Topic: Oh My Fucking God
started by: Vulu
Chaos ensues, and now my jaw hurts like a motherfucker:
Vulu/Nero: What the fuck are you talking about?
Net24: Get the fuck up and let's go outside cheater.
V/N: Man. Fuck you asshole. Who cheats on a fucking LAN? Just sit the fuck down so I can kick your ass.
N24: What motherfucker? What the fuck did you say? You're a fucking faggot. Don't make me break your face outside...
V/N: ...really. Well, this I gotta see...
So we go outside and, of course, a few of his friends join him. Good thing they were punk 16-year-old skinny AzN's.
Whatever.
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.:< JB >:.
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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass
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.:< JB >:.
Sorry but these Azn cybercafe punks really piss me off. A few of them tried to intimidate my friend the other day because he kicked their ass at starcraft. And remember those links to those internet articles about the guy who stabbed another guy over being knifed in CS? Over a fucking game! It makes me go ballistic..
Get a gun. Carry it to the cafe. Make them angry. Shoot them. Several times.
I've actually used that before.
If you get surrounded by guys on a dark road, (granted, they're not pointing a gun at you at the time) put your hand in the spot where a carry pistol would be on your hip. Go into a draw position - one foot slightly forward, shoulders ready to brace, left hand hloding hem of sweater or shirt as if to clear it for the draw.
Calmly ask them to repeat the threat to kill you (Did you just threaten to kill me?) and then state, quite clearly, that even though it might be an illegally carried weapon, the law entitles you to shoot them and kill them as they have given you cause to feel that your life is in danger.
Also add that nothing would give you greater pleasure than one of them stepping forward.
Even if it isn't legal in your area, the fact that you sound like a NRA legalese freak is enough to bluff most.
Of course, should they pull on you you're fucked. Judge wisely. Worth it if you feel they're gonna do you anyway...
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Woman has choked. Buy new woman.
(For those of you who are dorks; I'm joking)
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quote:
Originally posted by Vulu:
I find the most obnoxious assholes in LAN centers are Asian.
w00t! go us!
Or you just actually carry a gun, and then if they have a weapon of any type and (in PA) you are 'in fear for your life' you are justified in drawing your weapon and shooting them, unless they flee.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
That's the reason I have a Conceal and Carry Warrent. Fuck bluffing when I can back it up with real flying lead and deaths. However, one of the things they teach you is that if you feel you need to bring a gun into a situation, evaluate why you're getting into that situation and decide if it's a better idea to be elsewhere.I fear the day when everybody at a LAN party playing CS brings actual guns just in case. You don't respawn in the parking lot.
Yeah, I used to whine like that when I lost. When I was 7.
Fag.
People players in games you sort of expect to cheat. Thus there's no reason to get upset unless you actually catch them cheating. And to accuse someone without provocation and gang up on them is cause for a bullet in the head. I agree on that.
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"This above all: to thine own self be true."
- William Shakespeare.
Drawing on them and issuing a waring is a reasonable response, as this situation would put me in fear of 'life and limb'.
If they advance after that, I'd be justified in shooting. Any person who advances after being warned is not considered there to make friends.
Think about it, would you advance on someone who you and 2 other people were previously beating on, after she had pulled out her gun and warned that she'd use it?
I'd risk a brandishing offense to avoid being beaten and raped.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
Three men attacking a single female at once.
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I'd risk a brandishing offense to avoid being beaten and raped.
Me too, definitely. I don't own a gun (unfortunately), but in that situation, I wouldn't hesitate to draw it if I had one.
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