Okay, all you l4m0r m0r0nz who have been spamming these boards:

Acceptable newbie behavior:
-- lurk and learn
-- think before post
-- PLEASE don't start new topics

Unacceptable newbie behavior:
-- starting moron posts, especially when you have under 10 posts--moron posting is reserved for CK
-- spam-posting
-- attacking senior members without a very good reason

OK, n00bz, take notes. You violators know who you are. You are the reason why a Senior Lounge even exists.

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--Jynx

I used to be a kleptomanicac, but I took something for it.

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Unacceptable newbie behavior:
-- starting moron posts

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What kind of post do you think this is, jackass? Have you already forgotten what it is like inside the mind of a newbie?

Why your post is useless:

• Newbies are naturally rebellious of authority. You can think of it as newbies having to defend themselves because of their title as "lam0r".
  
• Newbies (or anyone else for that matter) will not listen to anyone who calls them a "l4m0r m0r0n".
  
• A newbie naturally wants their first few posts to be good ones. Think of this as a good first impression. If they make bad posts, then they will be forever shunned by the detnet community. A smart newbie will not make bad posts in the first place.
  
• You shouldn't have brought CK into this. He is a totally separate topic, and including his name only directs newbies to all of CK's posts. Thus, newbies reply to them, which creates, you guessed it, shitty posts.
  

By the way, are you able to get in the Senior Lounge Jynx?

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"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc. 1989

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Originally posted by Jynx:
Oh askheaves, where is that link when we need it?

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Don't make me revive this role.

Now this may be a dumb question, but thats my speciality Would I still be considered a lamOr? I dont think so but ya never know.

Anyways wtg jynx. Keep it up.

yeah, i'd be one of those n00bs too...

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Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

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Originally posted by EvilGenius:
we could always start a newbie club.. those of us still in it could elect officers.. and then hold fund-raisers like car washes.. and then, after that, we cna go outside and have a sack race.
*sarcasm*

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Ok you were really starting to freak me out.

I have said too much...

Hmmm, what's the code for image? Oh, here it is:

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"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc. 1989

And YES i AM technicaly a newbie

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a testicle for a testicle solves overpopulation -me

There's a shit ton of registered accounts here. Who the hell is around? How many lurkers are there?

To come in and start trying to bucking the system by calling us elitist is a poor decision. People have come and gone over time, some of them staying because they understand, humbly, that they have entered a community. A community of geeks and freaks who need another outlet from life to vent or talk or discuss. You've entered a community here, not a cgi page. Whether it makes me a geek or not, I feel a sense of commitment to the 'elders' of this place.

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Screw this crap, I've had it. I ain't no Mr. Cool.
< =rwa= >

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Originally posted by buack:
This thread is about as gay as SLATE

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What does homosexuality have to do with a thread on a message board? And uhh, last time I checked, I wasn't gay.

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Originally posted by SLATE:
And uhh, last time I checked, I wasn't gay.

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But last time I checked, you were.

Are you ashamed of us?

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"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once."
-- Buckaroo Banzai

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Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
But last time I checked, you were.

Are you ashamed of us?

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What do you mean us?

Is that bitch steppen out on me again?

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Originally posted by spOon:
Ok you were really starting to freak me out.

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*laugh* not by intention... had a stupid moment...

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Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

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Originally posted by askheaves:
It's easy. A lot of us have found a second community here. We've found a bunch of people we can talk to, make fun of, have political debates with, have pissing contests with, have geeky conversations with, learn from, learn life lessons from, etc. If you've been here for 2 weeks and think that you've entered this place where people just kind of write jibberish, then you're sorely mistaken. A lot of us have been frequenting here because we have, what us geeks would consider, friends here. People we would call up to have a beer with if we visited their town. People we confide with outside. People we start relationships with. It's not just a bullitan board to a lot of us, and some of us have put significant time into the relationships we build here.

To come in and start trying to bucking the system by calling us elitist is a poor decision. People have come and gone over time, some of them staying because they understand, humbly, that they have entered a community. A community of geeks and freaks who need another outlet from life to vent or talk or discuss. You've entered a community here, not a cgi page. Whether it makes me a geek or not, I feel a sense of commitment to the 'elders' of this place.

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I'm totally going to agree with ol' askheaves here, mainly because i "lurkeed" on here for a while with someone else who also posts here, and when i finally registered i felt like i had entered a whole kick ass world of other people as geeky or freakish as i was.. and damnit if i'll let some other kid interupting my chances to get known here.. i love this place.. hell, i mkaae stupid posts, i don't deny it, but at least i don't come on here telling peoiple with 1000+ posts that their fucking assholes.

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Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

There's a difference between being a rebel or an individual on the forum and being just plain down right lame, and it seems that for some reason, most people don't learn that till they've been around a few months and been flamed a few times.

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Old farts never die, they just get blown away.

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Originally posted by SHOUTcasterPat:
After a lot of reflecting on how much you guys hate me, maybe I should retire from the posts and come back later, Micheal Jordan style...

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Or maybe you should just go for good, Bo Jackson style....

edit - holy shit, that cracked my ass up, l33t

This message has been edited by whiskey@throttle on September 28, 2001 at 01:30 PM

Well, take off one of those zeros and you guys got yourself a deal.

P.S. Nice...ummm...picture, meta.

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"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc. 1989

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Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:

Or maybe you should just go for good, Bo Jackson style....

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oh my God...

/me falls out of chair laughing hitting my head on the edge of my desk.

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Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

CAPSlamorPat, you have just eptiomized all that's bad about n00bs. Plus, the evidence for your "newbies want their first posts to be good ones" is heavily against you. Yes, there are exceptions, but I've noticed that most, if not all, of those exceptions are folks who have actually lurked for a while (read: at LEAST a month) before posting. The difference is noticable, trust me.

Also, I will drag CK into whatever I bloody well please--it's called an inside joke.

And no, I don't have access to the Senior Lounge, that's the POINT. There is now a place where some of the more intelligent posters on this board can go and talk about stuff without all of the n00b-static. When they go there, I miss out on some of the personalities that got me hooked on DetNet in the first place. I mourn their loss, and will take it out on whoever I want, currently the n00bs who are wasting cr0's perfectly good storage allocations with an overabundance of useless, brain-dead crap.

Oh, and heaves--thx for the link, you shouldn't have to do it again.

--J

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"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc. 1989

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Originally posted by aletros:
So if a "l4m0r n00b" posted this it'd be bad, but it's acceptable from a leet one? Hrm. That sounds like discrimination. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

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they.. only state the truth.. But i have to dump both of you. cr0bar and I are the new hot item. :P

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Originally posted by SLATE:
they.. only state the truth.. But i have to dump both of you. cr0bar and I are the new hot item. :P

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Man, I knew something was up the way you been looking at him

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Originally posted by Beldurin:
Try something subtle to let him know that you're displeased with his behavior...like kicking him in the bean bag.

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Originally posted by Spydir:
... You're all lam0rz, lus3rz, and if you could be you'd be skank whores. Just a friendly reminder from your neighborhood asshole.

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and I thank you for reminding me.

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Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

Or, you could try out your one-trick pony stunt of being gay again! Ellen style! (I think that's a type of kung-fu)

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Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
But last time I checked, you were.

Are you ashamed of us?

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So if a "l4m0r n00b" posted this it'd be bad, but it's acceptable from a leet one? Hrm. That sounds like discrimination. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

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Old farts never die, they just get blown away.

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Originally posted by SLATE:
But i have to dump both of you. cr0bar and I are the new hot item. :P

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You bitch!

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"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once."
-- Buckaroo Banzai

*content sigh* now I can die happy (but not yet, so don't get your hopes up, assholes)

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Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D

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Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing

Nope.. Nothing has changed....

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I... I believe in love

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Originally posted by whiskey@throttle:
Every time I log in to these forums, I see a new name in the "welcome our newest member" display.

There's a shit ton of registered accounts here. Who the hell is around? How many lurkers are there?

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I think alot of people just use the email. You dont have to post on the topics to use an email account with @detonate.net....yet.

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Force that shatters all, absence of mortality

A message to newbies everywhere:

"Look out for l33t h4x0rs, up in the trees!"

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"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc. 1989

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please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter, because, yes, i am a pompus ass.

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"Marla said that she might die at any moment, and the only tragedy is that she didn't"--fight club
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter, because, yes, i am a pompus ass.

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Originally posted by Jynx:
Oh askheaves, where is that link when we need it?

Okay, all you l4m0r m0r0nz who have been spamming these boards:

[b]Acceptable newbie behavior:
-- lurk and learn
-- think before post
-- PLEASE don't start new topics

Unacceptable newbie behavior:
-- starting moron posts, especially when you have under 10 posts--moron posting is reserved for CK
-- spam-posting
-- attacking senior members without a very good reason

OK, n00bz, take notes. You violators know who you are. You are the reason why a Senior Lounge even exists.

[/B]

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im a newbie, but ill start a new thread if i want....

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Originally posted by The_Black_Mage:
im a newbie, but ill start a new thread if i want....

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Case in point.