Forum: The Classroom
Topic: happy bragging thread
started by: aventari

Posted by aventari on Nov. 24 2001,02:40
I'm just really happy right now, I finally finished installing my turbocharger on my car, and bragging about it inflates my ego

The car is an 81 VW Scirocco I got when I was 15 (7 or 8 years ago) and I've been slowly fixing it up ever since. Almost everything is new on it (except the paint) and I race it at the Battle of the Imports, San Diego street races, autocross, basically anywhere where they'll let me.

I saved up 񘓤 bucks last year and bought the turbo system in April, and just got the last parts of it a few weeks ago.
The kit was absolute SHIT. here are a few of the things I had to do:

I had to cut and reweld the downpipe to make it fit
Weld on a flange for the wastegate
Weld up a wastegate downpipe (without a tubing bender...)
make a copper manifold->turbo gasket
and a LOT of little things.

anyways, I'm happy it's done, running 5psi non-intercooled, and it's FUCKING QUICK. I love driving it, it will throw you back in your seat in 1st and 2nd gear. probably 160 or so horsepower now. The car came with 74. It weighs 2100 lbs.

Here are some old pics:

Oh yeah, i ripped off Whiskeys "from:" tag. Sorry, but Whiskey is my new God.

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LET'S GET AWESOME


Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 24 2001,03:11
quote:
Originally posted by aventari:

I had to cut and reweld the downpipe to make it fit
Weld on a flange for the wastegate
Weld up a wastegate downpipe (without a tubing bender...)
make a copper manifold->turbo gasket
and a LOT of little things.

So they gave you a turbo, a wastegate, a blue left sock, 1/2 of a marble, and a jar of slug juice? Did you beat them about the head with an iron pipe? Did that kit happen to be under a big blue light in a large discout store?

edit:For me to spell on!
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AHHHH cobras ahhh ahhhh ahh cooooobraaaass cooobraass ahh -homer

This message has been edited by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on November 24, 2001 at 10:12 PM


Posted by Greasemonk on Nov. 24 2001,04:18
Does it have one of those shiny Coffee can cups coming out from underneath the back end?

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Force that shatters all, absence of mortality


Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 24 2001,04:19
i hate people that race cars. i have no fucking idea why they call it a 'sport'.

which is why i race random people at intersections... with my mom's station wagon. yeah, i know it sounds lame, but this Tarus gets going pretty quickly. usually, i let the other person floor it and haul ass ahead of me, but once in awhile ill burn a little rubber.

heh heh heh


Posted by Beldurin on Nov. 24 2001,16:01
quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
i hate people that race cars. i have no fucking idea why they call it a 'sport'.

which is why i race random people at intersections... with my mom's station wagon. yeah, i know it sounds lame, but this Tarus gets going pretty quickly. usually, i let the other person floor it and haul ass ahead of me, but once in awhile ill burn a little rubber.

heh heh heh


Ahahahahaha...station wagon...ahahaha.

ahem...I hate auto racing too, but not necessarily the people who do it. I used to race ppl off the line w/my truck. It's a '93 Ranger Splash, 4.0 V6. Pretty damn quick. I can take just about anything off the line (Mustang, Camaro, TA). Of course, anything much past "the line" and I'm toast, but hey, by then I back off and am like "it's cool." Heh, damn sports car "compensators." Heh.

edit: WOOHOO 300!

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When everything is examined for what it really is, the only thing that I can truly claim as my own is the mistakes that I have made.

This message has been edited by Beldurin on November 25, 2001 at 11:02 AM


Posted by miNus on Nov. 24 2001,16:57
Pretty ghett0 ride ya got there aventari
Posted by Nikita on Nov. 24 2001,16:59
*whistles Junkyard Wars theme*
Posted by afropik on Nov. 24 2001,19:33
quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
*whistles Junkyard Wars theme*

Sweet Jeebus! Did you catch the Thanksgiving marathon? I thought I was going to have to clean forigen liquids off my TV when I found out it was going to be on all day


Posted by chmod on Nov. 24 2001,23:18
I'm watching the two-hour special right now, it fucking rocks!
Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 24 2001,23:51
quote:
Originally posted by miNus:
Pretty ghett0 ride ya got there aventari

Man, you cant joan on the scirocco. It may not be the prettiest car out there but if it werent for the fact that they were banned from rally cross they'd probably still make them.

What engine do you have? Static compression ratio? I wanna see a dyno run man.

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AHHHH cobras ahhh ahhhh ahh cooooobraaaass cooobraass ahh -homer


Posted by StreetRaver on Nov. 25 2001,00:20
ummm......160 HP is stock for most cars from 1985. I'd like to know what other engine mods you did to this car before I make any coments on this car. If you didnt already, i would increase the air intake to the engine, and as well as lowering the car for less air resistance. that would be the two minor tings i would do as for easy shit.
Note: to lower a car very easy. go buy 5inch lowering blocks for the back axle near the wheels.

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It doesnt matter whether you win by an inch or a mile, Winning's winning-"Fast and the Furious"


Posted by Vainness on Nov. 25 2001,00:38
a duh. somehow me thinks he might know a little more on the topic than u think.

This message has been edited by Vainness on November 25, 2001 at 09:41 PM


Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 25 2001,00:55
quote:
Originally posted by StreetRaver:
i would increase the air intake to the engine, and as well as lowering the car for less air resistance. that would be the two minor tings i would do as for easy shit.
Note: to lower a car very easy. go buy 5inch lowering blocks for the back axle near the wheels.


Shhhhhh.

Just stop.

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AHHHH cobras ahhh ahhhh ahh cooooobraaaass cooobraass ahh -homer


Posted by Hellraiser on Nov. 25 2001,01:00
Smokey says, only you can prevent forest fires!

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"This above all: to thine own self be true."
- William Shakespeare.


Posted by TheTaxMan on Nov. 25 2001,05:24
I enjoy watching auto racing, a la NASCAR and CART, and not just for the crashes and to make my manliness increase becasue "I'm watching ubercars drive real fast." It's pretty cool to watch all the strategy going on esp. towards the end of a race like Taledaga. However, people the drag on the streets outside my home piss me off to no end.

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quote:
And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like . . . ow . . . ound . . . round . . . ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.



Posted by veilside on Nov. 26 2001,00:36
quote:
Originally posted by StreetRaver:
ummm......160 HP is stock for most cars from 1985. I'd like to know what other engine mods you did to this car before I make any coments on this car. If you didnt already, i would increase the air intake to the engine, and as well as lowering the car for less air resistance. that would be the two minor tings i would do as for easy shit.
Note: to lower a car very easy. go buy 5inch lowering blocks for the back axle near the wheels.


can't forget the speed holes.


Posted by caseman984 on Nov. 26 2001,00:44
Lmao... SPeed holes.. hilarious. But SR, they gots a point, this guy obviously knows what he's doin, you saw all the crap he did to the turbo.

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quote:
Originally posted by Tattered:
Caseman's kewl, he sometimes makes good posts based on small observations.

Posted by miNus on Nov. 26 2001,01:56
Uh. Speed holes. Riiiiight.
-edit- nevermind, L33T told me the joke, spare me please.

I'm sorry if I offend you caseman, but:

Streetraver... that was unfuckingbelievably moronic, for many reasons.

"i would increase the air intake to the engine" - you mean the TURBOCHARGER doesn't give the engine enough air?

"ummm......160 HP is stock for most cars from 1985" - not even commenting on that (<-- owner of 90hp 1989 cavalier )

"as well as lowering the car for less air resistance. that would be the two minor tings i would do as for easy shit.
Note: to lower a car very easy. go buy 5inch lowering blocks for the back axle near the wheels" - *smacks forehead* Nothing to see here people, move along.

This message has been edited by miNus on November 26, 2001 at 09:01 PM


Posted by veilside on Nov. 26 2001,14:01
quote:
Originally posted by miNus:
"i would increase the air intake to the engine" - you mean the TURBOCHARGER doesn't give the engine enough air?
bwahahaha. it's funny cause it's true. that just made my day.

quote:
"ummm......160 HP is stock for most cars from 1985" - not even commenting on that (<-- owner of 90hp 1989 cavalier )

werd, i have a cavalier too...got the old-school pushrod engine in there


Posted by SLATE on Nov. 26 2001,14:50
Hey "One who dances to earthquake" (streetraver):

Now I don't consider myself a big bad car guy yet. But I do know this, lowering a car is stupid to do unless you know exactly what you are doing and do it properly. Lowerig a car has all sorts of side effects that can increase wear and decrease safety. Perhaps one of the more knowledgable guys on here can explain this further.


Posted by ReetStraver on Nov. 26 2001,15:02
quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
Lowerig a car has all sorts of side effects that can increase wear and decrease safety. Perhaps one of the more knowledgable guys on here can explain this further.

Who needs steering geometry? I just want less drag and my tires to wear all funny. That makes moer power for your cams to turn and changes your fuel coefficient for turning right.

quote:
Originally posted by veilside:
werd, i have a cavalier too...got the old-school pushrod engine in there


You know if you were to put a lowering kit on your carburator you could pull 400 more joules out of your dilithium crystal. That will decrease your drag that will increase your horsepower to make more torque in your intake. but you have to change your computar to make more then 400 horsepowers. but make sure you torkalater is tight or something bad might happens;

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NitRooS mAkes yur cAr go fasTER.


Posted by Vigilante on Nov. 26 2001,15:58
Cap'n! She canna take much more o' this!
Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 26 2001,19:39
*Chuckle*
Posted by TheTaxMan on Nov. 26 2001,19:43
quote:
...400 more joules out of your dilithium crystal...

Blahahah! Oh my god, I've been hit with a tacheon pulse!

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quote:
And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like . . . ow . . . ound . . . round . . . ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.



Posted by DeadAnztac on Nov. 26 2001,20:13
Rice:

Lowwering Kit - Cutting ones springs.

Performance Exsaust - 5" Tip, or if one is really a l33t b107ch a 3" inch exsaust system all the way to the 1" downpipe.

Turbo - The addition of decals (Mugen decals - 10Hp(+5 extra if the car is not Honda), Nizmo decals - 15Hp(+10 extra if not Nissan), Racing stripes (+30 Hp), Flames (+30 Hp), Type R emblem (+50 Hp).

Weight Reduction - Carbon fiber racing gauges.

Aerodynamic tweeking - บ,000 body kit conversions that weigh down the car and tunnel air into non-exsistant intercoolers and cold air intakes that aren't there. Also, 60 Pound triple tierd spoilers have been known to help acceleration.

Improving cornering capabilities - Negitive camber angle (see Lowwering Kit). Gold plated rims.

Improving Braking Characteristics - Painting the brake calipers. Euro brake lights.

Misc. - Underlighting improves visibility. Flashy things (multiple shifting lights), knobby things ("special" shifters), and useless gauges (such as a PSI sensor on a NA engine) tend to add to the reliability of the engine.

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~Anztac [ Pertinaciously disconsolate ]

This message has been edited by DeadAnztac on November 27, 2001 at 06:27 PM


Posted by Der_Teufel on Nov. 26 2001,20:32
quote:
Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
Rice:
Nizmo decals - 15Hp(+10 extra if not Nissan)

I've got a friend who has an old '90 Civic DX HB who has a Nismo sticker on his car and his car is bone stock. He also has a Rockford Fosgate sticker and he only has the stock stereo.
/me shakes his head in shame
One can see so much rice in Northern Virginia, right L33T. I was at Capitol Raceway like a year ago and saw so many riced our Neons and a couple of Civics with TypeR badging. My cousin has the pics on his webpage. < http://people.clarityconnect.com/webpages3/bpeck/jfreund/1-16-00/pictures.htm >
edit: Forgot to mention that I would've recorded a video of the Civic but the camera I had only capped 15 sec mpegs and the Civic was alot slower than that. HAHA.

This message has been edited by Der_Teufel on November 27, 2001 at 03:34 PM


Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 26 2001,20:44
im kinda confused... someone tell me how racing stripes (its paint, right?) can give a car more horse power!?

...you car people...


Posted by miNus on Nov. 26 2001,20:56
LOL Anztac... nice.
Posted by veilside on Nov. 26 2001,21:06
quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
im kinda confused... someone tell me how racing stripes (its paint, right?) can give a car more horse power!?

...you car people...


it doesn't. that's the whole point.

hence, "rice:"


Posted by Der_Teufel on Nov. 26 2001,23:27
Just goto < www.riceboypage.com > it's the first one that was made and the dude sort of 'coined' the term. There is a FAQ there that explains it, however he hasn't updated the site in allllloooooonnnnnggggg time.
edit: forgot to mention < www.beaterz.com > it's somewhat of a rice page but more or less it just makes fun of some funky cars.

This message has been edited by Der_Teufel on November 27, 2001 at 06:30 PM


Posted by veilside on Nov. 26 2001,23:53
quote:
This site has exceeded the maximum number of users. This may be due to a DoS attack.
d'oh!
Posted by Greasemonk on Nov. 27 2001,00:22
Haha riceboys and their NOS. I think someone has watched the Fast and the Furious a little too much. Yo yo yo, I think Ill get a japanese stickers and put some stripes down my car with chrome rimz now G.

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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality


Posted by Der_Teufel on Nov. 27 2001,00:35
quote:
Originally posted by veilside:
[QUOTE]This site has exceeded the maximum number of users. This may be due to a DoS attack.
d'oh![/QUOTE]

I had that error, but it's working for me now.

This message has been edited by Der_Teufel on November 27, 2001 at 07:36 PM


Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 27 2001,00:39
ooooh! thats what a rice boy is! holy crap, i see them everywhere.

and i always see this one guy in a neon-green honda civic thats tattooed with stickers go 60 mph in a 35 mph zone when im outside walking my dog. and hes totally white, with bleach-blond hair and a visor.

what an idiot.


Posted by caseman984 on Nov. 27 2001,00:44
quote:
ReetStraver
blah blah

LMAO.......
I know this guys my friend and all, but I'm sorry, thats damn funny. What do you expect? His only source of info is a lamer ricer-wannabe, and The Fast and the Furious. He really does love cars, just needs to learn more about them.
Thats still damn funny.

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Actions speak louder than words.
So, it may be the thought that counts,
but it is the action everyone remembers.

Watch what you say, say what you mean,
know what you think, believe what you feel.


Posted by miNus on Nov. 27 2001,00:54
Buy him auto repair books (the mechanical kind) for Christmas. HPBooks makes some good ones on specific topics (small blocks chevy hotrodding for instance).

And enroll him in an auto shop class! STAT!

edit:
On second thought, here's the ICQ number of a guy who would be MORE than willing to help him become a REAL car enthusiast.

L33T_h4x0r_d00d
15289895

This message has been edited by miNus on November 27, 2001 at 08:00 PM


Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 27 2001,01:07
quote:
Originally posted by miNus:
On second thought, here's the ICQ number of a guy who would be MORE than willing to help him become a REAL car enthusiast.

L33T_h4x0r_d00d
15289895


He's just mad because I skooled him on nitrous, octane and forced induction yesterday over icq.

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AHHHH cobras ahhh ahhhh ahh cooooobraaaass cooobraass ahh -homer


Posted by caseman984 on Nov. 27 2001,01:11
quote:
Originally posted by miNus:
Buy him auto repair books (the mechanical kind) for Christmas. HPBooks makes some good ones on specific topics (small blocks chevy hotrodding for instance).

And enroll him in an auto shop class! STAT!

edit:
On second thought, here's the ICQ number of a guy who would be MORE than willing to help him become a REAL car enthusiast.

L33T_h4x0r_d00d
15289895


Hmmm... I'll think about it. I don't think SR will be getting on ICQ any time soon, I don't even know how he got it to run on that oversized paperweight his parents call a computer in the first place.

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Actions speak louder than words.
So, it may be the thought that counts,
but it is the action everyone remembers.

Watch what you say, say what you mean,
know what you think, believe what you feel.


Posted by veilside on Nov. 27 2001,05:30
quote:
ReetStraver
lam0r


HAHAHAHAHAHH
Posted by miNus on Nov. 27 2001,11:46
quote:
Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
He's just mad because I skooled him on nitrous, octane and forced induction yesterday over icq.


No, you TAUGHT me about forced induction and nitrous yesterday.

You are wrong about the octane part.

EVERYONE BUY MID GRADE OR BETTER BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 27 2001,13:21
quote:
Originally posted by Christopher Exxon Rico:

EVERYONE BUY MID GRADE OR BETTER BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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AHHHH cobras ahhh ahhhh ahh cooooobraaaass cooobraass ahh -homer


Posted by SLATE on Nov. 27 2001,13:26
Don't get the previous joke?
Read who said it.
Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 27 2001,18:06
uhm... Exxon? what, oil?
yeah, i think i get the joke. so minus is a spoaksmen from exxon?
wait, im confused now.
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