Forum: The Classroom
Topic: chemical burn
started by: Sithiee
Posted by Sithiee on Apr. 12 2001,03:40
ok, so tonight i went with my friends to all you can eat thursday at the buffalo wing factory in herndon. after eating some normal wings i was convinced to try something called the "flatliner" now, im kinda stupid. (that was the disclaimer) and so they arrive, and i touch one and lick my fingers to see how bad it is (STUPID) this sets off the burn. remember, these are supposedly covered in some sort of mace sauce. then while my mouth is on fire, and im startign to tear im trying to concentrate enough to grab a wing and start munching. that didnt work. i had about four bites until i decided to rub my eye. (STUPID STUPID STUPID). my eye started burning and i started trying to clean it out, and i was getting more burn all over my face. while i did chemical burn my entire face, the inside of my mouth and my throat etc, i decided to rectify this burning with some rolaids (after being told this causes massive ass burning on the way out). so i bought 2 rolls of extra strength rolaids, and downed about 8 (gave a few to my friends). then my friend told me to read the instructions, and apparantly im only supposed to take 4 per hour maximum. im ok now, and that was about 3 hours ago. however. my face burns. i have massive chemical burns on my face, on my hands, my throat, my eyes, and its great! i have never felt more alive (yeah, ive never been laid either). anyway, i thought i would share.
Posted by Rhydant on Apr. 12 2001,03:57
w0w. that suchs, sithiee man.
its like Icy-Hot. the 2 things you dont want to do after you put it on your knee (or shoulder or whatever), is rub your eyes or scratch your balls.
get some kalimine lotion. or something.------------------
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Posted by SLATE on Apr. 12 2001,04:35
shit man....
shit...
that must burn.. "fuck me! burns! ahh get it off! ahh!" - sithiee - according to SLATE probably something like that though... good luck with it though
Posted by CatKnight on Apr. 12 2001,06:05
SUE SUE SUE!
Posted by Sithiee on Apr. 12 2001,11:44
hah first off, i ordered it knowing what was in it and at one knowing what was in it, so even if i wanted to, i could sue. and actually, i kinda liked the burn....and then, i played my best round of cs yet (i think it was like 35/19)....theres a list for people who have managed to eat 15 (jesus christ almighty!!!!), and supposedly some guy managed to eat 40 once, but they had to rush him to the hospitol and pump his stomach.
Posted by Psychosomatic_plague on Apr. 12 2001,17:29
you could just buy a Spray canister of chemical mace and some chicken wings that way you don't have to wait 'till tursdays------------------
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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Apr. 14 2001,18:33
quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
buffalo wing factory in herndon.
THAT PLACE FUCKING ROCKS. Me and my girlfriend used to live across the street from it and we were there every weekend. Oh yea by the way, its in STERLING not herndon. Right across the street is a badass place to ride a dirt bike or 4 wheeler. Spent alot of time there too. ------------------
Decaffinated coffee is like unleaded fuel, it tastes like shit.
Posted by incubus on Apr. 14 2001,21:57
Oooh. Chem burns. Post a picture!  ------------------
-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...
Posted by Sithiee on Apr. 14 2001,22:37
whatever, my friend drove, and he said "were goin to herndon to get buffalo wings" so i assumed it was in herndon. you would too....and the chem burns are gone now....
Posted by Ozymandias on Apr. 22 2001,02:04
"This is a chemical burn. And it will hurt more than you have ever been burned."
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