Topic: You have to try this
started by: RenegadeSnark
Telnet to debra.dgbt.doc.ca port 3000. Give it a minute to load, and when it asks for an information file, type "maur" and hit enter.
Without the quotes dummy.
Sample conversation:
quote:
[This is an experimental simulation of a conversation with a dragon,]
[and it is STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION. ]
[ ]
[If you don't already know, communicate with the dragon with plain ]
[English. Adventure game commands like "run away" will NOT work. ]
[Also please note that you CANNOT browse in this conversation, as ]
[you can in other database. ]
[ ]
[A word of warning: ]
[This dragon is mean and nasty. Be creative and inventive and try ]
[to come out of it alive - it IS possible. ]
Press <Return> to continue.
Tell me more ...
It seems like you have been wandering through these dark tunnels for years.
They hadn't seemed so bad when you and your companions had entered the deserted
mine, led by a rumour that the Hero's Crown might have come to rest here. But
you have been seperated from your friends by a rockslide, and have ended up
following narrow passages and shafts leading forever downwards. You are out of
food, too, and your stomach is grumbling. You break out of your thoughts,
noticing that the light from your torch is no longer reflecting off of damp,
rough-hewn walls. Instead, the flickering light of the torch is swallowed up by
the darkness of some sort of large cavern. You glance back over your shoulder,
and realize you can no longer tell where you entered the cavern. Putting aside
your misgivings, you begin to stride forwards once more. All at once a
sibilant voice comes out of nowhere, filling your head without a sound being
made.The voice says:
Well, well, a visitor. It has been a long time since anyone has come down this
way.You say: Hello Maur
The voice says:
Greetings, human... or perhaps I should call you... lunch.You say: Why do you want to eat me
The voice says:
I had a few giant mountain goats last week, and I am beginning to feel hungry
again.You say: Do mountain goats taste good
The voice says:
Enough of your ceaseless chatter, human! I begin to long for silence! (You
hear a great inrush of air, and take a few steps backwards. Maur's eyes stay
fixed on you, and then, before you can turn to run, he opens his mouth and
exhales. A great wind buffets you, hot enough that you can feel your hair
begin to crinkle and your skin begins to sting. The air smells hard and
metallic. Then there is a great blast of heat and flame, flame white as
lightning and hotter than any forge, enveloping you. Then an explosion of pain
hits you, and you know no more...)(You have died.)
[Type RESTART to try again or QUIT to end]
You say:
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Webbie/EIC
< http://boomgames.com >
Founder < http://tucb.com/ >
Oregon, n.:
Eighty billion gallons of water with no place to go on Saturday night.
the most i have so far is 3 responses before he eats me... but ive only been trying for a few minutes. how far have you got?
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"I didnt know cows had boobs, I just thought they had that big nutsack with all the wieners hanging off it" - Beavis
Metal/Electronic/Ambient etc..
< http://www.mp3.com/fatbitch >
quote:
Well, well, a visitor. It has been a long time since anyone has come down this
way.You say: fuck you
You are rather rude for a miserable little human. Do you really want me to eat
you?You say: do you really want to eat me? i am rather bad to eat i am afraid
Yes... My last visitor was one of those Northerners. That must have been...
certainly forty of what you call years. He actually tried to attack me...
naturally I incinerated him on the spot.You say: well i will not be so tasty
Well, I'll just have to find out, won't I? (In the faint light of the cavern
you see the dragon's head rear up high above you. He pauses for a brief
instant, regarding you with his baleful red eyes. Then, faster than any snake,
his head whips down and you get a fleeting impression of a huge mouth opening,
filled with row upon row of foot-long needle-sharp teeth... and then the mouth
closes.)(You have died.)
pretty clever! damn you renegade!
also heres some hints that might help
1. beg for mercy
2. start an intelligent conversation
(grab a barf bag for the next one)
3. try to charm the dragon into bed with you
4. get his icq number
5. ask him if hes gay
6. talk about politics
i know those are pretty stupid but things like these, you just never know. i hope i just cracked a few people up by now.
renegade- plz! instructions.
telnet debra.dgbra.doc.ca 3000
^^^ host ^^^ port
make sure the host above is the one I put, I can't remember and I'm replying right after waking up.
To answer your question fatbitch, I've held a 15 minute, very smooth discussion. It was very astonishing when Maur replied to every one of my clever attempts with a rebuttal.
... yea, sure- what the hell.
hey renegade, thanks man- i kept putting dbgt.. too much anime
tell him your name, ask him why not many people visit there, and .. possible ask for some time on this. thats what im getting at so far.
you is behind a firewall?
You'll have to speak to your sysadmin to free the port - chance of it happening: slim to fuckall.
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Men's Rules for women number 30:
If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
the program was written in c, and someone may be able to see how to get out. I have found out that there may be a way to heal the dragon's wings..but I get toasted after that part..
hbar98
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"i like to skate on the other side of the ice"
-steve wright
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter, because, yes, i am a pompus ass.
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >
This message has been edited by PersonGuy on January 05, 2001 at 09:53 AM
hbar98
-You say: hi, big dragon man
-You say: i'm going to eat you
-You say: you suck donkey balls
You are rather rude for a miserable little human. Do you really want me to eat
you?
You say: yes please
-You say: i'm not a visitor. i've come to kill you and make your hide into boots
-You say: i want to sex you up
-You say: i'm going to whack my willy now
-You say: have you seen my kitten?
-You say: i'd like to show you a wonderful line of avon products
-You say: speaking of coming down...
-You say: do you have any heroin?
-You say: chatter chatter chatter
-You say: you're pretty hot... get it? hot?
-You say: So, I says to Manny, I says...
Anybody have any better luck?
he has a wife named Karithol who is out hunting, and they are the last 2 dragons of their kind, and his favorite food is giant lizard (aka a big dick)
Also, if you call her a bitch or say fuck, the proggie ends.
someone put a version of eliza on aim, and posts a website where people try to talk to "her."
it's funny as hell, i just can't remember where that website is.
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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
i just can't remember where that website is.
It was at < http://www.workofstone.com/kfox/aoliza/ > , but it seems to be 404ing me right now.
I don't want to spoil it for everyone... But if you want you can email me and I'll tell you how to do it....
code:The voice says:
(First sentence ommited, because it would give away an important detail.)
Very well, I
accept. I expect you to return here once every two months with your news. If
you go past me and leave through the large exit at the other end of the cavern,
you will eventually find your way outside. Remember that I know your scent, and
should you fail to report to me, you will be one of the first to die upon my
return. Now be out of my sight. (He continues to watch you as you stumble
past him, and make your way towards the opposite end of the cave. You
immediately notice the large opening in the cavern wall, and enter it. It
begins to rise and turn gently, and once out of sight, you breathe a huge sigh
of relief at your narrow escape.)Well done, you have made it out alive!
[Type RESTART to try again or QUIT to end.]
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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >
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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >
< http://www.fury.com/aoliza/ >
and plus, anyone can do this, there was actually an article on webreference. theres a aim perl module that you just hook up to the eliza perl module... i actually got the aim perl module to work, its not hard.
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Ah screw it.
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ICEGAMING.COM
He's been pissed for a long time cuz some guy hurt him. You can offer to heal his wings, but when you ask to look at them, he tells you no because he thinks you might poison him.
He doesn't know exactly where the crown is, but he says that his mate may know...
Dang this is addicting..
hbar98
Someone help?
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-=JB=-
-VULU-
[IMG]http://cgi.tripod.com/smilecwm/cgi-bin/s/cwm3d/3devil3.gif[/IMG]
< http://boomgames.com/chase/chat.zip >
It's an MS-DOS program...
There's also some other stuff you can do, like prettend that you're the proffessor, but it doesn't seem to help much.
Oh yah, and you can say your sick and she'll tell you to leave, but she won't come with you. She doesn't want the miss the first day of class. Not even for a quick bite to eat.
Anyone else got more dirt on that silly little Alice?
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >
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Ah screw it.
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ICEGAMING.COM
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"i like to skate on the other side of the ice"
-steve wright
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter, because, yes, i am a pompus ass.
I succesfully carried on a veeeeeeeeeeery long conversation with her, but it didn't seem to go anywhere.
So what's the point?
At least with Maur you have a goal and some sort of closure to the whole thing.
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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >
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"i like to skate on the other side of the ice"
-steve wright
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter, because, yes, i am a pompus ass.
That's what I did while I was at work.
Then when I went home, I tried it via telnet, and it was slow as sin.
Much better running in DOS.
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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >
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"i like to skate on the other side of the ice"
-steve wright
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter, because, yes, i am a pompus ass.
(stupid double post)
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"i like to skate on the other side of the ice"
-steve wright
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter, because, yes, i am a pompus ass.
This message has been edited by peregrin on January 09, 2001 at 05:37 AM
quote:
Originally posted by jim:
I tried the Alice one, but I can't seem to find an objective.
yeah same here. are you meant to try and get her to leave the room with you? or what? score with her?
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"I didnt know cows had boobs, I just thought they had that big nutsack with all the wieners hanging off it" - Beavis
Metal/Electronic/Ambient etc..
< http://www.mp3.com/fatbitch >
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"i like to skate on the other side of the ice"
-steve wright
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter, because, yes, i am a pompus ass.