Topic: The 10 Commandments Of Detnet
started by: Neophyre
II. Thou shalt not be a 14m0r.
III. Thou shalt not deliberately double post.
IV. Thou shalt not spam.
V. Thou shalt not mention the name kuru. anyone who turns a thread into a "please fuck me kuru" topic, will be capture and killed on sight.
VI. Lots of posts doth not make thee a 133t h4x0r.
VII. Thou shall honour and respect Ch1ckie
VIII. Thou shalt not resurect dead topics.
IX. In matters of ranting about stupid things, thou shalt blame Canada.
X. Thou shall beg the Lord Cr0bar for a geek forum, and on the 7th day, we shall rest and rejoice in great splurges of drinking and sex , for it is good.
edit: changed alcohol to drinking.
2nd edit: IX commandment ammended.
3rd edit: V no more kuru
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Self Improvement Is Masterbation. Self Destruction is the answer.
This message has been edited by Neophyre on January 09, 2001 at 10:39 PM
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First rule of detnet:
Don't talk about detnet.
Second rule of detnet:
If you are a l4m0r, you must fight.
First rule of Detnet: you do not talk about Detnet.
Second rule of Detnet:
You DO NOT talk about Detnet.
Third rule of Detnet:
when someone says "stop" or goes limp, the thread is over.
Fourth rule of Detnet:
only two guys to a thread.
Fifth rule of Detnet:
one thread at a time boys!.
Sixth rule of Detnet:
no shirt, no shoes.
Seventh rule of Detnet:
Threads go on as long as they have to.
Eighth and final rule of Detnet:
If this is your first night at Detnet, for christ's sake, don't spam the forums!
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Self Improvement Is Masterbation. Self Destruction is the answer.
This message has been edited by Neophyre on January 03, 2001 at 08:43 PM
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They have cats in the future?
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Old farts never die, they just get blown away.
i wonder how long it took God to do it...
most probably not long, just makes commandments that disallow anything that is pleasurable!
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
as long as nobody ever posts naked pics of kuru, everything is copacetic.
which brings up the question, "does anyone have naked pics of kuru?"
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It's not peer pressure, its just your turn.
This message has been edited by Neophyre on January 04, 2001 at 05:20 AM
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It's not peer pressure, its just your turn.
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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin
I think that it would be absolutely hilarious to find out that kuru is actually some 68 year-old male preacher living his secret fantasy on the net--then it would serve all of us right to get a picture.
'Course, then almost everyone here would be scarred for life, and the rest would still want to boink kuru.
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--Jynx
We do not make software "releases" -- our software escapes, leaving a bloody trail of desginers and quality assurance people in it's wake...
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. The thing I hate most is that I didn't have a better idea.
quote:
Originally posted by Neophyre:
I. Thou shalt not post pointless topics.
II. Thou shalt not be a 14m0r.
III. Thou shalt not double post.
V. Thou shalt not make 14m3 replies.
IX. Thou shalt not post topics whilst drunk, no matter how funny you may find it at the time.
Yet you've broken all of these Neophyre. From now on your name shall be 'Double-Post Dopey.'
vulu, fuck off you gay QUEBECKER. you've broken the whole lot, including "thou shall not be a gay bitching canadian"
no one gives a rat's ass bout what you have to say.
you constantly bitch about nothing and everything, and i have not seen one post where your not complaining or whining about something that doesn't concern YOU.
jeez i better f33r your 133t A0L h4x0ring skillz.
</rant>
edited for the sake of j0esmith and the rest of canada
This message has been edited by Neophyre on January 04, 2001 at 07:23 PM
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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass
But it's MINE and I'm never ever making a copy... that's HER buisness.
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >
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They have cats in the future?
there is at least one other detnetter who has seen it.
there are definitely 2 detnetters who have seen me in person.
and naked pictures of me do exist. however all of the ones containing anything from the waist down seem to have been 'i will blackmail you with these later' pictures my mother took when i was 2 months old in the bathtub.
there are semi-naked pictures of a legally-adult kuru. they're kept in a secret vault inside fort knox in a specially designed nuclear-timelock safe guarded by rottweilers with hemmorrhoids that are fed jalapeno peppers on a dailiy basis.
good luck getting them.
in case anyone took this post seriously: go out to the store, buy a sense of humor, install it, and read again.
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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin
Anyways, you can't complain about it this time, kuru, since you're the one who started it.
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
in case anyone took this post seriously: go out to the store, buy a sense of humor, install it, and read again.
Hehe... very useful advice! Everybody heed!
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >
depends on who has the better price this week.
btw, i love these optical mice.
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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin
Can we revoke the current Commandment IX, and replace it with the above?
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
there are semi-naked pictures of a legally-adult kuru. they're kept in a secret vault inside fort knox in a specially designed nuclear-timelock safe guarded by rottweilers with hemmorrhoids that are fed jalapeno peppers on a dailiy basis.good luck getting them.
all the dogs wanted was a steak (meduim-well), the nuclear timlock defused (i think the uranium p32 modulator went bad) so all bow to me for i have naked pics of kuru
quote:
in case anyone took this post seriously: go out to the store, buy a sense of humor, install it, and read again.
walmart doesn't have any humor, they told me to leave before they called the cops 
If you gotta get some humor, get some online from a reputable place like ThinkGeek.com. Geez! 
--J
This message has been edited by Jynx on January 05, 2001 at 01:00 PM
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They have cats in the future?
'thou shalt start threads which include much kissing of kuru's ass'
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
quote:
'thou shalt start threads which include much kissing of kuru's ass'
I think that most of the male population of detnet would love to do this.
all we need know is a pic.....
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vegemite rocks!!!
Remember, its all your fault.
until i see one, i refuse to believe that kuru is any bit attractive
and questioniong either my intelligence or looks is definately not a way to get one.
the only person on the forum whose opinion on my looks i care in the least about has already seen the pic.
and askheaves still likes me.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
quote:
and askheaves STILL likes me.
Too easy...
(J/K) kuru
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >
What the fuck!?!?!
I really, really, REALLY wish cr0bar would just make a fucking kuru forum.
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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >
This message has been edited by jim on January 09, 2001 at 09:19 AM
answer: she finds a bunch of geeks to worship her
jim, i know how you feel, man. tell ya what, we'll start up a thread about you next, so that all the geek guys can start hitting on you, too!
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It's not peer pressure, its just your turn.
and this thread.... does it have a point at all?
btw, while we're at it, i think we should make beef jerkey the official snack food of detnet. either that or m&m's
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >
I could really care less about all these. Please fuck me kuru threads going on around here. I just ignore them.
What is really starting to piss me off, is that every thread kuru posts in, completely changes topics from the thread title to "Please talk dirty kuru so I can sit around here and spank it." thread.
What the fuck... This place used to be so cool to come and bullshit. Now I spend more time trying to find a decent thread than I do actually conversing in it.
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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
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