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Forum: The Classroom Topic: Help me brainstorm ideas started by: RenegadeSnark Posted by RenegadeSnark on Jan. 07 2001,11:23
Problem: Must go outside to smoke without father's knowledge.Problem: Father falls asleep at 1 AM on the couch each night, and takes between 1 and 3 hours to reawaken and move to his bed. I think if I can secretly awaken him several times he'll go back faster, only how do I do that? Posted by jim on Jan. 07 2001,11:53
I always smoked in my room with the window open. Of course my dad smoked, so maybe that's why I never got caught.------------------ Posted by RenegadeSnark on Jan. 07 2001,11:57
Yea well my dad has a good sense of smell. I've smoked in my bathroom with the air vent sucking air away from it, and my dad still walks within proximity of my room and asks me why it smells like cigs. At least if i smell like cigs I can say I was around somebody...
Posted by askheaves on Jan. 07 2001,13:35
quote: You could put your cigarettes out on his face. Then, when he tells you that your room smells like smokes, he'll connect it to the still smoking burn mark on his face. He'll then know you're a bad seed, and disown you. You move out, get your own place with some crackhead named 'Fingers', and turn to a life of hacking to spite your parents. Then... I'm out. Anyone? Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jan. 07 2001,14:05
quote: NO NO NO. The crack heads name is "shaky joe". Fingers lives with cr0. Duh. Posted by DuSTman on Jan. 07 2001,16:18
Place something on the floor, near where people walk a lot. "trip over" it onto him... Act suprised. "Who put that there?" Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Jan. 07 2001,21:34
why don't you NOT smoke? novel idea------------------ Posted by RenegadeSnark on Jan. 07 2001,21:36
My bad for not adding a message disclaimer, so I'll add one now.The above post reflects my personal habit. If you disagree with my habit, do not post any replies to this message. I am not asking the question I am asking as an attempt to receive lectures about how much of an evil demented person I am. Posted by Blain on Jan. 07 2001,23:03
Take up drinking a LOT of water out of a really small glass that you have to noisily refill very often between 1 and 4 am.
Posted by solid on Jan. 07 2001,23:12
arent there such things as "smoke-less" cigs?or are those just methals or something. and for quote: No, no, and no. Posted by Cyrino on Jan. 08 2001,03:14
OR, you can just go for a "walk" once in a while, don't you have a firend or convenience store near you?
Posted by kai on Jan. 08 2001,03:18
yeah, really. how come you're doing this at the wee hours of the morning. can't you find a better time?------------------ Posted by pengu1nn on Jan. 08 2001,05:58
methals (sp?) are supposed to be harder for the non smoker to smellyou could try that or just tell him you smoke, and your tired of having to hide it from him Posted by RenegadeSnark on Jan. 08 2001,11:19
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Posted by aventari on Jan. 08 2001,17:12
quote: Tell your father that you just read a study about how sleeping on the couch in front of the TV will give you prostate cancer. ------------------ Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 10 2001,14:51
Hey, just thought of something... (I think this will fit outside your disclaimer)The reason the smoking age is legal set at 18, is because it's supposed to alow people with a more mature perspective to make an intellegent choice about their body. <rant> ------------------ Posted by RenegadeSnark on Jan. 10 2001,19:45
I thought I said no rants!Seriously, the decisions I make are made because I believe that I want to be happy in life and nothing more.
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Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 10 2001,23:08
quote: That's not what I was saying AT ALL! To each his own. Just take responsibility for your actions! I mean, if it's such a WONDERFUL habit, then why are you hiding it. And my responce DOES solve your problem in a way! I never said, "Don't soke," or, "Smoking is evil." ------------------ Posted by Spydir Web on Jan. 11 2001,05:29
I'm not much for smoking anything, but in north carolina because of it's long history of tabacco growth, you can smoke the shit whenever, you just can't buy it until you're 18. I mean, you'd probably still have to hide it from your parents, but why? If you smoke, you smoke... blame it on society's downfall and their bad parenting to their faces (throw in other stuff they do that pisses you off, for good effect), storm out of the house, go eat dinner at some resturant, and come back and blast really loud music all night... I've been waiting for the chance to use this on my parents, but they just don't piss me off enough anymore...------------------ |