foo!
Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Mar. 04 2001,22:21
just do it with saltines.------------------
Ah screw it.
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Posted by DuSTman on Mar. 05 2001,00:24
reminds me of a game someone was telling me about.. Its called "soggy biscuit".You put a biscuit on the floor, then a load of people stand round it in a circle, wank, and see who can hit it with their jizz. I chose not to enquire about what other games this person knew about.
Posted by Sithiee on Mar. 05 2001,01:14
i have extremely disgusting friends. the point is to make the buscuit soggy with everyones come, not just to be the first to hit it. i think the last person to come is supposed to eat it. maybe not though...eeewwww..thats just rank...
Posted by whiskey@throttle on Mar. 05 2001,14:11
Man. You guys are pretty fucked up.
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Mar. 06 2001,05:27
waaaah!!! mummy what are these men talking about?? whats jizzz waaaaahh i'm all confused and upset all i wanted was an answer on cream crackers and now my pure and innocent mind is corrupt. YOU ARE ALL SICK FUCKS YOU KNOW THAT!!! THATS WHY I VISIT THIS PAGE SO MUCH >:] ------------------
Hey DKB shu'p with all that jibba jabber ya crazy foo!
Posted by masher on Mar. 06 2001,08:27
quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
i have extremely disgusting friends. the point is to make the buscuit soggy with everyones come, not just to be the first to hit it. i think the last person to come is supposed to eat it. maybe not though...eeewwww..thats just rank...
The boarders at a local private high school play this game. Its not the last to come that has to eat it. Its the first not to.
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Posted by cr0bar on Mar. 06 2001,18:36
I've never heard of this 'game' (until now, of course), but then again, we didn't have private schools for homosexuals where I'm from. Last I checked it was illegal to discrimminate on the basis of sexual orientation, but private schools may be exempt from such laws.
Posted by Sithiee on Mar. 06 2001,19:02
whats the difference between the first not to and the last to?
Posted by cr0bar on Mar. 06 2001,21:18
Come on, Sithiee, it's not that hard.You can do it! Work that brain!
Posted by fire_502 on Mar. 06 2001,21:49
ok, i didn't get it either at first, but now i'm wondering how it's really fair if you don't all start at the same time? then wouldn't it be more strategic to be the last to and hence the last not to?
Posted by Sithiee on Mar. 07 2001,00:42
no no, please enlighten me, for i am not wise in the ways of the soggy biscuit.
Posted by DjSokol on Mar. 07 2001,00:55
first not to and last to is the same thingwell, there is a slight difference in the details, but that is only because the first not to cannot apply to this type of "competition." ------------------
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Posted by cr0bar on Mar. 07 2001,01:35
Uh, wrong.I can't believe I'm having to explain this. I'm going to use a different example though, because this game of 'soggy biscuit' disgusts me. Let's pretend that God exists, and that he's handing out brains. Everyone is in line, and steps forward one at a time to receive their brains. Now, if God has a limited supply of brains, then at some point he will give out the last one. The person to receive it is the "last person to get a brain". The person next in line is the first person not to get a brain. Wow, that was a perfect example. Do you all get it now?
Posted by Proteun on Mar. 07 2001,01:55
awesome
Posted by Sithiee on Mar. 07 2001,02:12
so then it would be the person who doesnt come(or am i still not understanding?)...but then what if 2 people dont come....or everyone comes....man, this is just crazyness...
Posted by fire_502 on Mar. 07 2001,02:13
ok, i thought i understood, but now i'm confused again...so there has to be a system of turns? is it directly related to getting the brain or not getting the brain, or is it about the time it takes to get the brain, or the time it takes until you don't have any...brain...left...jeez, that's sick and wrong. i'm putting too much thought into this now. who has to eat the friggin cracker???
Posted by askheaves on Mar. 07 2001,02:51
Given enough time, anybody should be able to get off. The folks stand around the biscuit (or the Oogy Cookie) and work their magic. There shouldn't be a last to cum, because after he's the last one, he's not gonna add insult to injury by putting his own on the cracker too. If somebody gives up and takes the loss (unlikely), then they lose. Otherwise, it would go until there is only one remaining.I'm disgusted now and I'm going to go dry heave in the corner for a while.
Posted by Blain on Mar. 07 2001,17:56
quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
Cream Cracker Challenge
Gives it a whole new meaning...
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Mar. 07 2001,21:11
i feel as if this has gotten slightly off topic to what i originally intened it to bew about :/------------------
Hey DKB shu'p with all that jibba jabber ya crazy foo!
Posted by Cyrino on Mar. 07 2001,21:31
The local Junior A hockey teams used to have these kind of innitiations. The soggy biscuit rules were that everyone stand around the cracker and the last one to hit it with their cream is the person that eats it. There was also another where they would tie one end of a string to a bucket and the other to one of the more sensitive areas of a man. Then would proceed to throw it over the rafter in the change room and see how many pucks in the bucket it would take to break the string.
And no, I never played Junior A hockey, these are just the things that have been heard to have happened.------------------
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Posted by masher on Mar. 08 2001,06:04
quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
whats the difference between the first not to and the last to?
The "first not to" is the person immediately after the "last to". After that the game stops, so there is no "2nd person not to".
As per cr0bar, but in less words.
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Posted by Hellraiser on Mar. 08 2001,07:11
Fuck off.
Posted by cr0bar on Mar. 08 2001,14:06
quote:
Originally posted by masher:
The "first not to" is the person immediately after the "last to". After that the game stops, so there is no "2nd person not to".As per cr0bar, but in less words.
Well, pardon my verbosity! Actually, I was just trying to make damn sure that everyone understood it...and some people still failed. It just goes to show you how du-- Nevermind.
Posted by Wolfguard on Mar. 08 2001,14:57
quote:
Originally posted by cr0bar:
Well, pardon my verbosity!Actually, I was just trying to make damn sure that everyone understood it...and some people still failed. It just goes to show you how du-- Nevermind.
if you ever wondered why i think that 90\% of the human race needs to be knocked off you can stop now. The fact that this "game" exists and the fact that the rules had to be explained in detail is more than enough reason. ------------------
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Posted by cr0bar on Mar. 08 2001,15:33
I'm glad I'm not on your list, Wolfguard. . .or am I?I always thought that at this point in my life I'd be performing the executions, not running from them.
Posted by Wolfguard on Mar. 08 2001,15:40
quote:
Originally posted by cr0bar:
I'm glad I'm not on your list, Wolfguard. . .or am I?I always thought that at this point in my life I'd be performing the executions, not running from them.
your on the list. but my list works this way. if your on it your good to go when i take over. If i did it the other way the list would be way to long. everyone not on the list gets a walk into nevada just before i resume above ground nuke testing. ------------------
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Posted by Sithiee on Mar. 08 2001,19:47
20 bucks says im not on the list 
Posted by Psychosomatic_plague on Mar. 08 2001,22:49
i have a challenge.> take a few soggy biscuits, a few freinds and see how many each of you can eat in under a minute without any water. i want to see if anyone can mange anymore than 4 biscuits cos apparently after three you just cant. mmmm now i am hungry i wonder if i have any biscuits...
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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Mar. 08 2001,22:58
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Originally posted by Psychosomatic_plague:
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, i'm a schizophrenic and so am i"
dammit man theres only room for one schizo in here. and as far as i'm concerned it isnt going to be the pretty flowers dont they look nice under the sun
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Hey DKB shu'p with all that jibba jabber ya crazy foo!
Posted by Psychosomatic_plague on Mar. 09 2001,00:09
ok i just realized what DKB stands for and the peices fall together so i will change my sig ------------------
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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Mar. 10 2001,12:28
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