Forum: The Classroom Topic: Birmingham Jiu Jitsu Nationals started by: Dark Knight Bob Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Mar. 04 2001,21:22
Birmingham= Jiu Jitsu nationals the place to be for drink/jitsu/and more drink!firstly the imortant stats: 1 pint of beer (chinese restaurant first) club: our club ruled the dance floor congo line,mad solo dance exhibitions,podium dancing >:] oh yeah and some gurl asked i f i wanted any pills ....hmm no i dont want talcum powder thankx next the tournament we got trained by like the jitsu equvalent of yoda (this guys like 6th dan) but i did push in front of a 2nd dan at the coat queue in the club which i got some respect for afterwards hehe but couldnt get any damn porn in the hotel which was a bitch. anywayz during the WHOLE of sunday recovering from hangover i went to see the higher grades compete in there rounds which was major cool too. and tongiht in training i got a knife butt in my head and got bigass bruise plus almost got stabbed in the eye missed my about 2 cm. also a gurl got a blackeye cos she didnt pay attention ooooooo nasty. anywayzs (i say anywayzs a lot) it is my destiny to become one of these jedi knights now cos it a great chick magnet >:] if the foundation put any video clips up on the net i'll link them cos it was the greatest weekend of my life! thankyou that is all. hmm i wonder how many people actually read this far. ok i'm going now! bye p.s only 2 people stretchered off with neck injuries this year so it wasnt too high in the casualty rate ------------------ Posted by kai on Mar. 04 2001,21:53
quote: wtf? so you pushed a guy. or just went in front of him. i'm not sure which. and you got respect. i don't get it. ------------------ Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Mar. 04 2001,22:45
you'll notice the 2nd dan part...i jumped the queue in front of him by going straight to the front just as he was about to get his coat. advice to everyone: dont ever try and piss of a high grade instructer it not good idea------------------ Posted by kai on Mar. 05 2001,00:55
yeah, i caught the 2nd dan thing. i happen to be one. but how does that get you respect. it seems to me it should have gotten you an ass whoopin'------------------ Posted by damage on Mar. 05 2001,18:35
I think Kai's point was more in the vein on 'You got respect by disrespecting a higher instructor?' Sounds a little testosterone fueled to me.------------------ "On a long enough timeline the survival rate for anyone drops to zero." Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Mar. 05 2001,21:02
lol i didnt disrespect him i just didnt realise what i'd done till later and everyone was kind of "phew close one mate" and we were all just laughing about it. bear in mind that this wasnt just a case of the lower belts chuckling over stupid stuff even my sensai thought it was pretty damn funny------------------ Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Mar. 06 2001,05:30
i got respect cos i was too drunk to realise what i was doing. you just had to be there to understand. its cos we're a freindly lot us brits unless we meet someone outside our social category then we get evil with people ------------------ |