Forum: The Classroom
Topic: Birmingham Jiu Jitsu Nationals
started by: Dark Knight Bob

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Mar. 04 2001,21:22
Birmingham= Jiu Jitsu nationals the place to be for drink/jitsu/and more drink!

firstly the imortant stats:

1 pint of beer (chinese restaurant first)

club:
1 schnapps
1 red square
3 tequillas
2 whiskies
all within 20 mins too

our club ruled the dance floor congo line,mad solo dance exhibitions,podium dancing >:]

oh yeah and some gurl asked i f i wanted any pills ....hmm no i dont want talcum powder thankx

next the tournament we got trained by like the jitsu equvalent of yoda (this guys like 6th dan)
also we got to see all of his high level jedi knights who do some seriuosly good shit... one guy for those that now what this is did a cutaway over a pyramid of 3 people crouchin and still landed it (he went up like 2.5 meteres and 5 metres long) and they did all this breakfalling stuff in PERFECT synch.

but i did push in front of a 2nd dan at the coat queue in the club which i got some respect for afterwards hehe but couldnt get any damn porn in the hotel which was a bitch.

anywayz during the WHOLE of sunday recovering from hangover i went to see the higher grades compete in there rounds which was major cool too.

and tongiht in training i got a knife butt in my head and got bigass bruise plus almost got stabbed in the eye missed my about 2 cm. also a gurl got a blackeye cos she didnt pay attention ooooooo nasty.

anywayzs (i say anywayzs a lot) it is my destiny to become one of these jedi knights now cos it a great chick magnet >:]

if the foundation put any video clips up on the net i'll link them cos it was the greatest weekend of my life!

thankyou that is all. hmm i wonder how many people actually read this far.

ok i'm going now! bye

p.s only 2 people stretchered off with neck injuries this year so it wasnt too high in the casualty rate

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Hey DKB shu'p with all that jibba jabber ya crazy foo!


Posted by kai on Mar. 04 2001,21:53
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Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
but i did push in front of a 2nd dan at the coat queue in the club which i got some respect for afterwards

wtf? so you pushed a guy. or just went in front of him. i'm not sure which. and you got respect. i don't get it.

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I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.


Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Mar. 04 2001,22:45
you'll notice the 2nd dan part...i jumped the queue in front of him by going straight to the front just as he was about to get his coat. advice to everyone: dont ever try and piss of a high grade instructer it not good idea

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Hey DKB shu'p with all that jibba jabber ya crazy foo!


Posted by kai on Mar. 05 2001,00:55
yeah, i caught the 2nd dan thing. i happen to be one. but how does that get you respect. it seems to me it should have gotten you an ass whoopin'

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I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.


Posted by damage on Mar. 05 2001,18:35
I think Kai's point was more in the vein on 'You got respect by disrespecting a higher instructor?' Sounds a little testosterone fueled to me.

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Mar. 05 2001,21:02
lol i didnt disrespect him i just didnt realise what i'd done till later and everyone was kind of "phew close one mate" and we were all just laughing about it. bear in mind that this wasnt just a case of the lower belts chuckling over stupid stuff even my sensai thought it was pretty damn funny

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Hey DKB shu'p with all that jibba jabber ya crazy foo!


Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Mar. 06 2001,05:30
i got respect cos i was too drunk to realise what i was doing. you just had to be there to understand. its cos we're a freindly lot us brits unless we meet someone outside our social category then we get evil with people

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Hey DKB shu'p with all that jibba jabber ya crazy foo!


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